A/N Mwahaha!!
Sometime later....
"My Lord! His lordship Axis and his patrol have returned!"
"Send them in!!!" We were pushed into a room in which sat a rather large man and his minions.
"Whoa," Rachel said staring at the men in the center of the room. "Dude, I have two words for you both. DIETARY SUPPLAMENT."
"You can't say shit like that to the dukes." I smacked her.
"I just said shit like that to the dukes." She snapped. "Not that they know what diet power pills are."
"That's true."
"What are they?!" Rachel's new friend boomed.
"We haven't been able to figure that out yet." Axis said.
"What are they like?" a fat man behind the large man asked.
"Well, they talk... constantly." Belial told them.
"OH! I know who you guys are too!!!!!!" I screeched. "You," I pointed to the first man. "Are Duke Borneheld of Ichtar. And you," I pointed to the fat man. "Are Duke Roland of I don't know where."
"We're forbidden." Jessica said innocently.
"SEIZE THEM!!!" Duke Borneheld shouted.
"Well technically, we're not Forbidden." Rachel said as the guards closed in.
"You'll have to forgive Jessica, she doesn't know what the Forbidden ARE. I just said it would be cool to be Forbidden."
"HERETICS!!" he shouted again.
"You really don't have to shout." I said, rubbing my ears.
"They seem to be quite harmless." Belial informed them.
"Aside from the fact that they know everybody." Axis said bitterly.
"Correction. WE know everybody. SHE knows us, and that's it."
"And why is that?" another man, with a scar on his cheek stepped up to interrogate.
"That, Lord Magariz, would be because she hasn't read the Wayfarer Redemption books." Rachel informed him. He fell back looking pale.
"I'M BORED!!!" I told the room.
"Good for you." Jessica said.
"If I don't get out of this place I am going to go crazy and start beating certain people!!"
"Uh-oh." Rachel said. "Which book?"
"Ummm... I don't know. Maybe the green one, maybe Enchanter." I said.
"You brought Enchanter?" she asked.
"Uh-huh, and Wayfarer Redemption, and StarMan."
"And you plan to beat these people with those?"
"Why not?"
"Because it's ironic?"
"I'm still bored. Can we go now?"
"Cease this chatter!!!" Borneheld ordered.
We looked at each other and grinned.
"Chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BUT YOU SAID CHATTER!!!!!!!" We shrieked.
"Oh, Artor!" he swore. "Take them away and do something with them. Lock them up, I don't know. But get them out of here!"
"Will do." Belial said. Axis looked annoyed. Two of the other men and Belial stepped up and grabbed our arms.
"BUBBLE VIOLATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rachel screeched. The man holding her dropped her arm and stepped back hurriedly.
"I won't shriek, but she has a point. HANDS OFF!!" Jessica said.
"I will beat you with the book you are in if you don't let me go." I threatened. The man holding Jessica and Belial (holding me) let us go. "Thank you." I said. "Now then, lets go." I led the way out.
"Do you have any idea where you're going?" Axis asked after we got out the door.
"No." I replied.
"But does that really matter?" Rachel asked.
"Come back here and explain what Forbidden are!" Jessica demanded.
"Coming." Rachel and I chorused. We turned around to walk with Jessica.
"The Forbidden are the two races that are discriminated against in this world. The Avar, those're tree people-"
"Like dryads?" she interrupted.
"No. They just like the forest. And the Icarii are the winged people."
"Which is why Ely wants to be an Icarii." Rachel finished.
"Oh." Jessica said. "And why are they 'Forbidden?'"
"Because all these loser humans-"
"Called Acharites," I interrupted.
"are complete and utter idiots."
"I guess that makes sense." She admitted. We followed the men as they led the way through the fort.
Reviews:
Rachel: Vanilla cokes are NOT ick. They are the most lovely drink in the universe
Nicole: You're an idiot. There. Posted on the internet for all to see. Nicole, my sister, FoxFizz or whatever, is the most annoying creature on the planet.
Sometime later....
"My Lord! His lordship Axis and his patrol have returned!"
"Send them in!!!" We were pushed into a room in which sat a rather large man and his minions.
"Whoa," Rachel said staring at the men in the center of the room. "Dude, I have two words for you both. DIETARY SUPPLAMENT."
"You can't say shit like that to the dukes." I smacked her.
"I just said shit like that to the dukes." She snapped. "Not that they know what diet power pills are."
"That's true."
"What are they?!" Rachel's new friend boomed.
"We haven't been able to figure that out yet." Axis said.
"What are they like?" a fat man behind the large man asked.
"Well, they talk... constantly." Belial told them.
"OH! I know who you guys are too!!!!!!" I screeched. "You," I pointed to the first man. "Are Duke Borneheld of Ichtar. And you," I pointed to the fat man. "Are Duke Roland of I don't know where."
"We're forbidden." Jessica said innocently.
"SEIZE THEM!!!" Duke Borneheld shouted.
"Well technically, we're not Forbidden." Rachel said as the guards closed in.
"You'll have to forgive Jessica, she doesn't know what the Forbidden ARE. I just said it would be cool to be Forbidden."
"HERETICS!!" he shouted again.
"You really don't have to shout." I said, rubbing my ears.
"They seem to be quite harmless." Belial informed them.
"Aside from the fact that they know everybody." Axis said bitterly.
"Correction. WE know everybody. SHE knows us, and that's it."
"And why is that?" another man, with a scar on his cheek stepped up to interrogate.
"That, Lord Magariz, would be because she hasn't read the Wayfarer Redemption books." Rachel informed him. He fell back looking pale.
"I'M BORED!!!" I told the room.
"Good for you." Jessica said.
"If I don't get out of this place I am going to go crazy and start beating certain people!!"
"Uh-oh." Rachel said. "Which book?"
"Ummm... I don't know. Maybe the green one, maybe Enchanter." I said.
"You brought Enchanter?" she asked.
"Uh-huh, and Wayfarer Redemption, and StarMan."
"And you plan to beat these people with those?"
"Why not?"
"Because it's ironic?"
"I'm still bored. Can we go now?"
"Cease this chatter!!!" Borneheld ordered.
We looked at each other and grinned.
"Chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter, chitter, chatter!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BUT YOU SAID CHATTER!!!!!!!" We shrieked.
"Oh, Artor!" he swore. "Take them away and do something with them. Lock them up, I don't know. But get them out of here!"
"Will do." Belial said. Axis looked annoyed. Two of the other men and Belial stepped up and grabbed our arms.
"BUBBLE VIOLATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rachel screeched. The man holding her dropped her arm and stepped back hurriedly.
"I won't shriek, but she has a point. HANDS OFF!!" Jessica said.
"I will beat you with the book you are in if you don't let me go." I threatened. The man holding Jessica and Belial (holding me) let us go. "Thank you." I said. "Now then, lets go." I led the way out.
"Do you have any idea where you're going?" Axis asked after we got out the door.
"No." I replied.
"But does that really matter?" Rachel asked.
"Come back here and explain what Forbidden are!" Jessica demanded.
"Coming." Rachel and I chorused. We turned around to walk with Jessica.
"The Forbidden are the two races that are discriminated against in this world. The Avar, those're tree people-"
"Like dryads?" she interrupted.
"No. They just like the forest. And the Icarii are the winged people."
"Which is why Ely wants to be an Icarii." Rachel finished.
"Oh." Jessica said. "And why are they 'Forbidden?'"
"Because all these loser humans-"
"Called Acharites," I interrupted.
"are complete and utter idiots."
"I guess that makes sense." She admitted. We followed the men as they led the way through the fort.
Reviews:
Rachel: Vanilla cokes are NOT ick. They are the most lovely drink in the universe
Nicole: You're an idiot. There. Posted on the internet for all to see. Nicole, my sister, FoxFizz or whatever, is the most annoying creature on the planet.