Disclaimer: We don't own the song "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer, nor do we own Star Wars or Blaze
A/N Nerwen Aldarion: I came up with this after reading the latest chapters to The Rise and Fall of Kyle Katarn Part 2 and got really ticked off at Blaze, this helped cool my anger hehehehe sorry shanesnest had to do it.
A/N Tinuviel Undomiel: I'm still laughing at this crazy song we invented. A special thanks to GraveDigger Resurecction who inevnted the song Sofia got run over by a Pickup, in the CSI section. With out her lyrics we couldn't have done this.
Blaze got run over by a speeder
Walking home from Nar Shadda, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles,
But as for me and Tinuviel, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much Ardees,
And flirting with Kyle and being crass.
So when she swaggered on out of the cantina,
I floored the pedal hard and revved the gas.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were heel prints upon her forehead,
And incriminatin' fuel marks on her back.
Blaze got run over by a speeder
Walking home from Nar Shadda, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles,
But as for me and Tinuviel, we believe.
Now were all a little ticked at Kyle,
He's been taking all her moves so well.
Watch him sitting close and laughing with her,
Well, we all know that payback can be hell.
It's rather nice and quiet now that she's gone.
Jan's not even dressed in black.
But we just can't help but wonder:
Should we keep her ship or send 'it back?
Blaze got run over by a speeder
Walking home from Nar Shadda, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles,
But as for me and Tinuviel, we believe.
Now the cards are laid out on the table
And Kyle's heard the message loud and clear.
He is working to ask out for Jan,
And he knows our speeder ain't no reindeer.
See, We've simply warned all of the others.
That they'd better steer clear of his door.
Cause J and K are having themselves a good Christmas,
And Blaze's not an issue anymore.
Blaze got run over by a speeder
Walking home from Nar Shadda, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles,
But as for me and Tinuviel, we believe.
A/N: If only, if only...hey shanesnest, told ya we hated Blaze, this is what happens when you mess with Jan and Kyle :p