hahaha i forgot to say that i don't own harry sorry about that but i mean you guys no i dont so i mean what's the dealio huh

OMG this was my third attemot at this darn chapter and its upsetting me writer's block sucks but i mean one of my friends helped me out of it it was sam or eric or somebody i dont know i really dont but anyway i would like to thanks Jamie Eric and Sam (my peeps) who read my stories they are some of the best friends ever in the world and if you don't have friends as great as them i feel rather sorry for you Well that was sappy anyway the mirror of oh bloody hell is updated soon CHAP 3 IS FRICKEN HILARIOUS props to fred (jamie)

Now ont ot the story

Chapter nine

It had been three years since the break up. Hermione and Harry had stayed friends but nothing was the same ever again. Harry was walking to the café that he met his friend at every other day. Harry walked into the café and walked to there usual table.

"Hey guys how are you?"

"Fine!"

"guys I have some news!" Hermione said.

"What is it?"

'probably she finished some book that she was writing or maybe she got promoted or....'

"I'm getting married!" 'or that'

"WHAT?!"

"Settle down Harry"

"I didn't even know you had a boyfriend!" Hermione looked at Harry strangely.

"Where have you been these last three months?"

"you've only been dating him for three months?"

"well four ac..."

"What?!"

"I didn't tell you til we were dating for a month!"

"No I mean you only knew the guy for four months?"

"No I knew the guy for five months we dated for four!"

"Still that's not long!" Harry looked at Ron he was giving him that be happy for her look. (I don't think there is a look like that but it said that) "Congratulations."

That didn't help much but was satisfying enough for her. "Well you guys are meeting him tonight!!!"

"Geez Mione little short notice don't you think?"

"I know Ron but Harry just got back from a mission and this is the only night for a while that Ken can go out for dinner." 'Ken? You've got to be kidding me!'

"Hey Mione?"

"Yes Harry."

"Can I call you Barbie?" Hermione turned towards him and glared.

"I hate you!" Harry started to laugh. (a/n o by the way doesn't Harry like her anymore (yet))

"Um guys I don't get it!"

"Never mind Ron Harry is just being a prat," Harry gasped.

"That hurts." Hermione hit him.

"Anyway I have to go but we are eating at the Bludger tonight at 6:00!"

Hermione got up and left. Harry turned to ron and noticed the shock expression on his face. "Whats up?"

"The bludger is this dance club."

"So?"

"I can't dance!!!!" Harry started laughing. "What you can't either!"

"I beg to differ!" (a/n ok it means I disagree)

"When did you learn to dance?"

"You know those dance clubs I go to like every night are pretty damn helpful!!!"

"I guess that the thousands of women you date teach you?"

"Actually yes!"

"I don't get it how do you get so many girls?"

"Lucky?" Harry gave Ron and innocent look but ron knew better "Ok I just kind of meet them when I'm with other women and I give them a call later. We go on a date I take 'em home then right as we are getting ready to peel each others clothes off I stop! So then they think I'm sensitive word gets out and I then have more girls!!!!"

"Wow! So you have never actually done it?"

"Well I have a few times!"

"Wow you think you would be some sensitive guy after your story!"

"O I am............... to a few!"

"Also I would expect you to wait for love!"

"I don't I have found the right one yet. Yeah well I have to get back to work see ya Ron!" Harry waved good bye and walked out.

'actually Harry you have found the right one she's just getting married to the wrong guy!' Ron thought as he put his money on the table and left.

(a/n so yes Harry is a ladies man but deep down there is a reason he wont do it (and no its not cuz he's gay) all that much but he has only done it like two or three times)

Later that night Harry was getting dressed. He looked through his drawers and his closets until he found something he thought could get a few girls attention. He picked his blue shirt and khaki's. He rolled his sleeves up and looked at himself. 'Good enough' (a/n ok if you see him as I see him you would think he looks hot too especially since they guy I liked wore that outfit when I danced with him and might I say it was AMAZING)

Harry apparated to outside the club and saw Hermione. "Hey Mione!"

"Hey Harry! How are you?"

"Im great and you?"

"Just fine except for the fact that he isn't here yet!"

"Who Ron? He probably is just Nervous about the whole dancing thing!"

"No not ron he's here! But Ken isn't!"

"Oh.... well he still has a few minutes before hes officially late."

"No I told him to be here at 10 til!"

"Oh well why don't we go inside and wait with Ron and Luna?"

"Ok." So they walked inside the club and sat next to Ron and Luna. The four had a conversation until Ken finally showed up at six twenty.

As Ken came over Harry leaned in and said to Hermione "You know how I made that joke about the Barbie?"

"Harry shut up"

"Well he really does look like him."

"Harry I said shut up!" Harry started laughing.

"Harry I still don't get!"

"Later Ron!" Ken came to the table.

"Hello everyone!" 'wow this guy is like really business like you would think he would be pretty boring'

"Hello my name is Ron." Ron stood up and shook the guy's hand.

He smiled and replied "Pleased to meet you Ron I'm Ken."

Ron smiled and Ken turned to Harry and stuck out his hand. "I'm Ken and you are?"

Harry stood and took his hand shook it quick then sat down. "Harry."

Ken then turned to Luna and Ken stared for a minute then stick his hand out. "An who are you?"

"I'm Luna"

"Well you look good Luna" 'O my gods he is flirting and in front of Hermione!'

Ken sat down they ordered ate and again were engaged in a conversation.

"So how did you and Hermione meet?" Luna asked.

"We were both sitting in a club a lot like this and I saw her and asked her to dance."

"Wow some way to meet." Harry murmured but unluckily Hermione heard and hit his leg really hard. Harry turned toward her and she gave him a smile that said I really hope it hurt.

A slow song came on and Luna turned to Ron. "Want to dance?"

"Um..."

"Of course you do!" Luna smiled and pulled him up. They left and the three were left.

"Do you want to dance Ken?"

"Nah I don't feel like it!"

"Ok"

"Hermione why don't you put your hair up more often?" Ken asked.

"Cuz I don't feel like it I mean I kind of like it down!" (a/n her hair is no longer bushy he just wants it up to be more elegant)

"Well I think you should wear it down more often!" Hermione turned to Ken and he just stared.

"Why?"

"I think you would look better!" Hermione looked away so her head was towards Harry and he noticed tears in her eyes but they didn't fall.

"Hermione I'm going to the bathroom I will be back in a bit!"

"Ok." Hermione said barely above a whisper. The next slow song came on and Harry turned to Hermione.

"Would you like to dance?" Hermione looked up at him and smiled. Harry took her out to the floor and pulled her into him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and he put his arms on her waist.

I see the way he treats you,
I feel the tears you cried,
And it makes sad, and it makes mad,
There's nothing I can do baby.
Cause your lover is my best friend,
And I guess that's where the story ends.
So I've gotta try, to keep it inside.
You will never be, never be mine but,

Harry knew this song from all the times he had danced to it with some girl. He started to mouth it to not really any one. Hermione looked up and saw he was singing and smiled. He looked down right as she looked up and smiled.

If I was the one who was loving you, baby.
The only tears you'd cry would be tears of joy.
And if I was by your side,
You'll never know one lonely night
And if it was my arms you were running to,
I'd give you love in these arms of mine.
If I was the one in your life.

Harry was still mouthing the song and felt her looking at him so he looked down and smiled again. "This is a good song"

Hermione smiled "Yeah it is"

If I could have just one wish,
I'd wish that you were mine,
I would hold you near,
Kiss away those tears.
I'd be so good to you baby.
You're the one I want next to me,
But I guess that's just not meant to be.
He's there in your life,
And he's sharing your nights,
It'll never be, never be right.

They kept dancing and Hermione noticed how close Ron and Luna.

If I was the one who was loving you, baby.
The only tears you'd cry would be tears of joy.
And if I was by your side,
You'll never know one lonely night
And if it was my arms you were running to,
I'd give you love in these arms of mine.
If I was the one in your life.

Yeah, baby.
I wanna reach out and view beside me,
Right here beside me, babe.
Take you in my arms right there,
Scream 'I love you' right out loud.
Some day I pray, that I'll find the strength,
To turn to you and say
,

Harry and looked over and Ron and Luna and noticed they were really far apart and then moved together laughing.

"Fourth year style huh Ron?"

"You got it!" The two laughed and turned back to their dancing partners.

If I was the one who was loving you, baby.
The only tears you'd cry would be tears of joy.
And if I was by your side,
You'll never know one lonely night
And if it was my arms you were running to,
I'd give you love in these arms of mine.
If I was the one in your life.

If I was the one who was loving you, baby.
The only tears you'd cry would be tears of joy.
And if I was by your side,
You'll never know one lonely night
And if it was my arms you were running to,
I'd give you love in these arms of mine.
If I was the one in your life.

If I was the one, if I was the one,
In your life.

Harry looked down and smiled "Thanks that was fun"

Hermione smiled and the two walked back to the table (a/n ok that was based off of a true thing. That thing was when I went to my homecoming and the guy I liked was there so I asked if he wanted to dance and we did and so much that happened between them did actually happen yes even the part with Ron!!!! But let me tell you it was amazing.)

Harry and Hermione sat down and were soon followed by Ron and Luna.

"I wonder why Ken isn't back yet!"

"Would you like me to go check up on him?"

"No I'm sure he is fine!"

"Ok" A couple seconds later Ken came back. He sat down and looked at Hermione then at to Harry then back to Hermione. Hermione obviously didn't notice because she started a conversation.

They talked drank and danced a few more times. (a/n when I say they I mean everyone which means Harry found someone to dance with) Harry looked down at his watch and realized it was Ten o'clock.

"Whoa guys I have to go I have to get up early." Harry got up and left.

"So did you have fun dancing with him?" Ken asked.

"Yeah he's my best friend its nice to catch up with him." Hermione said.

"Yeah I'm sure catching up is all you were thinking about!" Ken muttered.

"What Hun?" Hermione turned to Ken.

"Nothing Hermione." Ken watched as Hermione talked to her friend. "Hey let's go!"

"Ok!" Hermione got up put her coat on and the two walked out of the club.

"Crap!!"

"What's wrong Ron?"

"Ken thinks Hermione was thinking things about Harry!"

"Uh oh!"

"I don't trust him though!"

"Me either. But Hermione loves him and we have to support her!"

"Yeah." Ron said but added under his breath "She loves him but she is in love with Harry" (a/n yes Ron is a total hhr ship fan ha-ha yes he is!!!!) b

a/n HAHAHAHAHA I'm done Omg im done with this chapter I EXPECT A HUGE PARTY AT MY HOUSE TOMORROW!!! Any way I hope you like it I really do!! Ok I think there is going to be like a song in like every chapter probably so yeah.