A/N: Nooooo!! The computer deleted what I had! I finished the last Wayfarer
Redemption book and now must embark on a quest to own them!!!
Disclaimer: Why I continue to include this escapes me, but I don't own the Wayfarer Redemption characters. But that fact will not prevent me from beating them!!!!!
"Ignore her." Rachel said dryly. "All you really need to know is that we are superior to you in every way, shape and form, and you might as well accept it or we will kick your asses from here to Nova Scotia, and seeing as that's not even in this dimension, that's a really, really long way."
"Rachel! You ruined my dramatic moment!!!" I wailed.
"And you just ruined my moment of dry, sadistic comments."
"They don't look like Forbidden to me, Belial." Axis said.
"No they don't."
"WHAT ARE THE FORBIDDEN??????" Jessica yelled
"Nevermind, we'll tell you later. In the meantime, the EYES are creeping up on those people." I said.
"The EYES?" Belial asked.
"The EYES!" Rachel said. "The ghosty icky things with big silver eyes who are currently creeping up on you!!"
"What???" some of the people in the back said, turning around in terror.
I snickered. Rachel looked delighted. Jessica looked scared stiff.
"This is obviously a violent book." she said.
"ATTACK!" Axis yelled.
"In formation! Now!!" Belial continued.
"OH! I WANT ONE!!" I screeched
"Ely you're being hyper." Rachel informed me.
"Yes and I have two Vanilla Cokes in my backpack."
"You do? Oh no." Jessica groaned.
"OH YES!!" I screeched.
"Strange, strange..." the Skraelings whispered, falling in on themselves and backing off slightly.
"GET THEM!" Axis roared. His men, heartened by the Skraelings fear, plunged into the seething mass.
"VANILLA COKE!!!!"
"Ely, please, please calm down." Jessica said. "You're scaring even me now. And since when do you like Vanilla Coke?"
"Since today. First day I ever tried it. It's now my favorite drink in all the world." I said.
"Ely. There is no Vanilla Coke here." Rachel said.
I gasped. "I'm stuck in Wayfarer Redemption with only two Vanilla Cokes!! That's all!!"
"Poor Ely." Jessica said.
"You won't die." Rachel said unsympathetically.
"I NEED THE SWEET JOYS OF SUGARED CAFFEINE!!" I screeched.
"Oh no." Jessica moaned.
"Vanilla Coke, my friends, Vanilla Coke, my friends, the sweet, sweet joys of sugared caffeine!"
"Ely shut up." Rachel said.
"But it's the ode to Vanilla Coke!" I said. "Vanilla Coke, my friends, Vanilla Coke, my friends, the sweet, sweet joys of sugared caffeine!"
Axis turned away from the battle with the Skraelings (most of which were dead by now) and looked at us in a (highly) irritated way.
"Will you SHUT UP?" he asked
"Sweet, sweet joys of sugared caffeine!" I sang happily. "Huh?"
"Can either of you make that... thing... be quiet?" Belial said, also turning away from the few remaining Skraelings.
"I can't." Jessica asserted.
"Every now and then. At the moment, I really doubt I can, because she happens to have like three Vanilla Cokes in her system." Rachel said.
"What is a vanilla coke?" Belial asked.
"THIS!" I screeched, pulling out a can.
"That doesn't look like much of anything." Axis said.
"It's the can. The coke is inside." I explained.
"Oh forget it." Axis turned back to the battle. The battle was over. "Lets get back to the town." he told the men.
"What are we going to do with them?" Belial asked.
"I don't know. I'm sure you can figure something else."
"They can ride double until we get back to Gorkentown."
"Excuse me???" Rachel said incredulously. "That would mean self-inflicted bubble violation."
"Normally I wouldn't care, but this time I agree." I said. "We will walk."
"You'll walk?" he asked.
"Oh God Ely. I don't wanna walk." Jessica said. "Walk where?" she asked in an undertone.
"To that town down there." I pointed to the town in the near-distance.
"THAT'S WAY TOO FAR!!!" she shrieked.
"Then you can take the riding option." Rachel said simply.
Jessica eyed the bulky, frozen armor of the men. "Oh fine." she grumbled. "I give. I'll walk."
"Good choice." I said.
"There is something wrong with those three." Belial murmured to Axis.
"I HEARD THAT!" Jessica said.
"It doesn't matter whether you heard that or not. And before we take you anywhere, you need to answer those questions we asked earlier."
"What questions?" I asked innocently.
"YOU KNOW WHAT QUESTIONS!!!" he roared.
"Oh! THOSE questions!!" Rachel said.
"Well, for as how we know so much, that would be because you, you, and, well, all of you, are from a book!!" I yelled excitedly.
"ELY!! You shouldn't have told them that!" Rachel cried.
"Why not?" I asked her.
"I really don't know." she said.
"And we've already explained about the clothing thing. This," I gestured at my jeans and netty with a tan tank top over it, "is what real people wear."
"You said it." Rachel applauded me.
"It was nothing. M&M?"
"No thanks."
"Mine then." Jessica said.
"I'm not sure I have any. There might be a package where the lint lives, though."
"'Where the lint lives?'" Another person on the patrol stepped up.
"My pocket. 'Where the lint lives.' These people are so culturally illiterate."
"Can't exactly blame them can you?" Jessica said.
"I guess not. You might want to save these." I said, pulling a package of peanut butter M&M's out of my pocket. "Seeing as we can't get any more."
"Ugh." Jessica groaned.
"I know." I sighed.
"CAN WE BE GOING NOW?!?!" Axis said (loudly).
"Okay, okay. Jeez." Jessica said.
Disclaimer: Why I continue to include this escapes me, but I don't own the Wayfarer Redemption characters. But that fact will not prevent me from beating them!!!!!
"Ignore her." Rachel said dryly. "All you really need to know is that we are superior to you in every way, shape and form, and you might as well accept it or we will kick your asses from here to Nova Scotia, and seeing as that's not even in this dimension, that's a really, really long way."
"Rachel! You ruined my dramatic moment!!!" I wailed.
"And you just ruined my moment of dry, sadistic comments."
"They don't look like Forbidden to me, Belial." Axis said.
"No they don't."
"WHAT ARE THE FORBIDDEN??????" Jessica yelled
"Nevermind, we'll tell you later. In the meantime, the EYES are creeping up on those people." I said.
"The EYES?" Belial asked.
"The EYES!" Rachel said. "The ghosty icky things with big silver eyes who are currently creeping up on you!!"
"What???" some of the people in the back said, turning around in terror.
I snickered. Rachel looked delighted. Jessica looked scared stiff.
"This is obviously a violent book." she said.
"ATTACK!" Axis yelled.
"In formation! Now!!" Belial continued.
"OH! I WANT ONE!!" I screeched
"Ely you're being hyper." Rachel informed me.
"Yes and I have two Vanilla Cokes in my backpack."
"You do? Oh no." Jessica groaned.
"OH YES!!" I screeched.
"Strange, strange..." the Skraelings whispered, falling in on themselves and backing off slightly.
"GET THEM!" Axis roared. His men, heartened by the Skraelings fear, plunged into the seething mass.
"VANILLA COKE!!!!"
"Ely, please, please calm down." Jessica said. "You're scaring even me now. And since when do you like Vanilla Coke?"
"Since today. First day I ever tried it. It's now my favorite drink in all the world." I said.
"Ely. There is no Vanilla Coke here." Rachel said.
I gasped. "I'm stuck in Wayfarer Redemption with only two Vanilla Cokes!! That's all!!"
"Poor Ely." Jessica said.
"You won't die." Rachel said unsympathetically.
"I NEED THE SWEET JOYS OF SUGARED CAFFEINE!!" I screeched.
"Oh no." Jessica moaned.
"Vanilla Coke, my friends, Vanilla Coke, my friends, the sweet, sweet joys of sugared caffeine!"
"Ely shut up." Rachel said.
"But it's the ode to Vanilla Coke!" I said. "Vanilla Coke, my friends, Vanilla Coke, my friends, the sweet, sweet joys of sugared caffeine!"
Axis turned away from the battle with the Skraelings (most of which were dead by now) and looked at us in a (highly) irritated way.
"Will you SHUT UP?" he asked
"Sweet, sweet joys of sugared caffeine!" I sang happily. "Huh?"
"Can either of you make that... thing... be quiet?" Belial said, also turning away from the few remaining Skraelings.
"I can't." Jessica asserted.
"Every now and then. At the moment, I really doubt I can, because she happens to have like three Vanilla Cokes in her system." Rachel said.
"What is a vanilla coke?" Belial asked.
"THIS!" I screeched, pulling out a can.
"That doesn't look like much of anything." Axis said.
"It's the can. The coke is inside." I explained.
"Oh forget it." Axis turned back to the battle. The battle was over. "Lets get back to the town." he told the men.
"What are we going to do with them?" Belial asked.
"I don't know. I'm sure you can figure something else."
"They can ride double until we get back to Gorkentown."
"Excuse me???" Rachel said incredulously. "That would mean self-inflicted bubble violation."
"Normally I wouldn't care, but this time I agree." I said. "We will walk."
"You'll walk?" he asked.
"Oh God Ely. I don't wanna walk." Jessica said. "Walk where?" she asked in an undertone.
"To that town down there." I pointed to the town in the near-distance.
"THAT'S WAY TOO FAR!!!" she shrieked.
"Then you can take the riding option." Rachel said simply.
Jessica eyed the bulky, frozen armor of the men. "Oh fine." she grumbled. "I give. I'll walk."
"Good choice." I said.
"There is something wrong with those three." Belial murmured to Axis.
"I HEARD THAT!" Jessica said.
"It doesn't matter whether you heard that or not. And before we take you anywhere, you need to answer those questions we asked earlier."
"What questions?" I asked innocently.
"YOU KNOW WHAT QUESTIONS!!!" he roared.
"Oh! THOSE questions!!" Rachel said.
"Well, for as how we know so much, that would be because you, you, and, well, all of you, are from a book!!" I yelled excitedly.
"ELY!! You shouldn't have told them that!" Rachel cried.
"Why not?" I asked her.
"I really don't know." she said.
"And we've already explained about the clothing thing. This," I gestured at my jeans and netty with a tan tank top over it, "is what real people wear."
"You said it." Rachel applauded me.
"It was nothing. M&M?"
"No thanks."
"Mine then." Jessica said.
"I'm not sure I have any. There might be a package where the lint lives, though."
"'Where the lint lives?'" Another person on the patrol stepped up.
"My pocket. 'Where the lint lives.' These people are so culturally illiterate."
"Can't exactly blame them can you?" Jessica said.
"I guess not. You might want to save these." I said, pulling a package of peanut butter M&M's out of my pocket. "Seeing as we can't get any more."
"Ugh." Jessica groaned.
"I know." I sighed.
"CAN WE BE GOING NOW?!?!" Axis said (loudly).
"Okay, okay. Jeez." Jessica said.