Disclaimer: No I do not own Star Trek...I can't say I own Spock either, but
sometimes I think he lives under my bed... but no, I don't own anything so
don't sue me! Please! There is also a part that I took from the cartoon "
Hey Arnold" that doesn't belong to me either.
Authors Note: I am so glad you liked that!!! Yay!!! I am so happy!!
Stuck in a Turbolift with a Vulcan.
The buttons don't work
Maija: What do you mean ' you have no idea'? Are we going to die?
Spock: Your emotions lieutenant could rival those of Doctor McCoy.
Maija: You didn't answer my question.
Spock: (sigh) Well as of right now I believe that no one is on board except us.
Maija: Everyone was scheduled to leave- what time is it!!
Spock: (thinking silently)
Maija: Never mind you don't have a watch.
Spock: Its exactly 12 hours 09minutes and 34 seconds...
Maija: Oh (surprised look on face)...that means that they all left...
Spock: yes.
Maija: Well its nice to know you have friends...
Spock: Who think I left for a science convention in Rigel III.
Maija: No! (She said looking up into the ceiling)
Spock: Yes. Don't you have any friends?
Maija: Yeah, but she knows I am not going to see her for about a week.
Spock: Then we are surely going to be here for a very long time.
Maija: six months of shore leave...we are going to die!! (Starts whine childishly)
Spock: (covering ears) Lieutenant stop! At this pitch dogs and others like myself could hear this.
Maija: (looking at him angrily) You don't understand I can't be stuck here!! I have work to do! I have to live I'm too young to die!!
Spock: (uncharacteristically rolls eyes) We are not going to die.
Maija: We have no water, no food and I am claustrophobic!
Spock: That could present a problem.
Maija: (hyperventilating) big wide open spaces...big wide open spaces...
Spock: Please, calm yourself.
Maija: (taking a deep breath) okay.
Spock: humans...
Maija: What now?
Spock: we sit here and wait.
Maija: I can't! I have to get out.
Maija got up and began to ram into the door.
Spock: What do you think you are doing?
Slam-
Maija: What does it look like I am doing?
Slam
Spock: Trying to dislocate your shoulder?
Slam
Maija: You have a real sense of humor.
Slam
Spock: Humor? I do not appreciate your sarcasm.
SLAM
Maija: Me, be sarcastic? Never.
SLAM
Spock: Suit yourself then (Slam) but if you injure yourself (slam) just remember I am not a (Slam) nurse.
Maija stopped and looked back at him, her fists her drawn and her knuckles were a pearly white. She sighed heavily and sat back down.
Maija: (Thinking to self) I can't believe I am here! I am supposed to be enjoying myself! Now here I am stuck on a turbolift with a Vulcan! Of all people to be stuck with. I am probably going to die here from boredom...
Spock: (Thinking to self) I cannot believe that I am in this predicament. I suppose what makes it worse is that I am incarcerated in a small space with an emotionally unstable woman...(starts thinking in Vulcan)
Maija: A penny for your thoughts.
Spock: My thoughts aren't worth a penny.
Maija: Be that way then see if I care.
Spock: (silence)
Maija: (sits down pouting about things) Err! I can't stand it! There has to be a way out of here!
Maija goes over to the control panel and starts to play with all the buttons and fuses.
Spock: I don't think you should-
Maija: Do you want to get out of here or not?
Spock: yes, but-
Maija: Silence is golden so shut up and get rich. (Goes back to fiddle with the panel)
Spock: (Slightly taken aback for a Vulcan)
Maija: (laughs triumphantly) I think I did it! (Pushes exit button)
Maija smiled like an idiot, when all of a sudden the lights blinked off and a loud bang is heard.
Maija: Crap!
The lift suddenly drops at an alarming rate. Both Maija and Spock are momentarily lifted off the ground as the lift plummets down. (Think tower of terror folks.) Then it comes to a sudden stop and it begins to go up like a rocket. Maija is screaming obscenities while Spock is trying his hardest to keep himself from falling. The lift stops once more and it trembles as the lights keep coming on and off. The lift rattles yet again and all is darkens.
Maija: I fell on something soft.
Spock: That would be me. (Shoving her off of him)
Maija: Its dark.
Spock: in the future lieutenant I would suggest that you do not play with any more control panels.
Maija: Thank you captain obvious.
Spock: You are welcome.
Maija: grrr...
Spock: we need light.
Maija: Maybe if I push this button over here...
Spock: No! There will be more button pushing anymore.
Maija: Well, you've managed to push all my buttons!
Spock: These buttons don't work!
Maija: That's funny I don't think yours work either!
Spock: What is that supposed to mean?
Maija: nothing.
Spock: It would have to mean something.
Maija: ahh! Enough we need some light!
Spock: (Turns on a small flashlight)
Maija: I am not even going to ask you were you got that from.
Spock: good.
Maija: Would you stop shinning that thing in my eye!
Spock: Oh, sorry.
Maija: You so did that on purpose!
Spock: I have no idea of what you-
Maija: Forget it...well Mr. Spock we are going to be here for a very long time.
Spock: I thought we had already established that.
Maija: Yes, well...truce.
Spock: sigh truce.
Maija: (thinking to self) You know we are going to end up killing each other.
Spock: Lets hope it doesn't come to that.
Maija: (face goes white)
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Well? Hmmm...just wait till they get hungry; ) this will be fun! REVIEW I need suggestions and comments!!!!
Authors Note: I am so glad you liked that!!! Yay!!! I am so happy!!
Stuck in a Turbolift with a Vulcan.
The buttons don't work
Maija: What do you mean ' you have no idea'? Are we going to die?
Spock: Your emotions lieutenant could rival those of Doctor McCoy.
Maija: You didn't answer my question.
Spock: (sigh) Well as of right now I believe that no one is on board except us.
Maija: Everyone was scheduled to leave- what time is it!!
Spock: (thinking silently)
Maija: Never mind you don't have a watch.
Spock: Its exactly 12 hours 09minutes and 34 seconds...
Maija: Oh (surprised look on face)...that means that they all left...
Spock: yes.
Maija: Well its nice to know you have friends...
Spock: Who think I left for a science convention in Rigel III.
Maija: No! (She said looking up into the ceiling)
Spock: Yes. Don't you have any friends?
Maija: Yeah, but she knows I am not going to see her for about a week.
Spock: Then we are surely going to be here for a very long time.
Maija: six months of shore leave...we are going to die!! (Starts whine childishly)
Spock: (covering ears) Lieutenant stop! At this pitch dogs and others like myself could hear this.
Maija: (looking at him angrily) You don't understand I can't be stuck here!! I have work to do! I have to live I'm too young to die!!
Spock: (uncharacteristically rolls eyes) We are not going to die.
Maija: We have no water, no food and I am claustrophobic!
Spock: That could present a problem.
Maija: (hyperventilating) big wide open spaces...big wide open spaces...
Spock: Please, calm yourself.
Maija: (taking a deep breath) okay.
Spock: humans...
Maija: What now?
Spock: we sit here and wait.
Maija: I can't! I have to get out.
Maija got up and began to ram into the door.
Spock: What do you think you are doing?
Slam-
Maija: What does it look like I am doing?
Slam
Spock: Trying to dislocate your shoulder?
Slam
Maija: You have a real sense of humor.
Slam
Spock: Humor? I do not appreciate your sarcasm.
SLAM
Maija: Me, be sarcastic? Never.
SLAM
Spock: Suit yourself then (Slam) but if you injure yourself (slam) just remember I am not a (Slam) nurse.
Maija stopped and looked back at him, her fists her drawn and her knuckles were a pearly white. She sighed heavily and sat back down.
Maija: (Thinking to self) I can't believe I am here! I am supposed to be enjoying myself! Now here I am stuck on a turbolift with a Vulcan! Of all people to be stuck with. I am probably going to die here from boredom...
Spock: (Thinking to self) I cannot believe that I am in this predicament. I suppose what makes it worse is that I am incarcerated in a small space with an emotionally unstable woman...(starts thinking in Vulcan)
Maija: A penny for your thoughts.
Spock: My thoughts aren't worth a penny.
Maija: Be that way then see if I care.
Spock: (silence)
Maija: (sits down pouting about things) Err! I can't stand it! There has to be a way out of here!
Maija goes over to the control panel and starts to play with all the buttons and fuses.
Spock: I don't think you should-
Maija: Do you want to get out of here or not?
Spock: yes, but-
Maija: Silence is golden so shut up and get rich. (Goes back to fiddle with the panel)
Spock: (Slightly taken aback for a Vulcan)
Maija: (laughs triumphantly) I think I did it! (Pushes exit button)
Maija smiled like an idiot, when all of a sudden the lights blinked off and a loud bang is heard.
Maija: Crap!
The lift suddenly drops at an alarming rate. Both Maija and Spock are momentarily lifted off the ground as the lift plummets down. (Think tower of terror folks.) Then it comes to a sudden stop and it begins to go up like a rocket. Maija is screaming obscenities while Spock is trying his hardest to keep himself from falling. The lift stops once more and it trembles as the lights keep coming on and off. The lift rattles yet again and all is darkens.
Maija: I fell on something soft.
Spock: That would be me. (Shoving her off of him)
Maija: Its dark.
Spock: in the future lieutenant I would suggest that you do not play with any more control panels.
Maija: Thank you captain obvious.
Spock: You are welcome.
Maija: grrr...
Spock: we need light.
Maija: Maybe if I push this button over here...
Spock: No! There will be more button pushing anymore.
Maija: Well, you've managed to push all my buttons!
Spock: These buttons don't work!
Maija: That's funny I don't think yours work either!
Spock: What is that supposed to mean?
Maija: nothing.
Spock: It would have to mean something.
Maija: ahh! Enough we need some light!
Spock: (Turns on a small flashlight)
Maija: I am not even going to ask you were you got that from.
Spock: good.
Maija: Would you stop shinning that thing in my eye!
Spock: Oh, sorry.
Maija: You so did that on purpose!
Spock: I have no idea of what you-
Maija: Forget it...well Mr. Spock we are going to be here for a very long time.
Spock: I thought we had already established that.
Maija: Yes, well...truce.
Spock: sigh truce.
Maija: (thinking to self) You know we are going to end up killing each other.
Spock: Lets hope it doesn't come to that.
Maija: (face goes white)
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Well? Hmmm...just wait till they get hungry; ) this will be fun! REVIEW I need suggestions and comments!!!!