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Stuck in a Turbolift with a Vulcan

Maija woke with a start her hair had in this span turned into a frizz ball and she felt like her head had been hit several times with a car door. She gazed down at Spock who was quietly sleeping. She let out a deep sigh of frustration and pain; her head felt like it was about to explode into shards.

Maija: (She whispered to herself) Those must have been "special" Twinkies...I've never had a sugar high like that.

Spock: ...zzz...I-Chiya...zzz...Go back home...

Maija: sigh

Maija's eyes would not adjust to the darkness so she decided to use the flashlight. She began to scan the floor with her hands trying to find the flashlight. She then felt a cold cylinder and she picked it up.

Maija: And then there was light. (She turned on the flash light) and it was all good.

She examined the turbolift and then realized the opening at the roof.

Maija: (gasp) What were we doing? A way out?

Maija arose and began to walk below the opening, completely forgetting that Spock lay in front of her.

BAM!!

Spock: What's wrong?

Maija: sorry. I tripped over you.

Spock: are you well?

Maija: ;;0-0;;

Spock: Maija?

Maija: My headache just got worse.

Spock: I see, the after affects of a Twinkie...

Maija: Well how are you feeling? (Irritated that Spock doesn't seem sick)

Spock: I do not feel-

Maija: Oh I forgot (irritated again)

Spock: However, I believe my esophagus wants to perform reverse peristalsis.

Maija: Whaaa...?

Spock: I want to throw up.

Maija: (scoots away several inches) well I think while we were under the sugary affects of the Twinkie we found a way out...(points flash light to open hatch on roof)

Spock: I see, but where would that lead us?

Maija: Dunno...I'll go up there and see.

Spock: Lieutenant, not to offend you, however it seems to me due to the size of your hips you cannot fit through the hatch.

Maija: (eyes twitches) Are you calling me fat.

Spock: No its just that-

Maija: You called me fat! Well I'd like to see you go through there. I doubt you'd fit you're probably bloated.

Spock: I don't-

Maija: Whatever, I don't want to argue with you; I'll hike you up there.

Spock: Are you sure-

Maija: Yes...just because I'm female doesn't mean I can't lift up 155 pound male.

Spock: (cocks an eyebrow.)

Spock sighed and grasped the flashlight from Maija's hand who in turn put her hands together to lift him up into the hatch. Spock put his foot in her hands and lifted himself up towards the opening.

Maija: What do you see?

Spock: Many cables and such, but no discernable way out, I 'm going all the way out there. (Pushing himself up)

Maija: You're stuck aren't you?

Spock: (trying to push upwards)

Maija: (snicker) Let me help you get down.

Spock: (sigh)

Maija tugged on his dangling legs, and loosened his hips from the opening. He gracefully slid down and landed on his feet.

Maija: Well I guess that wasn't meant for escape, at least not for big-hipped people.

Spock: (silence)

Maija: Sigh...

Spock: ...

Maija: We need a miracle...just one.

All crew to battle stations this is Captain McCoy...heheheheheheh

Spock: I think we've just received it.

Maija: It's Doctor McCoy! OMG!! Use the intercom.

Spock: Doctor McCoy?

McCoy (over int): ...Spock is that you?

Spock: No it is his ghost.

McCoy: That's not funny...

Spock: I was not trying to be humorous, Now listen I need your help.

McCoy: Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be at Rigel and stuff?

Spock: I should be asking why are you here pretending to be the captain?

McCoy: Ahem...I forgot something, Now Why are you still here?

Spock: I was unfortunate enough to get stuck in a turbolift with the lieutenant Maija.

Maija: Hi Doctor, Please help! I am going insane down here!

McCoy: You poor thing being stuck with a Vulcan in a turbolift...gods spare me.

Spock: Anyway we need you to help us get out.

McCoy: I'll try. Ummm...I'm looking in your computer for the turbolift printout.

Spock: ...

Maija: I am going to live, I am going to get my first kiss (someday) I am going to live to see the last Star Wars movie!

Spock: (Cocks Eyebrow)

McCoy: All right Spock, on the control panel press the blue button. You should hear a little chime sound.

Maija: There is more than one blue button

McCoy: The one on the left.

Maija: (presses button)

Turbolift trembles

McCoy: The one on my left!

Spock: Doctor McCoy? Do you know what you are doing?

McCoy: I guess.

Spock: That is very reassuring.

McCoy: All right did you press the button?

Maija: Yes I heard the chiming sound.

McCoy: All right then, now you have to push the red and yellow buttons on the bottom panel, but before that you have to pull twist the emergency twistie thingy so that it looks like an upside down happy face and then you have to hold the blue button while holding the yellow buttons and red buttons.

Maija: OMG!

Spock: Doctor? Are you sure those instructions re for the turbolift?

McCoy: Of course...heheheh...oops...Okay lets try this from the top.

Maija: I know I've said this a gazzilion times but we are screwed.

Spock: There is no such number as a gazzilion.

Maija: yet.

Spock: However, I must agree with you.

McCoy: Hey are you guys still there?

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