Welcome to chapter two...Hey, that rymed!

Yoda: Nothing she owns.

Super Titles: Who the hell are you?!

Yoda: Running now I am!

Happy Dance Man: I'm dancin' like a monkey!

Chapter Two...Operation: Kindergarten Part Two.

Kurama sits by the wall, reading the latest almanac. The girls (all of them) are watching him. While the girls were distracted, InuYasha climbs to the top of the jungle gym. His legs are supported by Miroku and Sesshomaru's shoulders,"Hear me! Hear me!," he shouted, brandashing Tetsusaiga,"All boys who wish to get their woman back, come forth!"

In responce, Koga, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Koenma, Kenshin, Yoh, Vegeta, Yugi, Jonouchi (Joey), Tristan, and Duke. After all the boys filed into the gym smei-neatly, Inu-chan explains his plan (hey, that rymed!). Koenma thinks it is rather violent,"Why do demons always take the violent way out of problems?" he asks,"This way is much easier. Observe."

Koenma walks out of the Jungle Gym, and heads toward Botan,"Botan?"

"Yes?" she answers.

"Wanna go to the sandbox and dig a hole to space?"

"Sure!" they walk off together.

The boy all gape. Kenshin responds first,"That didn't look hard at all, that it didn't!" he leaves like Koenma did, and strides up to Kaoru,"Ms. Kaoru?"

"Yes, Kenshin?" she asks.

"Do you wish to ride the swings with me?"

"Alright!" they walk to the swings together.

The boys stare once more. InuYasha slowly turns to look at the remaining,"Alright then. Whoever's brave enough to do that, leave," Sesshomaru, Yoh, Yugi, and Joey walk away,"So, who left is too shy to get their woman's attantion?" no one responds,"Too stubborn?" everyone except Kuwabara and Miroku raise their hands,"Too stupid?" Kuwabara raises his hand,"What about you, Miroku?"

"I am not obligated to answer that question, for I am a monk," answers the Miroku.

"What does being a monk have to do with that?" asks InuYasha.

"...I'm not sure."

"Anyway, as long as you're here, it's fine, I guess."

Meanwhile, by the wall, Kurama is almost done with his book. Hiei, being as unsocialable as usual, is with him,"Those girls are creeping me out...," he says. Kurama looks up to see what his friend was talking about. Immediatly, the girls disappear from his sight, like cockroaches when you turn a light on. Yukina, who was simply trying to get to her brother, walks toward the pair at the wall.

"I wonder why they all left?" she asks.

"Because Kurama's gaze will kill them, or something," stated Hiei, as Yukina sits next to him.

"They're afraid of green?" she asks. Just then Inu-chan walks up with Kuwabara,"He's stupid. He wishes to ask you something, Yukina," said InuYasha, then he walks away.

"Um, er, uh...D-do y-y-you w-w-w-want t-to-" Kuwabara stammers.

"Just ask the damned question!" yells Hiei.

"You swore!" yells back Kuwabara.

"Shut up and talk!"

"You swore again!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yeah, huh! Shut up is a swear!"

"No, it's not!"

"How would you know?!"

"How would YOU know?!"

"Quiet! Yukina, would you like to ride the bikes with me?!" aks Kuwabara rather loudly.

"Alright," answers Yukina, and the two walk to the tricycle area together.

"Stupid bastard...," says Hiei. Kurama closes his book, finished,"You shouldn't swear. Soap doesn't taste good," he says,"Hn," was his only answer.

In the Jungle Gym, InuYasha and Miroku are discussing with eachother,"We've lost Yusuke because Keiko came and asked him to play with her," explains InuYasha,"Tristan and Duke decided to duel over Serenity rather than join us, Yoh was dragged away by Anna, Vegeta left because he thought our cause was idiotic. We only have Koga left!!!"

"Is that a problem, mutt-face?!" yells Koga.

"No, not at all," soothes Mirioku,"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Sango!" he rushes away.

"Traitor!" screams InuYasha. Koga starts to walk away,"Were're YOU going?"

"Gonna ask Ayame out," he says, then leaves. As he walks away, he yells over his shoulder,"Only cowards don't muster up bravado, mutt!"

"Why you little-! I'll get you for that!" InuYasha charges after him. The kids play for a while, then Mr. Touya walks out.

"Alright everyone! Inside!" he orders, and the kids do so,"What time is it now?" he asks. Kurama raises his hand as Kuwabara falls over from exhaustion,"That's right!; NAPTIME!!" Touya yells before Kurama could answer. The kids pull out individual mats to sleep on. Yusuke and InuYasha were having a janken tournament. Kuwabara rolls onto InuYasha in his sleep.

"Argh! Get off of me!" he yells while flipping Kuwabara off.

"I win!" exclaims Yusuke,"Rock beats half-scissors!" (get it? the middle finger is half of the scissors sign)

"WHAT?!" shrieks Inu-chan, while pushing Kuwabara off of him,"You son of a-!" BAM!!! Inu-chan falls to the floor with a thud, unconcious. Sesshomaru stands over him, looking triumphant,"Finally! I can sleep!"

THAT'S IT FOR NOW! Chapter two, over! You like, you no like? Tell me! Next time, their adventures in the third grade (featuring several Gravitation characters as the fifth graders!!!)