Kay: Yawn Okay, this took me, like three hours to do becaus I couldn't decide on a song. At first it was going to be I Just Wanna Live, but then I decided it didn't go with the story, so I considered S.O.S, but then the booklet that comes with the C.D has the wrong lyrics for, like, half the song, so I decided to do The Truth, but then I realized that The World is Black was practically meant for this preview. Now, I don't want any complaints about length. Just remember, the preveiws to the Harry Potter movies are short, but the moveis themselves are LONG. And this is just a preview. So the "chapters" I post on here have no true value. If you like this, just wait until I finesh the first chapter (and have time to post it, between school, homework, and upgrading my other stories) of the actual story, Romance 101. And now that I have bored you with this lenthy paragraph of pointless author's notes, I will have Katt do the disclaimer, and you can me on your way (which, I'm hoping, involves revewing and telling me to finesh the first chapter of Romance 101).

Katt: Nither Kaay-chan, nor any of her muses, own any of the songs in the CD The Chronicals of Life and Death, or any other Good Charlotte CD, for that matter. She only owns the plot for Romance 101 (coming soon to a computer near you).

Preview to: Romance 101

♪Turn on channel 7 at a quarter to eight,

You see the same damn thing; it's just a different day,

And no one really knows why this is happening, but it's happening,

And everywhere you go, it's just a different place,

You get the same dark feelings, see the same dark faces.

No one really cares that this is happening.♪

"I have good news for you boys. I've arranged for you to go to an all boys Collage together."-

"Why do I have to wear a collared shirt?"… "If it makes you feel better, Babe, I think you look great"-

"Sir, you do realize the dangers of this right? Letting the four of them go to collage like that? You do realize who each one of them will choose for a roommate, right?"… "Yes, but I remember correctly, you refused to even consider going to collage until Anthony was 18."-

♪We come into this world,

And we are all the same,

And in that moment there's no one to blame.♪

"Well well, lookie here what I've found. Tyson, it's been a long time. Sorry about five years ago…" … "That's okay, Tala. You were under Boris's control, back then…"-

'That's right, my prey. Trust me. Fall right into my trap…'-

♪But the world is black,

And hearts are cold,

And there's no hope,

That's what where' told.

And we can't go back,

It won't be the same,

Forever changed by the things we've seen, seen.♪

"Tyson, you fool, you actually believed that I had changed? Hah! You really are too forgiving. I'd been planning this since the beginning!"-

"No! I won't give myself to you! I won't betray Kai, I won't!"-

"Oh, and about Kai, if you tell anyone what I'm doing to you; or if you disobey one of my orders, be it physical or verbal; I'll kill him.-

'Oh, God, why can't things go back to normal. I just want to die.'-

♪Living in this place, it's always been this way,

There's no one doin' nothing, so there's noting changed,

And I can't live when this world just keeps diein', it's diein'.

People always tell me this is part of the plan,

That God's got everybody in his hands.

But I can only pray that God is listenin'. Is He listening?♪

"T-Tyson? W-why? What did I do wrong?"-

"Don't feel bad, Kai. I'm sure it had nothing to do with you. He just loves me more."-

"But everything was perfect! We were going to get married!"-

"Well, that was then."-

♪But living it this world

Growing colder everyday

Nothing can stay perfect now I see.♪

"How can you be so cold hearted, Kai! I saw Tyson the other day, and he was crying! He still loves you, I know he does!"

"There's no hope, Tyson. You're mine now. Mine!"-

"P-please ((cough)) s-stop it."

♪But the world is black,

And hearts are cold,

And there's no hope,

That's what where' told.

And we can't go back,

It won't be the same,

Forever changed by the things we've seen, seen, seen.♪

"Oh my God! Tyson, what happened to you!"-

"I'll kill him. I'll kill that bastard for what he did to you! I'll do what I should have done years ago! It's my fault your hurt!-

"It's not your fault, Kai. I should have told you sooner. But I was so afraid that…"-

"Shhhh, It's alright, I'm here now."-

♪We come into this world,

And we are all the same,

And I that moment there's no one to blame…♪

"Tala, I'm afraid I'm going to have to have you expelled."-

"No! My plan! My perfect plan! Ruined! How? Everything was perfect."-

"Well, that was then."-

♪But we're living in this world,

Growing colder every day,

Nothing can stay perfect now I see…♪

"That was more than just a plan to get at Tyson's body, that was a plan to avenge myself from five years ago!"-

"No! Kai, no! Please, speak to me! You can't be dead! You can't! Kai…"-

♪But the world is black,

And hearts are cold,

And there's no hope,

That's what where' told…♪

"Mr. Granger, I'm afraid Mr. Hiwatari is going to be having some respiratory problems until he's fully recovered. It's advised that he stay in bed during that time."-

♪And we can't go back,

It won't be the same,

Forever changed by the things we've seen, seen, seen.♪

"Things are never going to be the same again, but at least they've gone back to being as normal as they can be. But then again, for the Blade Breakers, there's no such thing as 'normal.' It really isn't fair."

♪Turn on channel 7 at a quarter to eight,

You see the same damn thing; it's just a different day,

And no one really knows why this is happening.♪


Kay: And there you have it, people. The Preview to Romance 101! Yay! Just remember, this has nothing to do with Out of the Past. In this story, the events in V Force and G Rev. never happend. I needed to do that because I needed Tala to be an evil, sick-minded bastard. Leave your review on the way out the door, and have a nice day!

Jes: Now, if you'll excuse us, it's 12:04amcentral time(which is 1:04, eastern time), andwe're allbushed. Don't aske what we're doing up so late. we're too tired to explain. G'night!

3/06/05