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Chapter Three...Operation 3rd/5th Grade
Our tale continues two years later, at the beginning of the chibis' third grade. Miroku and Sango are walking to school together.
"Do you think learning cursive will be hard?" asked Sango.
"Of course not! I'm sure we'll do fine...besides, I'm more worried about Kuwabara...," answers the monk.
Suddenly, Kenshin runs up the street toward the two. He is waving his hands above his head in a frenzy,"It is terrible, that it is!!!" the rurouni yells.
He reaches them,"What is it?" asks Sango.
"It is...the P.E. teacher!!! That it is!!!" exclaimes Kenshin. He points toward a car pulling into the driveway of the school. The door opens, and a tall man with long, blonde hair and a gun comes out.
"Our P.E. teacher is Vin Diesel???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," exclaimes Miroku,"Vin Diesel grew out his hair??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No!" corrects Kenshin,"His name is...Mr. K."
"K?" asks Sango,"As in, K-A-Y-E?"
"No! K as in K!!!"
"Why do I have a bad feeling about this...?" asks Miroku.
Later on, the chibis are in their classroom.
"This is so exciting! I hope our teacher is hot!" exclaimes Kagome. InuYasha glares,"Heh, heh...Nevermind..."
Suddenly, a man flies (yes, flies) into the room and lands in front of the kids. He has red hair and blue eyes,"Hullo! I be your new teacher!" exclaimed Jin,"My name is Mr. Jin!!!"
"Oh, God...," says Hiei, sweatdropping.
"I'll be takin' yer atten'nce now, if ya don' moind!" he takes out a piece of paper and takes attendance,"...Well, that's everyone! I seem ter have an...interrestin' class this year..."
Meanwhile, in the fifth grade. All of the students have been waiting for their teacher to arrive for the past 20 minutes.
"Why hasn't the teacher come?" asked Ryuichi, who was chewing on his stuffed rabbit, Kumagoro.
"I dunno," answered Shuichi.
"Why must nothing go right when I'm around?!" cries Sakano, who burst into spaz tears.
"Calm down, you spaz!" yelled Hiro(shi).
"...," was the only thing Tohma said, or thought...or both.
In the back of the classroom, three students sit. Two in black, one in white,"I hope the teacher comes soon. I wanna steal any valuable stuff he has," states Kuronue.
"We could just steal stuff from these kids here," suggests Yoko (Kurama).
"Just as long as I get to blow things up," cheers Karasu.
"...," said/thought/both Yoko.
"...," said/thought/both Kuronue.
BAM!!! The door to the classroom slams open, and walks through it is a tall blonde man smoking a cigarette balanced between his lips.
"gasp," said Shuichi, who had hearts in his eyes.
"Uh, Shuichi...?" asked Hiro.
"Shutup!" ordered the man,"It's morning and I'm not in the mood!" his blue eyes were filled with digust. (It's Eiri Yuki by the way)
Ryuichi raises his hand,"WHAT?!" yells Yuki.
"Ano...I don't think you're allowed to smoke here, sir."
"I'll smoke if I want to!"
"But, the sign..."
Yuki walks over to Ryuichi's desk, places his hands flat on the two nearest corners. He brings his face close enough that the cigarette almost touched Ryuichi's nose. (the smell! the smell!...uh, sorry, inside joke)
"Kid, it's bad for kids to smoke, but for adults, it's very, very good. Got it?"
Ryuichi chews nervously on Kumagoro,"Uh, huh..."
"What are doing with that stuffed animal?"
"He's my fweind!"
Yuki takes Kumagoro and looks it,"...It's covered in spit," he throws it back to Ryuichi. He then walks to his own desk and sits in the throne, er, chair. He picks up a piece of paper,"Okay, time for attendance, yada, yada, yada..."
He puts his cigarette out in the ashtray,"Aizawa, Taki?" he pulls out another cigarette and lights it, then blows the smoke in Taki's face.
"cough Here cough," Taki chokes.
"Get used to it, you rapist."
"Rapist?!"
"Bakura, Ryo?"
"Hey, wait a second!"
"Here," answeres Bakura.
"Hello!" yells Taki.
"You wanna detention, punk?!" yells Yuki.
"...no," Taki whispers.
"Then shutup. Batwings, Kuronue?"
"Present," Kuronue answers.
"Dacrow, Karasu?"
"Past. Might I suggest that you take better care of your hair?" asks Karasu.
"Gay," was Yuki's answer.
"How did you know?! I mean...am not!!"
"Kurama, Yoko?"
"Future. That watch you have, is it gold?" asks the fox.
"...Yes."
"Excellent."
"Riiight...anyway, Nakano, Hiroshi?"
"Here," answers Hiro,"And I prefer to be called Hiro."
"Hishi? I can manage that."
"Hee-roo!" corrects Hiro.
"Heroine? What? You're a female on drugs?"
"NO! That's my name! Hiro!"
"Whatever...Sakano, Sakano?"
"still spazzing," spazzes Sakano.
"I'm gonna call you spaz...Sakuma, Ryuichi?"
"HERE!!" cheers Ryuichi.
"Why do you have that stupid rabbit?!"
"He's not "stupid rabbit", he's KUMAGORO!!!" declares Ryuichi.
"Whatever."
"Okay, that's it! Kumagoro Miracle Beam!" shouts Ryuichi as he throws Kumagoro at Yuki. It lands in the teacher's lap. Yuki then picks it up and stuffs it in a drawer.
"NOOOOOOO--!!!!" screams Ryuichi.
"Shutup. Seguchi, Tohma?"
"Present," states Tohma.
"OOOOOOOO--!!!!"
"Semirobo, Mukuro?"
"Here," says the partial android.
"OOOOOOO--!!!!"
"Shindou, Shuichi?"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO cough OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough OOOOOOOOOOOOO--!!!!"
"I'm here mister...um...mister..." confuses Shuichi.
"Mr. Eiri Yuki. If you didn't hear me state my name, sucks for you."
"OOOOOOOO-- passes out."
Sakano was still spazzing.
THISISTHEENDOFTHISCHAPTER
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