AUTHOR NOTE: Enjoy this chapter! R&R XD

El Gordita arrived home around seven. He was so excited! See, he and Julie went for pizza after the wedding. Julie was all he could think about.. every move she made; every word she spoke. El Gordita was obviously in love.

This was a strange feeling for him because he had never been in love before. Ever. Not once so far during his lifetime. El Gordita never thought he would fall in love- until, that is, he met Julie.

Once he entered his little hut-like house he stepped into his miniature bathroom.

He started running the water in his bathtub for a relaxing, hot bath. El Gordita grabbed his vanilla scented bath soap from Bath and Body Works, and dumped a whole load of it in the tub. He grabbed some of his vanilla bath pearls and threw them in, too. El Gordita was a huge fan of vanilla scented cleansing materials!

Before relaxing it the tub, he grabbed his vanilla bar of soap, and his little sponge that was shaped as a vanilla cube.

In the tub, he reflected on his day:

"Went to wedding. Got home. Took shower. Got dressed. Went to party. Saw pretty girl. Fell in love. Saw Stephen Speilberg. Saw Aaron. Saw pretty lady again. Aaron proposed to pretty lady. Pretty lady rejected offer. Aaron quit play. El Gordita learned name of play. Play called More to Life. Pretty lady cried. Met pretty lady. Pretty lady had name, Julie. Julie is engaged. Julie loves Brandon. Brandon is astronaut. El Gordita happy for Julie. Went to pizza parlor with Julie. Had great time. Talked only about Italian food and plays. Julie will be famous soon. Julie is fantastic actress. Julie favorite Italian food is pizza. El Gordita like meatballs. Meatballs remind El Gordita of his head. El Gordita had a very good day."

El Gordita soaked up more suds, and washed himself, and relaxed. All he could think about was the love of his life.

Randomly, as he scrubbed his right foot, he started singing his favorite bath tune"Splish splash, I was takin' a bath, nah-nah-nah-nah... Saturday night!"

"Brandon? I'm home!" Julie called.

"Hey, baby, that wedding lasted forever! I have been dying for you to come home!" Brandon replied.

"Oh, well, I went out for a slice of pizza with a friend of mine," Julie added quickly.

"What's her name?" Brandon inquired.

"Uhmm... El... Ella... Gord..uhh.. Gord...uhh...Ella Gordon!" Julie lied.

"Ella Gordon. That'suhha nice name." said Brandon. Brandon sat down on the faux fur loveseat couch and waved at Julie to sit on his lap. Of course, she did. Brandon leaned in to kiss her, and she kissed him more passionately than she did Aaron. That was because she actually loved Brandon.

"I love you," Brandon pulled away.

"I bet I love you mo-ore!" Julie teased.

"Nuh-uh!" Brandon laughed.

"Yeah-huh!" Julie smart-alecked right back.

Aaron furiously walked into his house and threw the ring box into a brick wall. He yelled out curse words and scowled. All of a sudden, tears sprang from his eyes like water falling from a waterfall.

"You little bitch! I am going to get you SOO bad! And your little fiancee, too!"