A/N now that the story is actually going somewhere, I will have to start
waiting for reviews to write anymore and Rachel don't be mean or somebody
will violate your bubble *grins*
Disclaimer: now that the story is actually going to include charries that I don't own, I don't own them! Wayfarer Redemption isn't mine! (But I do hope to own the books someday)
"COOL!!!!!!!!!" We all yelled. I shivered. Now that Jessica's hand had gone through, the mirror wasn't there anymore. Instead what lay before us was an icy land, covered in snow. Further on, there was a fort ringed by a town. The town was obviously deserted.
"I think I need to go get something." I said
"Your coat?" Jessica asked.
"It's not cold." I said.
"Not cold? It's friggin' well covered with ICE out there, Ely."
"So? I am an allmighty DM. That doesn't bother me."
"So what do you want to go get?" Rachel asked.
"Think about that for one second Rachel." I said. She did.
"OH!" she said, a grin lighting her face.
I departed. When I came back, I had my pencil in my hair, a ballpoint pen for Rachel and Jessica, and a highlighter. I also carried my backpack. With my two flashlights and numerous things to beat people with, draw on, and write on in it.
"Look, Ely, there's the cat! You can see the cat now!" Jessica said. Indeed, sitting underneath the sink was a smallish cat. It was mostly white, with spots of brown tabby. It was one of the cutest things I had ever seen, the fact that it was obviously not a kitten anymore not withstanding (FUN WORD) Rachel sneezed.
"I say we leave it behind." she said.
"Nonsense. You'll be better once we go out there. It comes with."
"Ely do you want it to freeze?"
"It won't freeze."
"You don't actually mean we're going out there without our coats." Jessica said.
"Well since I'm hoping that in the true fantasy tradition we will get cool clothes that match the place we're going to, yes, I do mean we're going there without our coats." I said.
"Not to mention the fact that we don't HAVE coats, being as here it's like seventy degrees out?" Rachel said.
"That too." I agreed.
"Are you sure we should be doing this?" Jessica asked.
"Anything to get out of Picture This." I said.
"It's not like I have to do Picture This." she said. "I'm just here until you guys are done with this and my mom picks us up."
"Well we do, and we say, let's go!" I said.
"I agree! Especially since we'd just have to do Experimental Design after Picture This." Rachel said.
"Mwhahahaha! The DM prevails!"
"Excuse me?" Jessica said indignantly. "I am the one who's usually DM!!"
"Yeah, well, I've been DM most lately, so anyway..." I grabbed her arm. "Let's go!" I said as I stepped into the landscape in the mirror.
"Holy shit..." Jessica's swear trailed off as we stepped onto ice and looked around.
"Hey!!" I said, remembering. "I forgot the cat!" I turned around, looking for the mirror. The mirror was gone. "But what about the kitty?" I asked.
"You left it behind, Ely. And we can't exactly go back for it." Jessica said.
"You guys! I'm not cold!" Rachel interrupted. I jumped.
"Me neither." I said. "That is too cool!!!!" I shrieked. Five yards away, from behind a lump of ice, many armored men stepped out. One of them looked oddly familiar. I could feel Rachel creeping up next to me.
"Is that who I'm starting to think he is?" I asked her in an undertone.
"An incredibly hot guy in armor who looks regrettably like he's going to kill us with a freakily sharp and pointy-looking sword?" Jessica asked.
Another man stepped up beside the first.
"Axis, these don't look like Skraelings to me." he said.
I burst out laughing hysterically.
"It is! It is! It really is! Mwahahaha!"
"Jessica, resist. He doesn't deserve to be as hot as he is. He sleeps with like every girl he meets." Rachel said so that the men in armor couldn't hear.
"Rachel. I have read Wayfarer Redemption now too and I personally don't think he's that bad."
"Silence!" He-in-armor said. "What are you, um, people doing out here?"
"We happen to be mourning because I forgot the cat." I said.
"Hey. You happen to be mourning. I'm certainly not." Rachel said.
"Oh forget about the dumb cat won't you?" Jessica said.
"What cat?" the man who had talked to Mr. Leader asked. "Any cat out here would be frozen. You can't even touch armor without pulling your fingertips off."
"Really?" I asked. "Cool!!!"
"Ely, control your sadistic tendencies for the moment please." Rachel said.
"Okay, okay." I grumbled, then turned to Mr. Hot-in-armor, who had waved Mr. Frozen Armor back. "You would be Axis?" I asked him.
"Yes." he said. "who are you?"
I whooped. My fantasies had been confirmed.
"Ely how did you know his name?" Jessica asked.
"Then you-" Rachel pointed to Mr. Frozen Armor. "Would be... Belial?"
He looked stunned.
"Yes." he said. "How did you know that?"
"I second him" Jessica said. "How the hell did you know that?"
"Because they're from the Wayfarer Redemption books!!!!" I shrieked.
"Quiet!" Axis hissed. "Do you want the Skraelings to hear?" His patrol nodded.
"Do we care?" I asked.
"Ely, you're being mean." Rachel said.
"I know."
"Will somebody PLEASE explain what is happening?" Jessica whined.
"We're in the Wayfarer Redemption books!!" I said again.
"Belial." Axis said. "Help me think of something to do with these three." Belial, though, was staring at us with a puzzled look on his face.
"I am curious to know," He said "why it is that these three, who cannot be more than thirteen-"
"FOURTEEN!" we all said simultaneously, indignantly, and rather loudly.
"Fourteen then." He glared at us. "Can be standing there in such scanty, and I admit outrageous, clothes, while we freeze under layers and armor."
"I also am curious." Axis said.
"They are Forbidden! It is the only explanation!!" one of the men in the back of the patrol said.
"We are not!" Jessica protested.
"You don't even know what the Forbidden ARE, Jess." Rachel said.
"I WISH we were Forbidden." I said. "Or Icarii, at least."
"How is it that you know so much?" Axis said. "And we are all waiting to hear your explanation of being out here in such clothes."
"We HAPPEN to be from another world, and we also HAPPEN to be very much superior to any of you." Rachel said. "Especially you." she said to Axis.
"WE ARE THE DUNGEONMISTRESSES!!!!!!" I said.
Disclaimer: now that the story is actually going to include charries that I don't own, I don't own them! Wayfarer Redemption isn't mine! (But I do hope to own the books someday)
"COOL!!!!!!!!!" We all yelled. I shivered. Now that Jessica's hand had gone through, the mirror wasn't there anymore. Instead what lay before us was an icy land, covered in snow. Further on, there was a fort ringed by a town. The town was obviously deserted.
"I think I need to go get something." I said
"Your coat?" Jessica asked.
"It's not cold." I said.
"Not cold? It's friggin' well covered with ICE out there, Ely."
"So? I am an allmighty DM. That doesn't bother me."
"So what do you want to go get?" Rachel asked.
"Think about that for one second Rachel." I said. She did.
"OH!" she said, a grin lighting her face.
I departed. When I came back, I had my pencil in my hair, a ballpoint pen for Rachel and Jessica, and a highlighter. I also carried my backpack. With my two flashlights and numerous things to beat people with, draw on, and write on in it.
"Look, Ely, there's the cat! You can see the cat now!" Jessica said. Indeed, sitting underneath the sink was a smallish cat. It was mostly white, with spots of brown tabby. It was one of the cutest things I had ever seen, the fact that it was obviously not a kitten anymore not withstanding (FUN WORD) Rachel sneezed.
"I say we leave it behind." she said.
"Nonsense. You'll be better once we go out there. It comes with."
"Ely do you want it to freeze?"
"It won't freeze."
"You don't actually mean we're going out there without our coats." Jessica said.
"Well since I'm hoping that in the true fantasy tradition we will get cool clothes that match the place we're going to, yes, I do mean we're going there without our coats." I said.
"Not to mention the fact that we don't HAVE coats, being as here it's like seventy degrees out?" Rachel said.
"That too." I agreed.
"Are you sure we should be doing this?" Jessica asked.
"Anything to get out of Picture This." I said.
"It's not like I have to do Picture This." she said. "I'm just here until you guys are done with this and my mom picks us up."
"Well we do, and we say, let's go!" I said.
"I agree! Especially since we'd just have to do Experimental Design after Picture This." Rachel said.
"Mwhahahaha! The DM prevails!"
"Excuse me?" Jessica said indignantly. "I am the one who's usually DM!!"
"Yeah, well, I've been DM most lately, so anyway..." I grabbed her arm. "Let's go!" I said as I stepped into the landscape in the mirror.
"Holy shit..." Jessica's swear trailed off as we stepped onto ice and looked around.
"Hey!!" I said, remembering. "I forgot the cat!" I turned around, looking for the mirror. The mirror was gone. "But what about the kitty?" I asked.
"You left it behind, Ely. And we can't exactly go back for it." Jessica said.
"You guys! I'm not cold!" Rachel interrupted. I jumped.
"Me neither." I said. "That is too cool!!!!" I shrieked. Five yards away, from behind a lump of ice, many armored men stepped out. One of them looked oddly familiar. I could feel Rachel creeping up next to me.
"Is that who I'm starting to think he is?" I asked her in an undertone.
"An incredibly hot guy in armor who looks regrettably like he's going to kill us with a freakily sharp and pointy-looking sword?" Jessica asked.
Another man stepped up beside the first.
"Axis, these don't look like Skraelings to me." he said.
I burst out laughing hysterically.
"It is! It is! It really is! Mwahahaha!"
"Jessica, resist. He doesn't deserve to be as hot as he is. He sleeps with like every girl he meets." Rachel said so that the men in armor couldn't hear.
"Rachel. I have read Wayfarer Redemption now too and I personally don't think he's that bad."
"Silence!" He-in-armor said. "What are you, um, people doing out here?"
"We happen to be mourning because I forgot the cat." I said.
"Hey. You happen to be mourning. I'm certainly not." Rachel said.
"Oh forget about the dumb cat won't you?" Jessica said.
"What cat?" the man who had talked to Mr. Leader asked. "Any cat out here would be frozen. You can't even touch armor without pulling your fingertips off."
"Really?" I asked. "Cool!!!"
"Ely, control your sadistic tendencies for the moment please." Rachel said.
"Okay, okay." I grumbled, then turned to Mr. Hot-in-armor, who had waved Mr. Frozen Armor back. "You would be Axis?" I asked him.
"Yes." he said. "who are you?"
I whooped. My fantasies had been confirmed.
"Ely how did you know his name?" Jessica asked.
"Then you-" Rachel pointed to Mr. Frozen Armor. "Would be... Belial?"
He looked stunned.
"Yes." he said. "How did you know that?"
"I second him" Jessica said. "How the hell did you know that?"
"Because they're from the Wayfarer Redemption books!!!!" I shrieked.
"Quiet!" Axis hissed. "Do you want the Skraelings to hear?" His patrol nodded.
"Do we care?" I asked.
"Ely, you're being mean." Rachel said.
"I know."
"Will somebody PLEASE explain what is happening?" Jessica whined.
"We're in the Wayfarer Redemption books!!" I said again.
"Belial." Axis said. "Help me think of something to do with these three." Belial, though, was staring at us with a puzzled look on his face.
"I am curious to know," He said "why it is that these three, who cannot be more than thirteen-"
"FOURTEEN!" we all said simultaneously, indignantly, and rather loudly.
"Fourteen then." He glared at us. "Can be standing there in such scanty, and I admit outrageous, clothes, while we freeze under layers and armor."
"I also am curious." Axis said.
"They are Forbidden! It is the only explanation!!" one of the men in the back of the patrol said.
"We are not!" Jessica protested.
"You don't even know what the Forbidden ARE, Jess." Rachel said.
"I WISH we were Forbidden." I said. "Or Icarii, at least."
"How is it that you know so much?" Axis said. "And we are all waiting to hear your explanation of being out here in such clothes."
"We HAPPEN to be from another world, and we also HAPPEN to be very much superior to any of you." Rachel said. "Especially you." she said to Axis.
"WE ARE THE DUNGEONMISTRESSES!!!!!!" I said.