I DO NOT own ANY of the Devil May Cry characters or monsters. I only own Katherine and the monster known as Hell Cat. Everything else belongs to Capcom.
WARNING TONS of bad language, naughty words, and violence
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Here's chapter 2
Chapter 2: We Need a Resolution
Dante just kept quiet as he awaited the thing hiding in the shadows to make it's appearance.
"Of course.." She replied as she pulled out her sword Alaster and her Magnum gun and got into her stance.
Both waiting for whatever it was Dante heard to come out, they both felt a very unforgiving force overcoming them.
"Great..." Dante muttered.
"Something...wrong?" Katherine asked as she looked back at her counterpart.
"Now I'm getting that damn feeling..." He thought to himself, realizing that his bad side was kicking in like it always did after his body needed to recharge.
"You...don't look so good..." Katherine replied hesitantly, sensing a change within him.
Dante really didn't look to different, the only changes in him being that his skin tone looked a little paler then usual and his eyes a lot more luminous, not to mention the noticeable vibe he was giving off as he remained battle ready.
"Don't worry about it...I just...I just need to heal myself...those damn Shadow Cats got a few good hits in on me."
"I see." She replied, focusing on the unknown monster that might be within the air. "You liar..." She thought to herself, knowing damn well that Dante was suffering from the same sexual urges she was suffering from.
"She's gonna realize the truth about me sooner or later…" He thought anxiously. "I gotta preoccupy myself...somehow..."
As Dante tried to think of a way to kill off some of his devilish thoughts, a shadowy looking creature with big, spooky looking eyes appeared in front of them.
Katherine got a better glimpse of the monster, and her nerves suddenly froze up.
"Dante..." Her eyes now more attentive to her surroundings.
"What?"
"Ummm...how do you feel about battling off creatures stronger then the Shadow Cats?" She asked anxiously.
"I'm used to fighting off creatures stronger then Nightmare…" Raising an eyebrow at the sassy brunette. "Why?"
"Umm...I think we annoyed they're Mother..." She replied as she took a few steps back.
"What?" Dante asked, focusing on the pair of big, gleaming, spooky looking pair of Green eyes.
The dark room that Katherine and Dante were in soon went ablaze, the supposed 'Shadow Cat' was actually a revamped version of it's original form, fit for this fiery dimension.
"Another one!" Dante asked in shock as he realized what it really was.
"No!" Katherine replied excitedly. "Something totally different."
The monster looked a lot like the Shadow Cats, with the exception of it's body being covered in flames.
"Nice pussy...nice pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy..." Dante replied in a calm voice, trying to soothe the creature.
"Yeah...nice…" Katherine scowled as she got into her fighting stance. "Only you Dante..." Katherine replied sarcastically, not impressed with Dante's sorry attempts to swoon the huge cat monster.
"What? I don't like cats!" With that said the huge, flaming beast let out a huge roar in disapproval of it's uninvited guests.
"Well...Hell Cat doesn't seem to be too fond of you either."
"That's what it's called?"
"This creature is a cross breed."
"Let me guess...part Shadow Cat?"
"And part Flame."
"Ahhh...of course." Dante rolled his eyes as he took out his sword.
The Fiery creature just glanced down at Dante and Katherine and licked it's lips.
"I hope she's hungry..." Katherine replied in a battle ready voice.
"SHIT!" Dante cursed, sheathing his sword and backing off as the creature took a huge bite out of the bottom staircase.
"Hmm...guess it is." Katherine replied as she ran up the stairs, dragging Dante with her.
Dante just pulled out his guns and decided to fight the hungry creature the old fashion way.
"You idiot!" Katherine yelled as she saw the Fire Cat dodge the bullets Dante was unleashing.
"What! Bullets won't kill it!" Dante yelled, realizing the creature was immune to gun fire.
"Hell Cat is too fast to take bullets!"
"So now what?" Dante asked angrily as he placed Ebony and Ivory back into his leg straps.
"RUN!" Katherine yelled.
As they ran to the top they realized that there was no where for them to go.
"What is this!" Dante panicked.
"No door…" Katherine sighed as she looked around for an exit.
"Great...we either get eaten alive or we fall to our deaths."
"Hmm...I got a better idea."
"Kat...?" Dante asked as he saw her walking towards the edge.
"We can't kill Hell Cat."
"Apparently..."
"So...we have to get away from it."
"...You're not...thinking of...?"
Katherine just turned to Dante and smiled evilly.
"See ya on the flipside Dante." She replied as she back flipped off the edge, black feathers following her as she fell.
"You bitch! You're gonna leave me here with this thing!" He replied, panicking, realizing that this creature is way more powerful then the last creature he fought.
As the Hell Cat got closer, Dante felt himself at the edge.
"Guess I'm gonna have to jump..." He thought.
Dante's eyes widened as he saw the Hell Cat open it's mouth.
"Great...I'm gonna fall off the edge and die by a death beam!" Dante asked angrily as he saw millions of tiny lights glaring in it's mouth signifying it's special attack.
"MOVE YOU PRICK!" Katherine yelled as she launched a massive beam attack at the stupid looking cat creature.
"What the...?" Dante snapped. "BITCH!" Shocked as he saw a large beam of light attack the Hell Cat.
One of Katherine's Devil Trigger attacks, the beam blasted through the creature, only stunning it, but powerful enough to destroy the area the enemy fought on.
"You destroyed it!" Dante yelled, falling and turning into his Demon form to fly towards Katherine.
"I only weakened him...he can't be killed...yet." Katherine replied as she was caught in midair by Dante.
"Great...now what?"
"We get outta here!" Katherine answered sharply.
"How?"
"Hell Cat's big body is big enough to help make big a hole in the floor...helping us to escape." Katherine replied, pointing down to the dark hole in the ground.
"Oh...that's...great..." He replied unenthusiastically. "I could of blasted the hole in the ground myself."
"Yeah…whatever..." She muttered as she brought herself down slowly, with Dante following her decent.
"Well...that was easy..." Dante replied in relief.
"Speak for yourself smart ass..." Katherine replied harshly.
"So...where is it?"
"What?" She asked in an aggrivated tone.
"Hell Cat?"
"Probably fell into the abyss..." Looking all the way down from the dnless flight of stairs into perpetual darkness.
"And we're going down there?"
"Yeah..."
Before Dante could respond, the black whole that they figured was the hole made by the Hell Cat, was actually the Hell Cat's mouth!
"What the fuck!"
"Move!" Dante yelled, grabbing Katherine and pushing her into the other side of the wall as she reverted back to her human form.
"I thought I paralyzed you!" Katherine yelled as she got up and faced the creature.
"Well you didn't!" Dante roared back angrily.
The Hell Cat just roared at the opposing Diva, making the roof of the battlefield crumble.
"Kat! We gotta get away from this thing!"
Without saying a word she ignored Dante and in desperation used the remaining energy she had left to change into her demon form and blast the feline with another powerful energy shot, this one pushing the creature into another room.With that attack she changed back into her human form and ran up the stairs.
"What? Hey!" Dante yelled as Katherine dragged him by the arm away from any possible danger.
"C'mon!" Katherine ordered.
"You stopped him!"
"No I didn't!"
Before continuing he stopped and looked back at the gapping hole to see Hell Cat rushing from out of the ruin and charging up another attack.
"Damn it..." Dante muttered angrily.
"C'mon!" Kat yelled, dragging Dante away from the creature.
"Doesn't that thing ever give up?"
"It' s a Cat! Cats NEVER stop until they get they're prey!"
"Great...we're the prey?"
"Good guess Einstein!"
The angry beast meowed at the top of it's lungs and then blasted several light beams from it's mouth.
"Fuck!" Dante yelled as he tried to dodge the beams that were only a few seconds from
hitting him.
"Run faster!" Kat yelled, a few stairs ahead of the devil hunter.
"Duh!" He replied, tripping on the stairs as he continued to flee.
"Clumsy bitch..." Kat smiled, seeing Dante's mistake.
"You always got somethin to say to me...don't you smart ass?"
"...Less talkin...more running...okay you dirty piece of-YAH!" Kat yelled, not being able to finish her statement due to the on coming beam that nearly took off her arm.
As Dante and Kat raced away from the formidable beast, they noticed a very familiar door.
"That door!"
"It should open now right!" Dante asked with a strong sense of hope in his voice.
"Getting tiered?"
"Of running away from a fiery puss? Yeah..." Dante replied in an aggravated voice.
"What was the riddle?" Katherine asked, trying to remember the rhyme that was said open this door.
"...Fuck around with the pussy and..." Dante joked.
"SHUT-UP!" Katherine whined, turning to face the Hell Cat and then lunging forward at it with another energy shot, this one from her gun to conserve the remaining energy she had left within.
"Want some help?" Dante asked, smiling evilly with one hand on the door knob while the other clutched Ebony and was pointing towards the charging beast.
"Open the door!" She ordered.
"Testy..."
"Open that door now or else I'll feed you to that thing!"
"Hush up and let a real man handle this." Dante replied in a cocky voice as he moved in front of her and pointed both Ebony and Ivory in the face of the flame cat.
"Yeah right…" She raised an eyebrow. "Forgot?" Kat replied in an unimpressed voice, taking his favorite guns away from him, reminding him that Hell Cat is immune to Guns.
Dante just sucked his teeth, pulled out his sword Rebellion and tossed it like a boomerang at Hell Cat, only for the feline to take it in it's teeth and break it.
"Shit! My sword!" He yelled.
Katherine just booted Dante in the back, causing him to stumble and fall on his face, and right in front of the fiery feline. The Hell Cat just roared out and breathed on Dante.
"Whoa...wanna breath mint? Listerine patch perhaps?" Dante asked sarcastically, just pissing off the monster even more.
Tiered of Dante's arrogance Katherine took a final crack at the monster. She ran up to it and did a quick tornado kick to the face sending it off it's balance and on it's back, with it tumbling she made sure to keep it down with another energy shot, Dante helped out by using his infamous Trigger Happy Barrel shot to keep it down.
"Not bad..." Dante replied in a feint, seductive tone of voice.
"Oh fuck off..." Kat growled back angrily.
