A/N: I AM SOOOOO SORRY! It would have been done quicker but the computer bust and I only just got it back and I've been ill and lets just say it's not been a good week. Anyway I hope you like this and again I am SORRY!

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Chapter three

Day Three - Hopelessly...attached to you!

The event that had taken place the night before had not left Jade in good grace the next morning. She was far from happy, content or even just plain ok. Convincing her that breakfast was a good idea meant a number of things. Lily was not going to get her lie in and Lehanna would have to be more diplomatic and persuasive than usual.

Sirius on the other hand seemed rather pleased, he wouldn't tell any one why but if Sirius was pleased it had to be something that would please him greatly.

When it seemed that everyone was finally down in breakfast not just Sirius had a smile on his face, but all four of the marauders bore an inane grin across their rosy faces. Not until just before breakfast was about to end did everyone find out why. First James and Sirius stood up.

"Bilbijo" Both muttered whilst flicking their wands. Then Remus and Peter stood up and also muttered a spell. "Hadinum". Both spells revealed all the Slytherin boys in drag and all the slytherin girls wearing male clothing and jump suits with fake moustaches or beards. Everyone but the slytherin's found the whole thing quite amusing even more so the marauders due to the fact that they know the effects of the spell don't wear off until four hours later.

As they headed out of the hall the atmosphere though slightly thick around Jade was light and joyful...until that is Sirius took out a package and passed it to Jade. She refused to open it, which in Sirius view made things easier for his plan. He opened the gift for Jade and put the pink and blue fluffy handcuffs onto one of Jades wrists and locked it up and placed the keys in his pocket. He gave the tag to James who read it aloud.

"Jade, due to toilet and girly boyish things I will not attach you to me but the next gift will prove to be the gift of your dreams. Believe me you, wont be forgetting me for a while! Love Sirius."

Jade looked horrified and started to swing the unused side of the handcuffs at Sirius who had to run all the way to charms. Everyone else it seemed laughed.

In eagerness to find out what Sirius intended on attaching Jade to no one could wait for the lessons to end. If not Sirius what or who else would he want to make Jade lug around with her for the rest of the day.

Well they only had to wait until break to find out. Sirius with the help of James and Remus snuck up behind Jade with something they were holding between them. Jade, Lily and Lehanna did notice them until Sirius grabbed the unused handcuff and attached it to what seemed to be the wrist of somebody else.

They all looked at the life size cut out of Sirius himself with roller-skates on the feet of the cut out so that Jade could move it around with herself.

"Sirius I hope you know what your doing?" James muttered. Sirius just smiled and muttered something back.

"She wont be able to get me off her mind." James just shook his head.

Jade looked at what was now attached to her wrist with the help of the handcuffs Sirius had brought her.

"You had better take this off me now!" she said as steadily and politely as she possible could. Lehanna and Lily however noticed a red alert and tried to warm Remus, James and Peter to remove Sirius from her sight.

Lily was shaking her head at James and made moving gestures with her hands. James gradually got the message and dragged a confused Sirius away…quickly.

Later on in the girls dormitory Lily and Lehanna were trying hard to remove the cut out Sirius from the handcuffs and try to remove the handcuffs all together.

"Can you believe that he would do this? What is it all about? I could have killed him when he attached me to a cut out of himself." Jade still could not contain her anger.

"Look maybe its just a faze he's going through" said Lehanna, Jade of course did not look convinced.

"Maybe…he likes you, quite a lot and he just wants you to take an interest." Lily suggested quietly and delicately. Jade looked mutinous.

"Well he is going the wrong way about it." Jade was interrupted by a voice coming from the bottom of the stairs.

"LILY!" It was James.

Lily looked apologetic towards both her friends as she headed downstairs to James. When she reached the bottom James placed an arm around her and pulled her in close, they kissed at the bottom of the stairs unaware of people watching.

"You were pretty eager," exclaimed Lily as they headed for the couch where the rest of the marauders sat comfortably.

When Sirius saw Lily it gave him an idea.

"Lil's what can I do to stop Jade slapping me, shouting at me and throwing and swinging things at me. I just don't get it my gifts are great and useful why doesn't she like them?"

Lily felt her eyes grow wide and a small nrevous grin produce from her mouth.

"Well, you could try being a bit more sesative, or try something a bit less you, just some things that are funny not that are...whats the word..."

"I know the word your looking for, its sofistication. She cant handle the fact that I have deeper side to me" Said Sirius.

"Well actually the words I was looking for was something along the lines of pathetic." Lily put it as gently as she could, but Sirius still looked disheartened.

"Look Sirius just start by removing the handcuffs and the life size cut out. Then maybe try someting just a little bit funny and then maybe move onto sensative." Said Lily remembering what had won her over, whether the same would work for Jade or not was another matter.

Sirius thought about it and decided she was right. So off he went. He got his broom and he flew into the girls dormitories.

He used his key and removed the handuffs, he snapped his life size cut out up, it broke his heart...nearly. Jade was still standing in a state of shock unbefitting for someone with anger running through her evey vein. But he had removed it she thought...then she thought no he still deserves a slap.

After dinner, Jade has relaxed, a lot. She was sat with Lily, Lehanna, James, Remus, Peter and Sirius. They all felt absolutely stuffed. The food that night had far exceeded itself. The houseelves it seemed and had to extra lengths to please.

Sirius left a few moments later. He seemed increasingly worried as the the time went on before he left. What surprised the others and alarmed Jade, she just had one of them feeling when she new it had something to do with her.

Sirius came down the stairs and cautiously etered the Gryffinodore common room. You couldnt see Sirius's face for the large plant or small tree depending on how you wanted to look at it. BUt it wasnt an ordinary tree/plant it had different coloured blown up condoms attached to the branches and leaves. But the most bizzar thing was that it was playing music.

'I lovvvvve youuuu...please say you lovvvve meeee toooo, with these words we can-'

Sirius walked over to Jade and gave her the tree. Remus, Peter and James all laughed and applauded. Lehanna and Lily decided to wait until they saw Jades reaction befrore they laughed or incase she turned nasty kept their mouths shut.

Jade didnt utter a word. Sirius stood still with his face screwed up and eyes squeezed tight just in case she tried to slap him. But she didnt.

She laughed!

Sirius couldnt believe his own ears. Then again he had never really trusted them. But if they werent deciving him she was laughing.

"Sirius...haha...you daft...hahahaha..nitwit" and that was all she said, she had even started crying with joy. Lily and Lehanna both found it safe to laugh, what worried them now however was how were they going to get Jade to stop laughing. She had doubled over cluching her stomach and pointing at the plant and then Sirius.

When she had calmed down she picked up the plant and Siriu looked worried again.

"I'm going to put this on my bed side table...absolutely brilliant. You know as strange as this may seem this is one of them really weird presents that i have always wanted" With that she left with a spring in her step for the dormitories.

"Now that is my kind of girl" Said Sirius. The others however seemed to think both Jade and Sirius needed their heads checking. "Lily you were right it seems. I might take your advice more often."

"Stop picking on the Slytherines, stop sneaking out at night, and stop playing as many pranks as you do-"

Sirius interupted Lily. "Well maybe not all your advice just on some of the girly things." Lily smiled and what else would she expect from Sirius.

As the night progressed they each left for bed. Lily lay awake cursing herself for not falling asleep despite how tired she felt. Then again she might have found it desturbing that Jade even now in her sleep had a big grin on her face and would occasionally laugh really loudly or chuckle.

A/N sorry about how late it is and how it ends in an odd way? Anyway i will hopefully update this fanfic soon.