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Authors note: I am so sorry I have not updated in such a long time, life and what six other fics needed my attention! I am happy with all the reviews I have received thus far! Thank you all so much for the suggestions and continue to read.

Dedication: To all those who's ideas have been used here!

Stuck in a Turbolift with a Vulcan

Maija: Doctor McCoy! Are you certain this is right!

McCoy: Now listen Miss, I am a doctor, not an engineer.

Spock: Doctor, I really need you to pay attention.

McCoy: Don't go telling me how to do my job Spock, if you were so smart you would have been out of there already.

Spock: Doctor I have no desire at the moment to engage in argument with you.

McCoy: The heck you don't, Spock!

Spock: Doctor please, we have been here for more than three days-

McCoy: Maybe I should leave you there for another day to teach you a lesson.

Maija: Doctor McCoy, please we need your help.

McCoy: harrumph

Maija: well if you leave us here, I am so sure that after we get out of the here the crew would really love to know what you were doing

Spock: Captain McCoy?

McCoy: You wouldn't

Maija: Don't make me do it.

McCoy: sigh Well fine then now you two listen to me!

Spock: who wouldn't?

McCoy: Ahem, well I think these are the right blue printsâ€um okay.

Maija: Yes

McCoy: This is going to sound ridiculousâ€but did you press the little button below the panel?

Spock: what button below the panel?

McCoy: Well, if you lift up a small little board under the control panel there should be a small little button, its supposed to be the emergency, emergency door opener.

Maija: Shut up.

McCoy: I told you its ridiculous.

Spock: Well

Maija: This all one big joke! The universe is just having a big laughâ€(pushes emergency, emergency door opener)

The lift quivered slightly, but the gray slide doors immediately parted allowing Spock and Maija out for the past three days. Maija cheered loudly and both Spock and her hugged each other, and Maija pecked him on the cheek. Suddenly realizing their loss of control and professionalism the stood away from each other and straightened up.

Maija: (blushing profusely) That never happened

Spock: (tips of ears a deep hue of green) Indeed, lets go to the doctor.

McCoy stood waiting inside the transporter room as Maija and Spock entered to leave the ship. McCoy gave them both a toothy smile.

McCoy: Both of you look like crap.

Spock: Nice to see you as well Doctor.

Maija: Gentlemen can we please

Spock: Both of you go on ahead, I shall put in our coordinates.

Both McCoy and Maija stood on the platform patiently waiting for Spock. Spock agile fingers put in the coordinates and he pushed a button for a thirty- second countdown, but as he did so something quite unexpected occurred. The lights in the transporter room turned on and the control panel went dead.

Maija: Holy crap you re kidding me

McCoy: Spock?

Spock: We are screwed

McCoy: Amen to that

Maija: The story of my life: why I should not have gone into space exploration.

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