Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek, but someday when I take over the earth with my army of evil squirrels, I might, but for now it does not belong to me. Anything else that has a copyright in here does not belong to me either Okays!
Authors note: Ster j- I have read the novelization of star trek iv...hehehe...I am fully aware of the effect sucrose can have on a Vulcan...thank you for reminding me...hehehe... this will be fun.
Jack Sparrow Fanatic- what you suggested is pure genius.
Psyco- Wow England!!!Ahhh do you know who Alan Rickman is? Well umm...umm Twinkies are in fact American, they are little rectangular yellow cakes with fluffy white cream filling. Mmm...forbidden twinkie...
Stuck In a Turbolift with a Vulcan.
One hour later...
Maija: all right so anyways as I was saying, Hikaru was telling me that Pavel was dating Nyota and I was like nuh uh and he was all like yuh huh and like I was like no way!
Spock: no way?
Maija: yes way!
Spock: nuh uh!
Maija: yuh huh!
Spock: But Nyota is too old for Pavel...
Maija: That's what I said but nuh uh...wow! I need more...
Spock: Twinkies?
Maija: yeah...we need more...
Spock: Sugar!
Maija: (digging in purse) HAHAHA! Here they are! They were hiding from me! Wee!
Spock: mmmm....
Maija: come Spock sing with me! Hello Twinkie come and spread...
Spock: your sugary goodness...
Maija: to all the world!
Spock: with fluffy white cream filling
Maija: and golden cake crust...
Spock: make my tummy feel good
Spock: lalalala
Maija: lalalala
Spock: heheheheh
Maija: wee!!
Spock: That was enjoyable!!
Maija: Fo' shizzle
Spock: Fo' shizzle?
Maija: no Spock it's fo' shizzle.
Spock: Fo' shizzle
Maija: yep...
Spock: what are you doing now?
Maija was dancing or at least something that looked like dancing.
Maija: I don't know I am on a sugar high!!! Wee!!!
Spock began to turn his flashlight on and off for no apparent reason. Maija fell down clutching her stomach and laughing hysterically. Spock felt the necessity to do the same and both launched into uncontrollable laughter.
Maija: hahaha...look look guess who I am? Launch...the...torpedoes...right now...Mr. Spock!
Spock: Hahaha! Captain Kirk! Okay guess who I am.
Spock made his voice sound like a southerner and he frowned deeply.
Spock: Darn it Jim, I'm a doctor not and engineer! Maija: Ooh ooh! I know I know! Pick me pick me!
Spock: All right! Maija!
Maija: Yeah!! Okay it's Doctor McCoy!
Spock: no...
Maija: what? Aww
Spock: Just kidding!!
Again more uncontrollable laughter came from both of them. Maija lied down on the floor gasping for breath. She hummed small tunes as she gazed up at the ceiling trying to control herself. As her eyes studied it she noticed a small square up above.
Maija: Spock...look...hehehe...
Spock: Huh? Where?
Maija: flash the light up there!
Spock: up where?
Maija: up there silly!
Maija giggled and grabbed Spock's hand with the flashlight and pointed it to the ceiling. The light revealed a door-like contraption.
Spock: Is that a
Maija: uhuhuhuh.
Spock: Well where do you think it leads too?
Maija: more sugar?
Spock: I'll hike you up there.
Maija: Okay!
Maija grabbed Spock's shoulder and he lifted her up. She popped the door thingy open and stuck her head outside.
Spock: what do you see?
Maija: A lot of pretty colors.
Spock: try to push your self up there. You are extremely heavy.
Maija pushed her self as far as she could until she realized, she couldn't go any farther.
Maija: hehehe...you are not going to believe this. (giggles) I am stuck. Hehehehee!
Spock: You're stuck? Hahahahahhahahaha
Maija: I know isn't it just hilarious!
Spock had let go of Maija. Her lower half was dangling and he broke into laughter. Maija joined in the as well by kicking her legs and stuff.
Spock: do you need help? Hehehe
Maija: No too busy admiring the pretty colors...there's red, purple and some blinky glowing lights.
Spock: okay...
Maija: Okay I am going to try and get down now...
Spock: okay
Maija: Here I come!
With that Maija forcefully squeezed down the opening and fell down shaking the lift.
Maija: I thanks for breaking my fall Spocky!
Spock: No problem.
Maija: No sugar was up there!
Spock: aww
Maija: Well that's okay
Spock: (speaking incredibly fast) Yeah you probably have more in in in-
Spock fell back and began to snore loudly.
Maija: Aww...you fell asleep well that's okay beca-
They had both reached their high and had hit their low incredibly fast. Maija's head fell on Spock's stomach and began to snore as well.
Spock: zzz...twinkie..zzzz..(twitch)