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Stuck in a Turbolift with a Vulcan.
Maija: zzzzz
Spock: (thinking to self) It has been five hours. The human has fallen asleep and is making really horrible noises.
Maija: zzzzz
Spock: (Thinking) I should awaken her.
Maija: size...mom...
Spock: (thinking) Now she talks in her sleep.
Maija: size...zzzz...baby bear...zzzz
Spock shook her a little to see if she would arise.
Maija: No! Mom I don't want to go to school...kids are mean.
Spock: wake up lieutenant.
Spock shook her a little bit more, but this time Maija retaliated and she smacked him in the face.
Maija: Let me sleep mom I'll be up in five minutes...zzzz
Spock: (still in shock...that hurt)
Maija: zzzz...zzzzz
Spock: Lieutenant!
Spock's voice almost echoed off the walls of the lift. Maija woke up startled and she began to make violent movements.
Maija: Where the crap am I!! Why is it so dark?
Spock: (turning on flashlight) Lieutenant don't you remember?
Maija:Aieeee!!!!!
Maija began to yell when she saw the light hit Spock's face. (For those who have trouble seeing this, like me, think of it like he is telling a campfire story with the flashlight lit up towards his face.)
Spock: Calm yourself.
Maija: Who are you? You freak I know karate!
With that Maija began to attack Spock with all the strength she could muster.
Spock: Lieutenant it's me!
Maija: (breathing I and out) don't do that! Do you know how scary you look!?
Spock: I was not aware that I scared you.
Maija: No offense Mr. Spock, but being in this small cramped little area with you in absolute darkness is enough to scare anyone.
Spock: Interesting...
Maija: Did I hurt you?
Spock: No.
Maija Right...I must have scratched you. You are bleeding.
Spock felt around his face and looked at his fingers. The light reflected off of a greenish liquid. Maija snorted and gave him a small band- aid.
Spock: where did you get that?
Maija: They have a convenient first aid kit here. Spock: Ah.
Maija: I feel like a bus hit me, how long have I been out?
Spock: For about five hours. After the impact with the wall.
Maija: Impact?
Spock: I suppose you are suffering from mild amnesia. You knocked yourself out trying to break out of here.
Maija: (silence)
Spock: Well no one has come to save us yet.
Maija: (grumble, grumble, grumble)
Spock: was that you?
Maija: ...
Spock: Are you hungry?
Maija: No. (grumble)
Spock: Well there is no food...
Maija: We are so screwed! Maybe I have something I my purse?
Maija began to dig around in a small black purse.
Maija: Bingo!
Spock: This isn't time for games.
Maija: No Spock, I have food!
Spock: (Cocks eyebrow) Really
Maija: I have about three...Twinkies?
Spock: We will have to ration them.
Maija: Speak for yourself...I want the cream filling!
Spock: You may have the cream filling, but unless you want to live you will have to ration them.
Maija: I know (whining) I am so hungry...
Spock: I do not have to eat until maybe tomorrow.
Maija: Sure bob
Spock: My name is not bob
Maija: I wasn't the only one with a rumbling stomach
Spock: Excuse me but my stomach does not-
Grumble
Maija: Hah! What was that?
Spock: (tips of ears turn a greenish color)
Maija: Here (offering half of Twinkie) you need to eat it, or I'll starve along with you.
Spock: Thanks
Maija: (singing to self) Hello Twinkie come and spread your sugary goodness to all the world-
Spock: Why are you singing to your food?
Maija: I need to entertain myself.
Spock:(enjoing sugary goodness)
Maija: With fluffy white cream filling...lalalalalala
Suger highs for the next chapter anyone? Please Review I need more Ideas!
Stuck in a Turbolift with a Vulcan.
Maija: zzzzz
Spock: (thinking to self) It has been five hours. The human has fallen asleep and is making really horrible noises.
Maija: zzzzz
Spock: (Thinking) I should awaken her.
Maija: size...mom...
Spock: (thinking) Now she talks in her sleep.
Maija: size...zzzz...baby bear...zzzz
Spock shook her a little to see if she would arise.
Maija: No! Mom I don't want to go to school...kids are mean.
Spock: wake up lieutenant.
Spock shook her a little bit more, but this time Maija retaliated and she smacked him in the face.
Maija: Let me sleep mom I'll be up in five minutes...zzzz
Spock: (still in shock...that hurt)
Maija: zzzz...zzzzz
Spock: Lieutenant!
Spock's voice almost echoed off the walls of the lift. Maija woke up startled and she began to make violent movements.
Maija: Where the crap am I!! Why is it so dark?
Spock: (turning on flashlight) Lieutenant don't you remember?
Maija:Aieeee!!!!!
Maija began to yell when she saw the light hit Spock's face. (For those who have trouble seeing this, like me, think of it like he is telling a campfire story with the flashlight lit up towards his face.)
Spock: Calm yourself.
Maija: Who are you? You freak I know karate!
With that Maija began to attack Spock with all the strength she could muster.
Spock: Lieutenant it's me!
Maija: (breathing I and out) don't do that! Do you know how scary you look!?
Spock: I was not aware that I scared you.
Maija: No offense Mr. Spock, but being in this small cramped little area with you in absolute darkness is enough to scare anyone.
Spock: Interesting...
Maija: Did I hurt you?
Spock: No.
Maija Right...I must have scratched you. You are bleeding.
Spock felt around his face and looked at his fingers. The light reflected off of a greenish liquid. Maija snorted and gave him a small band- aid.
Spock: where did you get that?
Maija: They have a convenient first aid kit here. Spock: Ah.
Maija: I feel like a bus hit me, how long have I been out?
Spock: For about five hours. After the impact with the wall.
Maija: Impact?
Spock: I suppose you are suffering from mild amnesia. You knocked yourself out trying to break out of here.
Maija: (silence)
Spock: Well no one has come to save us yet.
Maija: (grumble, grumble, grumble)
Spock: was that you?
Maija: ...
Spock: Are you hungry?
Maija: No. (grumble)
Spock: Well there is no food...
Maija: We are so screwed! Maybe I have something I my purse?
Maija began to dig around in a small black purse.
Maija: Bingo!
Spock: This isn't time for games.
Maija: No Spock, I have food!
Spock: (Cocks eyebrow) Really
Maija: I have about three...Twinkies?
Spock: We will have to ration them.
Maija: Speak for yourself...I want the cream filling!
Spock: You may have the cream filling, but unless you want to live you will have to ration them.
Maija: I know (whining) I am so hungry...
Spock: I do not have to eat until maybe tomorrow.
Maija: Sure bob
Spock: My name is not bob
Maija: I wasn't the only one with a rumbling stomach
Spock: Excuse me but my stomach does not-
Grumble
Maija: Hah! What was that?
Spock: (tips of ears turn a greenish color)
Maija: Here (offering half of Twinkie) you need to eat it, or I'll starve along with you.
Spock: Thanks
Maija: (singing to self) Hello Twinkie come and spread your sugary goodness to all the world-
Spock: Why are you singing to your food?
Maija: I need to entertain myself.
Spock:(enjoing sugary goodness)
Maija: With fluffy white cream filling...lalalalalala
Suger highs for the next chapter anyone? Please Review I need more Ideas!