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Summary: Could it be another Bodyswap? I say no more!

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Lister rolled his eyes as the minutes rolled on. Cat was half asleep, and Kryten was staring out into space.

"Ow, smeg, Rimmer. Just play a card." Lister snarled across the table. "I'm getting to it." Rimmer said in a whinny voice. He hummed a tune, then pointed to the card he wanted the Scutter, Perky, to play.

Cat mumbled "Has Alphabet head played yet?" "Yeah"

Kryten looked down at his relatively small pile, and threw 4 red chips into the middle of the table.

"Well, I don't know about goal-post head, but Lister was defiantly bluffin in his last turn; but that had to be an hour ago." Cat yawned.

Lister took another bite of his vindaloo. The others sighed in disgust as curry sauce ran down Lister's cheeks and onto his shirt.

They were having their annual Poker game, and were having fun. Mostly to the fact that they all were dangerously drunk. Some time in the night, the game had shifted from the officer's club to their quarters.

It was like any hangover day, with one exception. The giant lurch of the ship.

Kryten was the first to 'wake up'. He usually was, but he had an uneasy feeling that he had been woken up. Lister was passed out on Rimmer's lower bunk. Rimmer was curled in a corner, and Cat was stretched in a ball in a seat.

As he was coming to his senses, Kryten, and the rest of the crew, were lurched forward. Lister fell with a hollow thump on the ground. The others woke, and Holly's blonde head appeared on the screen in the quarters.

"Guys, something's... moving through the ship! It's coming near you!" Her head suddenly was cut off in mid-sentence. The 4 dwarfers took one look at each other and had the same thought, RUN!

Rimmer was the 1st out (of course), with the Cat, Lister, and Kryten closely behind. Lister looked forward.

Thoughts were rushing through his head, but all were wiped away as he saw Rimmer, a hologram (not being able to touch anything, and if something ran into him, it would go right through) fall as if tripped. Quickly, they all were tripped.

Lister struggled with conciseness.

Lister woke up on his bunk. Was it all a dream? He agreed that it was. He looked down at his pounding leg.

He nearly shrieked when he saw.

He had flair pants on. With a puffed shirt. He only knew one person who would wear such an outfit. He reached for his mirror that he kept under his pillow. His thoughts were confirmed as he stared into the mirror, the Cat's eyes glaring back at him.

Lister madly looked around, trying to find his shipmates. He found his own body on the floor. He watched himself shake his head, as if he was suffering from a hangover. He watched himself blink, then was utterly surprised as he heard Kryten's mechanical voice say, "Where am I?"

He looked down at the body he was in, then looked up in udder shock. Kryten's uneven voice croaked, "Cat?"

Lister spoke and watched Kryten's (well, actually his own) eyes pop open as he said, "Kryten, it's Lister. And What the SMEG am I doing in Cat's body! Is this Rimmer's doing'!"

Kryten shook his head in confusion. Kryten and Lister (Cat and Lister) looked over where the other two crew mates were sprawled on the floor.

Rimmer's eyes blinked open, and Lister/Cat was not surprised to hear Cat's voice coming from Rimmer's mouth. "What? Why am I in SMEGHEAD'S body for!"

Hi! Wink You like it so far! Interesting, no! Don't you feel another 'Bodyswap' coming on!

Thank you for reading! If you buddies want me to, I will write the next chapter!

NOTE: Hi! Sorry, but I wanted to change my BAD, BAD formatting. If you posted something for my story (Thanxz), I took the liberty of posting it here!

startanew 2005-02-28 ch 1, signedhehe, pretty cool!

Hopefully, if you like this one, you will read my other ones!