WEEEEHHH! I'm sick wit da flu! Typing is the only way to pass time by, aside from watching TV, but there's nothing on during school hours!
Da, dada, da! A new chapter for you (that rymed!)
Chapter Four...The Great K Escape
Later that day, both the fifth and third grades were out on the blacktop. They lined up according to height and grade after introducing themselves to everyone else. Suddenly, a car comes screeching onto the blacktop, and stops sideways to the kids. A blonde dude comes out.
"Vin Diesel!" shrieks Miroku. Sango elbows him in the stomach,"Mr. K, remember?" she hisses.
"Alright, be quiet!" orders K. He walks up to them and takes attendance by pointing his gun at ech of them while counting. The kids shriek every time he lets it dangle on his elbow so he can right their presentness on paper. (Yes, it's a big gun)
"Are you allowed to have a gun on school grounds, sir?" asks a newly conscoius Ryuichi.
"What?" asks K, then looks at his gun,"Oh, this? It's not a gun, it's...er...a container," he lies.
"Holding what?"
"...Lead candy..."
"Can I have some!"
"Later! Now, all of you, run in a triangle, then a square, then a line, then a star, then a Star Of David. Go! Whoever doesn't get it right will get a "Special Detention"!" K said this while effectionatly petting his gun. This scared the stupider people in class (cough Kuwabara cough).
And they're off! In the lead (and finished) is Hiei! Closely followed by InuYasha and Sesshomaru, both nudging eachother in the ribs, trying to get ahead of eachother. Next up is everyone else. Except for Kuwabara, that is, who is running around in octagons, hexagons, figure eights, and several unknown shapes. After everyone finishes, K calls Kuwabara over,"Kuwabara? Do you know what happens now?"
"You'll let me go, pain-free?" Kuwabara answers.
"buzzing noise, Wrong! Meet me in Room 273 after school for your "Special Detention"," he ordered, yet again petting his gun. And so P.E. continued, and while the kids were playing kickball, Mr. Touya strides up to K.
"'sup, Touya?" asks K casually.
"That's Principle Touya to you!" states Touya (yes, he was a kindergarten teacher at the beginning. Some promotion, ne?),"I've been hearing that you have a gun on campus. Care to explain?"
"It's lead candy, dude!" K laughs.
"Lead, yes! Candy, I think not!" huffed Touya.
"Whatever...," K rolls his eyes.
"Mr. Claude K. Whinchester! I don't think that's the correct additude for a teacher to possess!" yelled Touya.
"I'm K remember! Claude and Mr. Whinchester sound dorky...," K mumbled.
"Just make sure you come to the meeting after school!" Touya turns and stomps away. K smokes a cigarette.
School ends that day. Jin waves his students goodbye in tears,"sniff Toime goes boiy so fast!" as Yuki threatens the kids out of his room,"If you weren't minors, I'd beat you for every second you stayed after the bell rang!"
Out on Peonza Lane (the street my old school was on, but that doesn't matter, now does it?), Ryuichi is sadly walking home, kicking cans and rocks in his way, "Kumagoro, this is the longest we've been away...," he whispers (remember? Yuki took Kumagoro away last chapter). He looks up as he hears yelling up the street. It's Yoko, Karasu, and Kuronue. They were trying to break into a fat dude's house to steal his stuff, but the fat dude saw them and was trying to chase them down the street.
"ARRRGH! Damn fucking pieces of shit! If I ever catch you around here again I'll...huff pant weeze...I'll...," the fat man slows to a stop as the three intruders vanish from sight. He gives up and walks back home.
Ryuichi gets an idea,"Say...They're good at stealing stuff," he whispers while stroking his invisible beard. He runs after the three, with hopes in mind.
THISTHEENDOFTHISCHAPTER
Woot! Sorry this chapter is so short, but next one will be jam packed with humor and...well, words...
Anyway, a tid-bit of information that might shock you. Geeks, nerds, and dorks aren't what you believe they are!
Ad-libbing from an amazing dictionary find:
Geek: "The member of a circus or freak show that bites the heads off of animals, ie Chickens, swans..." So does that mean Ozzy Osbourne is a geek? (he bit off a bat's head)
Nerd: Um, it's a candy...So don't call anyone a nerd unless they're made of sugery goodness!
Dork: Um, it's a part of a whale...A male whale...hint,hint...So don't call anyone a dork unless they're...hentai thoughts...Ya know what? I'm not gonna finish that thought.
Amazing, ne? Well, review, please!