A/N: Well people I ALREADY GOT 3 REVIEWS!!!! Which is good for saying it's
only been up one day so I'm very happy! You've all made me a happy woman.
Disclaim: What you know from the book belongs to J.K.Rowling and what you know but only from my story is MINE!
Thanks to... Kay 345 – I'm sooo glad that you decided to read the sequel and I hope that you really like this A LOT!
Smrt Cids – WOW your reading it!! Cool anyway hope you enjoy it and continue to review!
Child of Scorpio – OH cool you read the sequel too lol. Ok I think I've gone mad. Anyway hope you enjoy this and find it just as funny though I think this one will be harder to write. Oh and thanks for the gift idea it was hilarious and will be used in this chapter.
Danz – Hey!! I will be using your ideas a lil bit later on in the story Hehe. They were very sweet and not something I would have thought of actually. Anyway hope you enjoy this and I want completely honest reviews on this story!! Lol
Chapter two – The night before and the day after
Jade was still in shock by the time Lehanna and Lily had directed her into the dormitory and sat her down on the bad. Jade still had the small card and tub of body chocolate in her hands and her mouth was still open.
"Jade, are you ok?" Lily asked cautiously as she approached Jade in the hope she'd receive some sort of answer.
"Huh" was all that escaped Jade's mouth and she suddenly fell backwards onto her bed and lay there speechless whilst Lily and Lehanna just stayed into the room reading and doing homework in silence until she spoke.
"Why oh why would he give me body chocolate?"
Lehanna, Lily and Jade all laughed and found the instructions given at the back were quite graphical and amusing.
Remove the spatula from the side of your tub of body chocolate and spread thick or thinly depending on your personal taste and requirements for enjoyment over the abdominal parts of the body. Or if you desire other sections of the body.
They laughed at this first small section and chucked the tub under Jades bed and all went to sleep feeling very ecstatic.
The next morning the body chocolate was still lying under the bed forgotten. Things were also falling back into place. Lehanna and Jade were waiting with James, Remus and Peter in the dormitory. Sirius was still getting ready, as was Lily who still now struggled with time again now that her mind was in one place. James was sick of waiting and ran up to his own dormitory and many shuffles and muffled screams could be heard coming from there. James came downstairs with his broom in one hand and dragging Sirius with the other.
Once down he got on his broom and flew up the girl's stairs into their dormitory.
"I can not believe that he dragged me down in the middle of my morning routine." Exclaimed Sirius indignantly.
"Well maybe you should get ready quicker Sirius," said Jade. Sirius was about to reply when he remembered two things. The first being he was not allowed to speak to Jade and the second being that he had left her gift upstairs.
Everyone looked at Sirius strangely when he ran back upstairs and come down shoving something into his bag.
When James flew back down laughing it was soon apparent why when Lily came running down after him.
"JAMES POTTER!" Lily had water all down her top. "Cant you just knock on the door like normal people, then I would not be soaking WET!"
"Its nice to know you still get on the wrong side of Lily," said Sirius.
"Shut up Sirius" said Lily.
"Its ok Lil's I know I spell to dry you up. Frinell" one flick of James's wand and Lily was dry.
At breakfast there were glances from both sides of the table mostly at Sirius and Jade, because she had not mentioned the night before and because Sirius had so far not done anything else. Well until he pulled a package out of his bag and passed it to Jade.
"Sirius I don't mean to be rude...well I do but why the hell are you giving me these ridiculous presents"
Sirius turned to James.
"James these presents are sophisticated, how can she call them ridiculous"
"Sirius I am here you know you can say all this to me you don't have to mummer to James."
"I'd just open it if I were you" said Remus as they all go up to head for transfiguration.
Jade read the label before opening the present.
Jade
No offence but I bet every girl either needs or could use one of these.
Love Sirius x
Apprehensive that the gift might be something useful Jade ripped the wrapping paper off and was amazed and shocked at was lay in her hands. Little did she know of the strange looks she was receiving.
When she did notice however she shoved them quickly into her bag. When she got to transfiguration she sat down in-between Lily and Lehanna.
"What did he get you?" Asked Lehanna, Lily turned round to face Jade and three of the four boys sitting in front of them went incredibly quiet and their ears perked up.
"He got me a set of bloody breast suspenders!" whispered Jade dramatically. "I don't know what I am going to do about this...its ridiculous...and I don't know why you two are laughing?"
"Hey! You laughed at me when it was James using chat up lines" said Lily. Jade suddenly looked regretful.
"Well...I fully apologise for laughing and would really appreciate it if you would just go up to Sirius and tell him to stop or at least try and find out some sort of explanation for all this." Jade placed her hands on her hip and looked expectantly at both of her friends.
"No. I didn't get any sympathy and anyway since when did you not want to tell someone what you think." Said Lily confused.
"Actually Lily I think this proves something." Lehanna said out of nowhere.
"Like what?" Said Lily. "I'll tell you later." Lehanna winked and turned back to her work. Snickering was tacking place between James, Remus and Peter.
"You actually brought her a breast suspender! Where the HELL did you manage to find something so...so. I can't even think of a word to describe it" James just looked on in disbelief of his friend who sat believing that his gift was one of pure excellence.
"I'm sure its something every girl would want and need I'm sure she'll find it useful." Sirius smiled and shrugged it off.
"What other gifts are you giving to Jade today?" Asked Remus.
"Ahh that my friend is a surprise." Said Sirius as he tapped his nose. That one action was enough to conclude that today was going to be interesting and amusing.
When the bell went and everyone was making their way to the Great hall for break Sirius walked up to Jades side and shoved another gift into her hand. Before walking ahead with James, Remus and Peter.
Lily and Lehanna urged jade to open it that by now really dreaded every single parcel she received. She ripped the paper off and chucked it on the floor. In her hands she held a kissing love tester.
"What's it say on the card?" Asked Lehanna. Lily picked it up and read it aloud.
"Jade, you can use this with me anytime and our love with blow that breast suspender into the skies. Love Sirius." Lily tried to hide a smile.
"That is it!! You wait until I see him. I am going to give him a piece of my mind." Jade stomped down the corridor and it didn't seem that her mood would improve until everything was off her chest.
Jade had no opportunities during the last lessons of the day to speak to Sirius. When they all headed out to the great hall together with the exception of Sirius who was nowhere to e found which was bound to be bad news for Jade.
In the great hall the usual food appeared and still Sirius was not around. When the main meals disappeared and the puddings arrived, something a little different also appeared.
Above the Gryffindore table right above where Jade was sitting Sirius came floating down though he was not dressed in his usual clothes but as a cupid in what appeared to be a white sheet wrapped around his lower body and across his chest. He also had a bow and arrow at his side and in his hands that he was holding out to Jade was a cake in the shape of boxers that had quite a large bulge with whipped cream on it. Written in icing on the cake was "This is me every time I see you". Jade it seemed finally snapped.
"SIRIUS BLACK YOU PATHETIC IGNORANT WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING!!!!" Jade snatched the cake away from Sirius and chucked it in his face. She walked briskly out of the hall and left everyone else to laugh at Sirius's humility. Sirius was given a detention by professor McGonagall for indecent exposure and inappropriate behaviour. For everyone else on the other hand it was the introduction to the next Hogwarts live show.
A/N: OH MY GOD!!! Thanks for your reviews. Anyway I don't think this is as good but let me know what you think anyway and I want honest reviews.
Disclaim: What you know from the book belongs to J.K.Rowling and what you know but only from my story is MINE!
Thanks to... Kay 345 – I'm sooo glad that you decided to read the sequel and I hope that you really like this A LOT!
Smrt Cids – WOW your reading it!! Cool anyway hope you enjoy it and continue to review!
Child of Scorpio – OH cool you read the sequel too lol. Ok I think I've gone mad. Anyway hope you enjoy this and find it just as funny though I think this one will be harder to write. Oh and thanks for the gift idea it was hilarious and will be used in this chapter.
Danz – Hey!! I will be using your ideas a lil bit later on in the story Hehe. They were very sweet and not something I would have thought of actually. Anyway hope you enjoy this and I want completely honest reviews on this story!! Lol
Chapter two – The night before and the day after
Jade was still in shock by the time Lehanna and Lily had directed her into the dormitory and sat her down on the bad. Jade still had the small card and tub of body chocolate in her hands and her mouth was still open.
"Jade, are you ok?" Lily asked cautiously as she approached Jade in the hope she'd receive some sort of answer.
"Huh" was all that escaped Jade's mouth and she suddenly fell backwards onto her bed and lay there speechless whilst Lily and Lehanna just stayed into the room reading and doing homework in silence until she spoke.
"Why oh why would he give me body chocolate?"
Lehanna, Lily and Jade all laughed and found the instructions given at the back were quite graphical and amusing.
Remove the spatula from the side of your tub of body chocolate and spread thick or thinly depending on your personal taste and requirements for enjoyment over the abdominal parts of the body. Or if you desire other sections of the body.
They laughed at this first small section and chucked the tub under Jades bed and all went to sleep feeling very ecstatic.
The next morning the body chocolate was still lying under the bed forgotten. Things were also falling back into place. Lehanna and Jade were waiting with James, Remus and Peter in the dormitory. Sirius was still getting ready, as was Lily who still now struggled with time again now that her mind was in one place. James was sick of waiting and ran up to his own dormitory and many shuffles and muffled screams could be heard coming from there. James came downstairs with his broom in one hand and dragging Sirius with the other.
Once down he got on his broom and flew up the girl's stairs into their dormitory.
"I can not believe that he dragged me down in the middle of my morning routine." Exclaimed Sirius indignantly.
"Well maybe you should get ready quicker Sirius," said Jade. Sirius was about to reply when he remembered two things. The first being he was not allowed to speak to Jade and the second being that he had left her gift upstairs.
Everyone looked at Sirius strangely when he ran back upstairs and come down shoving something into his bag.
When James flew back down laughing it was soon apparent why when Lily came running down after him.
"JAMES POTTER!" Lily had water all down her top. "Cant you just knock on the door like normal people, then I would not be soaking WET!"
"Its nice to know you still get on the wrong side of Lily," said Sirius.
"Shut up Sirius" said Lily.
"Its ok Lil's I know I spell to dry you up. Frinell" one flick of James's wand and Lily was dry.
At breakfast there were glances from both sides of the table mostly at Sirius and Jade, because she had not mentioned the night before and because Sirius had so far not done anything else. Well until he pulled a package out of his bag and passed it to Jade.
"Sirius I don't mean to be rude...well I do but why the hell are you giving me these ridiculous presents"
Sirius turned to James.
"James these presents are sophisticated, how can she call them ridiculous"
"Sirius I am here you know you can say all this to me you don't have to mummer to James."
"I'd just open it if I were you" said Remus as they all go up to head for transfiguration.
Jade read the label before opening the present.
Jade
No offence but I bet every girl either needs or could use one of these.
Love Sirius x
Apprehensive that the gift might be something useful Jade ripped the wrapping paper off and was amazed and shocked at was lay in her hands. Little did she know of the strange looks she was receiving.
When she did notice however she shoved them quickly into her bag. When she got to transfiguration she sat down in-between Lily and Lehanna.
"What did he get you?" Asked Lehanna, Lily turned round to face Jade and three of the four boys sitting in front of them went incredibly quiet and their ears perked up.
"He got me a set of bloody breast suspenders!" whispered Jade dramatically. "I don't know what I am going to do about this...its ridiculous...and I don't know why you two are laughing?"
"Hey! You laughed at me when it was James using chat up lines" said Lily. Jade suddenly looked regretful.
"Well...I fully apologise for laughing and would really appreciate it if you would just go up to Sirius and tell him to stop or at least try and find out some sort of explanation for all this." Jade placed her hands on her hip and looked expectantly at both of her friends.
"No. I didn't get any sympathy and anyway since when did you not want to tell someone what you think." Said Lily confused.
"Actually Lily I think this proves something." Lehanna said out of nowhere.
"Like what?" Said Lily. "I'll tell you later." Lehanna winked and turned back to her work. Snickering was tacking place between James, Remus and Peter.
"You actually brought her a breast suspender! Where the HELL did you manage to find something so...so. I can't even think of a word to describe it" James just looked on in disbelief of his friend who sat believing that his gift was one of pure excellence.
"I'm sure its something every girl would want and need I'm sure she'll find it useful." Sirius smiled and shrugged it off.
"What other gifts are you giving to Jade today?" Asked Remus.
"Ahh that my friend is a surprise." Said Sirius as he tapped his nose. That one action was enough to conclude that today was going to be interesting and amusing.
When the bell went and everyone was making their way to the Great hall for break Sirius walked up to Jades side and shoved another gift into her hand. Before walking ahead with James, Remus and Peter.
Lily and Lehanna urged jade to open it that by now really dreaded every single parcel she received. She ripped the paper off and chucked it on the floor. In her hands she held a kissing love tester.
"What's it say on the card?" Asked Lehanna. Lily picked it up and read it aloud.
"Jade, you can use this with me anytime and our love with blow that breast suspender into the skies. Love Sirius." Lily tried to hide a smile.
"That is it!! You wait until I see him. I am going to give him a piece of my mind." Jade stomped down the corridor and it didn't seem that her mood would improve until everything was off her chest.
Jade had no opportunities during the last lessons of the day to speak to Sirius. When they all headed out to the great hall together with the exception of Sirius who was nowhere to e found which was bound to be bad news for Jade.
In the great hall the usual food appeared and still Sirius was not around. When the main meals disappeared and the puddings arrived, something a little different also appeared.
Above the Gryffindore table right above where Jade was sitting Sirius came floating down though he was not dressed in his usual clothes but as a cupid in what appeared to be a white sheet wrapped around his lower body and across his chest. He also had a bow and arrow at his side and in his hands that he was holding out to Jade was a cake in the shape of boxers that had quite a large bulge with whipped cream on it. Written in icing on the cake was "This is me every time I see you". Jade it seemed finally snapped.
"SIRIUS BLACK YOU PATHETIC IGNORANT WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING!!!!" Jade snatched the cake away from Sirius and chucked it in his face. She walked briskly out of the hall and left everyone else to laugh at Sirius's humility. Sirius was given a detention by professor McGonagall for indecent exposure and inappropriate behaviour. For everyone else on the other hand it was the introduction to the next Hogwarts live show.
A/N: OH MY GOD!!! Thanks for your reviews. Anyway I don't think this is as good but let me know what you think anyway and I want honest reviews.