I DO NOT own ANY of the Devil May Cry characters or monsters. I only own Katherine and the monster known as Hell Cat. Everything else belongs to Capcom.
WARNING TONS of bad language, naughty words, and violence
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Here's chapter 3
Chapter 3: Sexual Game
As the Hell Cat fell to the ground, they watched as the creature rolled on its back, bleed from it's stomach and then listened to it's final, muffled meow, and then watched as it disintegrated into ashes.
"Ashes to ashes..." Dante muttered.
"Dust to dust..." Katherine continued.
"Now...it's dead..." Dante continued.
"Lets go get fucked..." Katherine replied, laughing as she finished the silly rhyme.
Dante looked at her and laughed.
"Yeah..." She replied breathlessly, laughing a little.
"Great...now what?" Dante asked.
Suddenly they hear a click and realize that the door has been unlocked.
"Lets go inside the room." Katherine replied.
"Fine." Dante replied as he allowed Katherine to go in first.
She just looked at him with an evil thought in the back of her head.
"What? Ladies first..." he smiled convincingly.
"Right…"She bowed gracefully. "Go on bitch..."
Dante just sucked his teeth and then playfully shoved her inside.
"Hey?"
"Maybe there are weapons or some sort of gothic relic or some shit like that inside..."
Dante replied, grinding his teeth as he felt that familiar feeling that overcame him a while ago coming back to haunt him.
This room wasn't like the others.
"Nope."
"Huh?" Dante asked in surprise.
"It's just a bedroom..." Kat replied, a little impressed with the interior design of the new
room.
"...Well...keep looking...there's bound to be somethin of some value in this room right?" Dante replied in a focused voice, not wanting to let himself to be distracted by any other
throbbing urges he may have later on for being alone with such 'easy' prey.
"Right..." Kat replied in an unenthusiastic voice, she too having some problems with handling her desires, being that she was feeling too frisky at the moment and was ready to pounce on Dante and do whatever that came to her devious and sexually imaginative mind to him.
After several minutes of searching Dante fell back on the bed and sighed heavily.
"Told ya..." Kat replied in a smart alecky voice, laying comfortably on the couch.
"Shut up..." Dante moaned angrily.
"Nothing here...just you're ordinary darkly ordained room."
"Yeah...a shady set complete with the black canopy bed, black velvet carpet, rusty...fucked up lookin walls and all that other good lookin dark shit..." Dante replied in an annoyed tone of voice.
"Yeah...I like the pretty colors too..."
"God you're annoying..." Dante sighed heavily.
Katherine just stuck her tongue out at him and stretched out on the couch like a cat.
Noticing how her breast stood out as she stretched out, Dante just swallowed whatever dirty thing he was going to say, being that he would be done for if he started something with the horny temptress and looked away.
"Whatever Dante..."
Damn she's hot…" He thought, not being able to keep his eyes off of her. She looked like as if she was daydreaming, not realizing that she was tying and untying the small knot in her shirt.
"Hmmm..." She muttered softly as she let her index finger glide softly down her hidden bust line.
"What?" Dante asked, trying to sound innocent as his eyes kept looking around at her and the room they remained in.
"You're staring..." A smile gracing her lips.
"Sorry..."
"No, go on...it's a free country."
"No...that's okay..." Dante replied turning his head to ignore Katherine.
He's resisting me again...
I can't take this anymore... He thought to himself, realizing how bad he wanted her.
"This is boring..." Katherine complained.
"Yeah well...life wasn't always meant to be full of action..." Dante replied in a calm
voice.
"I'm bored!" Katherine argued.
"I don't care!"
"Lets do something!" Katherine suggested.
"Lets not..."
"Fine! Bitch!" Katherine whined.
"Stop calling me that!" Dante yelled.
"No!"
Dante sat up and glared at her angrily.
"I'll gouge your eyes out with my Crimson Blade if you keep looking at me like that!"
"I don't bend easily to such idol threats." Dante replied arrogantly.
"Yeah bitch..." Katherine smiled.
Dante gripped Ebony tightly, ready to fire at the rude devil girl.
"Sorry..." Katherine replied in a soft toned voice.
"...That's better..." Dante replied, letting go of his treasured weapons.
"Lets play a game." Kat replied in a happy toned voice.
"...You're that bored?" He asked in an unbelieving tone.
"Yeah..." She sighed.
Dante sucked his teeth, and nodded, knowing that she was going to aggravate him if he didn't give in to her demands.
Katherine smiled and then dug into her back pocket for something.
"It'll be fun..." She replied enthusiastically as she walked over to Dante with a deck of playing cards in her hands.
"For who?"
"...You'll see..."
Dante just rolled his eyes, ran his fingers through his hair and then fell back on the bed.
"We're gonna play a game of Strip..."-"Poker?" He interrupted.
"No, Blackjack."
"Blackjack?" Sitting up confused.
"Yeah...know how to play?"
"Yeah...but...?"
"The rules of Strip Poker apply to this special Blackjack game." Katherine replied in an informative voice.
"Okay...any other stipulations?" Dante asked.
"Yeah...as the dealer...which ever one of us of course; in this game of Blackjack gets 21 Blackjack they can make the loser do whatever they want on that turn."
"Like what?"
"Anything."
"...Like?"
"Okay...say if I get 21 Blackjack?"
"Right."
"I can make you...do something stupid like...ummm...'leave only one bullet in your gun, spin the barrel and shoot yourself in the head."
"…You really want me dead don't you?" He asked in a suspicious tone.
"That's just an example fool..." She smiled sarcastically.
"Give me a better one."
"...Go outside and lure a minor monster into the room, shoot it, and then...Salsa with it's dead body." She laughed.
"Oh great...just stupid dares then?"
"Sexual ones too." Katherine added.
"Oh great..." He replied unenthusiastically."
"Hey, if you're the dealer and you get 21 before I do you can punish me too."
"Yeah...I like the idea of hurting you." Dante smiled, agreeing with the idea of punishing or embarrassing Katherine.
"You can't hurt me with weapons." Katherine reminded him.
"I mean physically."
Hmmm...now he's interested? She thought to herself.
"Yeah...this'll be easy...I'll just win the game in one shot by telling her to strip for me and then I'll fuck her right here, and then we'll both be satisfied." Dante thought confidently to himself.
Devil boy's thinkin about screwin with me...ha...I'll fuck him up. She thought to herself as she dealt out the cards.
"What? No coin toss to see who goes first?" Dante asked.
"You have a two sided coin bitch..." Katherine replied.
"No I don't...I gave it to..." He trailed off and shook his head.
"I don't have a coin...is this a problem for you?" She asked in an angered tone.
"No...go ahead...you deal the cards...heh...what's the worse that could happen?" Dante muttered confidently.
"I get 21 Blackjack and I make you pull down you're pants so I can beat you with my Chain Whip.
Dante took a moment and imagined it the other way around, and smiled.
"You find that funny?" she asked assertively.
"Huh? Uh...no...no...never." He lied, thinking of all the moaning and screaming she'll do once under a whip and of his control.
"Yeah...we'll see..." she sighed as she looked at her two cards, a 10 of Spades and an Ace.
Dante snatched his cards from off the floor and studied them, he smiled and saw he already had a perfect 21 Blackjack; an Ace and a 10 of Diamonds. "Ha...I got this..." He smiled.
"Remember...if you win all I can do is remove one article of clothing. I'm not gonna do anything else, and cuz I'm the dealer it's my choice of clothes I get to take off." Katherine smiled.
"What!" Dante asked, shocked.
"Oh...I forgot to tell you that was part of the rules?" She asked sarcastically.
"Doesn't matter...I'm gonna beat you." Dante replied confidently.
"Right...whatever..." She smirked.
"She's mine...no foreplay or teasing of any kind necessary. I just gotta use my devil powers to read her cards and then I'm set! Ha...I'll show her...she's not gonna fuck me...I'll fuck her. Hell this'll be easy." He thought, smiling to himself as he thought up some evil things to do to Katherine as he awaited his eminent victory. Not realizing that his thoughts were doing more damage then good, Katherine just grinned at him slightly and through down her cards.
"Ha! 21 Blackjack son of Sparda!" She yelled out in a proud tone of voice.
Dante frowned, it was a tie.
"You win..." He muttered under his breath.
"Right! Everyone knows that in a tie the dealer ALWAYS wins the match!"
"Fuck..." Dante cursed as he threw down his cards.
"You? Only if you're sword is as long and as powerful as Alastor." She smiled evilly.
"Dirty minded little…"-"Never mind! You lost this round...so..."
"I know...now I gotta do something..." He complained.
"Right." She smiled.
"What do you want me to do?"
It only took her a few seconds to think up of somethin dirty for Dante to do.
Dante saw the evil grin and rolled his eyes, and laughed.
"What?" Katherine asked innocently.
"What? You want me to dance for you?" Dante answered.
"Good one!"
"Oh damn..." Dante moaned angrily.
"C'mon..." She begged in a child like tone of voice.
"I don't know...how..." Dante muttered hesitantly, trying to make up an excuse.
"You lying bastard..." She cursed.
"I'm serious!"
"Learn! Or else..." Katherine threatened.
"Or else what?"
"Fine...be a bitch..." She muttered as she stood up and backed away from Dante.
"What? I offended you?" He asked sarcastically.
She didn't say a word. She just dug into her leg straps, and placed a hand on each gun and smiled. Dante just gave her a mean look.
"You wouldn't..." He backed away cautiously.
"Dance bitch...!" She smiled as she let a thousand shots ring out on the floor where Dante stood, forcing him to 'dance'!
"STOP IT!" Dante yelled.
"You gotta dance for sixty seconds bitch!"
Dante just growled under his breath and continued to 'dance' as best as he could.
"This is stupid!" Dante complained as he dodged the bullets.
"Dance better!"
"What!"
"DANCE! Dance faster!" She demanded.
"Are you...telling ME how to dance?" He asked in annoyed voice, not like being bossed around by a woman.
"Bitch!" She cursed aiming a bullet towards his waist only to miss it by an inch and shoot off the belt buckle!"
"FUCK! My belt!" He yelled.
"Hmmm...I'm good." She smiled as she blew into the barrel of the gun and placed them back into the straps.
After the 'dance' Dante fell on his ass and rubbed his aching feet.
"You whore..."
"Hot feet?" She smiled as she shuffled the cards.
"...Just pass out the damn cards..." Dante muttered.
"Okay...Trick..." She smiled, tossing a card to him.
"...Did she just call me a...?" he asked himself, surprised at the last insult.
The second round was easy, Dante made it easy by cheating; he dived deep into her mind and saw the cards she had.
"Ha...1 of Hearts...the other is the 10 of Spades...and I have an Ace and a 5 of Hearts."
Dante thought happily at his cards.
"Lets play 3 rounds..."
"What!"
"If you win on this round I'll let you be the dealer."
"Fine...hit me."
"Okay..." she reached for a card and slapped him in the face with it.
"What the fuck was that for!" He asked angrily, as he rubbed his sore left cheek.
"You said 'hit me' right? So I hit you!"
"I'll hit you..." He growled while making a fist.
"You're gonna hit me one more time baby? Ohhh...okay!" She joked, stealing a line from Brittany Spears.
"Sexually active bitch..." Dante growled.
"Man whore..."
Dante just gave her the middle finger and went back to his cards.
"Not on the first date...only after midnight." She teased, answering his 'salute'.
"Kiss my ass." He argued.
"Eat me out..." She argued back.
Dante raised and eyebrow and then laughed.
"Exactly...and stop looking at my cards...!"
Dante went pale for that, he just realized that she could read some of his thoughts.
"Huh!"
"Just for that you lose!"
"Aww c'mon?" Dante whined.
"No! You God damn cheater...using you devil powers to read my cards...what the hell?"
"I don't have to do this!" Dante complained as he got on his feet.
"Yes you do!"
"Who says?"
"Me...myself...and my pretty spiked Whip Chain!" she laughed as she low blowed Dante with the spiked chain she purposely rolled on her fist.
As Dante fell to the ground, he moaned and said every curse word in the book as he tried to ignore the spine-tingling pain in his penis.
"That's what you get for cheating!"
"...Bloody Hell..." He muttered.
"Glad I don't a have dick..."
"Yeah...but you'd like for me to ram you with mine wouldn't you?"
"Yeah." she answered easily.
"You're easy...hell you're TOO easy!"
"So are you..."
"How so Tramp?"
"Don't talk dirty to me!"
"Why not?"
"Cuz I'll talk dirtier to you!"
"Like it'll bother me...shit...!" He muttered, sensing the pain down there once more.
"Awww...did I hit you too hard?" She asked in an innocent tone of voice.
"What do you think?" He asked, angered as he kept his hand on the spot and walked around, trying to ignore the pain.
"Ummm...yeah! The swelling proves it!"
"...It's not swelling up because of you're dirty cheap shot!"
"Oh?" She asked innocently, walking over to the angered Devil Hunter.
"Get away Trick!" Dante roared, pushing her away so he could continue.
"Oh...so now I'M the Trick?"
"You've always been!" He complained as he sat down on the floor.
"Oh stop bitchin! All because I hit you doesn't give you a reason to whine and cry like a big baby."
"Whine!" His eyes widened, extremely pissed off at Katherine.
"Yeah...just like a little bitch..."
"Yeah...bet I can make you whine and cry..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing…" He muttered as he ran his fingers through his hair.
"So it's like that huh? You're gonna sit there and masturbate the pain out of you're wimpy, pathetic, swelled up dick and complain? And talk back to me!"
"You sound like one of those nagging mother fucker's on that T.V. show."
"What?"
"Yeah...you sound a lot like Al Bundy's wife!"
Katherine just sucked her teeth and aimed both her semi auto weapons at Dante's crotch.
"Go ahead...I dare you!" He growled.
"Yeah...if I do...they won't grow back...you're not like the Succubus!"
"Yeah...you ain't no prized Incubus either!"
Both sucked they're teeth and looked away from each other.
"You lost...and cheated...so you got what you deserved!"
"I'm not playin another round with you."
"Oh well, you're gonna have to do as I asked cuz you lost!"
"Fuck off..."
"You wanna talk dirty again? Startin shit with me? Huh?"
"I ain't doin nothin!"
"I shot off you're belt buckle...I'll shoot off you're cock if you continue to bitch."
Dante sucked his teeth and looked at her angrily.
"You wanna sit there and masturbate? Go on! I don't give a flying fuck!"
"I wasn't masturbating..."
"Oh? Hmmm...guess not...you're suppose to smile and sigh when you do that." she laughed.
Dante bolted up off the floor and gripped her arms tightly, but all Katherine did was smile and maneuver him onto the bed, shoving him down.
"What...is wrong with you?"
"Stop complaining...I'm doing you a favor."
"If you wanna do me a favor...you can leave."
"I don't think you want me to do that."
Dante rolled his eyes and sighed heavily.
"I'm not making this easy for you am I?"
"No..."
"I can see that." she smiled, looking down.
"Stop that!" Dante complained, crossing his legs, then hissing in pain, remembering the pain that still seems to be lingering in his crotch.
"I got you good!"
"Shut up..."
"Well...you still gotta do somethin for me."
"...What now?"
She just tickled him under his chin and smiled.
"What? What do you want me to do?"
"Ha...take a guess..."
"I'm not in the mood to be a slave for you." Dante answered in an annoyed voice.
"Lame Dante...real lame..."
"What...the joke?"
"That...and you're sorry looking dike."
Dante just growled.
"I wanna play." She whined in a childish voice.
"Yeah...I can tell...you horny mother fuckin she-devil."
"You wanna fuck? Okay!" She laughed.
"ARGH! ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN SEX JOKES!" Dante screamed.
Katherine's eyes widened, she stuck out her lips and then backed away, showing her back to the angered devil hunter.
"I'm sorry...but you're getting on my nerves." He answered her honestly.
"I don't know why you fight it..." She replied in a sore tone of voice.
"What...?" He asked in a low but mellow tone of voice.
"Never mind." She replied in an indifferent tone.
Dante sighed and tapped her on her shoulder.
"I'll cooperate..." He sighed.
Katherine just looked at him, with a blank expression.
"Not gonna tell me?"
She just looked away.
"I'll read you're mind then..." He replied, closing his eyes, trying to connect with her mind.
Katherine just rolled her eyes.
"That's harsh..." Dante muttered as he opened his eyes.
"You got my message?"
"Yeah...fuck me, huh?"
"Yup, fuck you."
"Harsh..."
"That's life..." She replied in a mean toned voice.
Dante ignored her comment and searched her mind once more and when he finally figured out what she wanted he laughed.
"No way! Not in the mood!" He laughed, as he stretched out on the bed.
"What if I get you in the mood?" She asked in a seductive voice.
"I turned myself off."
"Ill turn you on."
"You just don't stop."
"I won't once I get started...and neither will you."
"Ha..." Dante laughed.
Katherine just smiled to herself and then eased herself into Dante's lap.
Dante raised an eyebrow at her again and then just sighed heavily.
"I like being alone Dante...what about you?"
"I don't care."
"Really?" She asked innocently.
"No...you can do a lot when you're all alone and away from outside interferences." He replied calmly.
"How about being alone with me?"
"...You've been a pain...but...it's been okay so far...I guess..." He replied hesitantly, his eyes wondering away from her face to her chest.
"Hmmm...couldn't you just imagine?" She replied in a mellow tone of voice.
"Imagine? Imagine what?"
"All the fun you can have when there's no one to bother you." She smiled, already thinking of what could be done.
"Not really..." He replied in a board tone of voice.
"Oh? So you get lonely?"
"...Maybe..." He replied in a low voice, looking away from her.
"You do."
"Yeah, whatever!"
"Well...since...you're not alone right now...what can you imagine doing...with me?"
"With you?"
"Yeah…" She smiled innocently.
"I should of known she was gonna drag the conversation into this…" He thought to himself.
"Well?" She asked in an impatient voice.
"Aww damn...my mind just went blank." He replied sarcastically, trying to piss her off.
"I have an idea."
"Oh? Tell me."
"I could...I could talk dirty..."
"Not again..."
"No! Not curse you out...I mean...talk about what I could do to you." She chuckled.
"Ha-ha! What can you do to me?"
"Well...I could make this easy..."
"Don't." He replied suddenly as he saw her rubbing his thighs a little. "Hmmm?" She asked; his wandering eyes finally centering on her.
"Take you're time, be as difficult as you think you can be and tell me every little naughty thing you have on you're mind." He answered.
"Ohhh...so NOW you wanna play?"
"Heh, I'm game."
Katherine just smiled and got really comfortable in his lap.
"Well then...we should get started." She replied, tossing her black trench coat to the floor.
"Fine then, tell me...what would you do to me?" He asked in a confident voice as he gripped Katherine by her thighs.
"Anything." A sexy smile gracing her full, red lips.
"Anything?" His tone sounding as if interested as he pondered her word.