disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. DAMN IT!
authors' note(or should we say warning?): um... just so you know, this was started because boredom and a sugar high. there is almost no plot what so ever and most of it is completely caffeine and or sugar induced insanity. don't let the fact that it is labeled angst confuse you. it's more cruel, demeaning humor to torture our selves with. most of the characters are either OOC or OC, that are OOC. got it? oh yeah, and no one was actually physically harmed in the making of this, physiologically,
they are probably scared for life but almost(this is a key word, so say it with me 'almost') no bodily harm was inflicted upon any one except me (Yukiko) Hikura, and ming. actually every one who put any effort into making this possible got hurt. black eyes, scratches, teeth marks, shoe prints in the face and or ass. yeah lot of people got hurt. but no innocent fluffy bunny's were hurt, and thats what matters, write people?
p.s. oh yeah, forgot to mention that more than one person helped write this so on minute i might be super fucking rich, and the next i might have my ass frozen to the wall. same goes for everyone else. lots of cruel humor and a few inside jokes. if you don't get something, review and tell me what you didn't understand and I'll try (yet another key word people! keep this on in mind too) to answer it for you. 'kay? 'kay. now on with the insanity! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
the creepy snow freak, Minzuno Yukiko, signing off.
p.p.s. oh yeah, also, family names come before peoples names. just so you know.
yes, now I'm finally done! on with the prologue!
(theres a spread sheet thats supposed to go here. email me if you want it.)
Kakashi shook his head and handed the paper back to Dr. Tsunade.
"All kids?" he asked in disbelief
Dr. Tsunade nodded her head sadly.
"I'm afraid so," she said "the first six on the list are being brought in any minute know and the others are all here in the game room. You are going to have your hands full for the next few days, due to Dr. Orochimaru's vacation but he should be back soon."
Dr. Kakashi nodded and opened his mouth to say something but he was cut off by a shrill screech and the sound of running.
"Nani?" he asked
Dr. Tsunade shrugged her shoulders.
"Most likely your new patients." she said sounding surprisingly unconcerned "Happens a lot when we get new one's, especially with the girls. Jiriya probably felt her up or something."
Dr. Kakashi nodded and put his arm out as something blue ran past. It ran into his arm and felt back as a tall man came behind them, followed by three other men and five kids. Minzuno Yukiko rubbed her head and looked up to see Dr. Kakashi looking down at her.
"Kuso..." she said as she stood up and tried once again to run, but Kakashi grabbed the back of her hoodie.
"Arigato, Dr. Kakashi." said Jiriya as he took the girl from him and threw her to one of the other guards, by the name of Kabuto. Yukiko snarled and tried to bite his hand.
"Yukiko, mesume, give it a rest already." said the other girl who was under Kabuto's care.
Yukiko hung her head.
"G..gomen, Xai-sempi." she whispered in her quiet voice
Xai rolled her eyes towards the ceiling.
"What's wrong Jiriya? having trouble taking care of this girl?" asked Dr. Tsunade "A tiny gaki shojo like her should be easy to handle for a strong guard like you, iie?"
The old pervert felt his face turn red.
"Hey! She's insane! She's the worst we've had yet! Be careful with this one doctor, she's trouble."
Behind him Yukiko scowled.
"That enough Jiriya." said Dr.Kakashi "Tsunade-san, I don't have anyone for another half hour. May I take these ones to their rooms?"
"Hai, doctor," said Tsunade "but please be quick about it. You have the Uzumaki kid next and he's quite a hand full."
Kakashi nodded and Dr.Tsunade handed him a clipboard and some keys.
"You'll want to look over these before you see Naruto-kun, and take these," she pointed to the five girls and the boy behind her "threw the back room."
"Hai, Dr.Tsunade-san." said Kakashi
With that he turned and led the others down the hall and through the double doors to their rooms.
Yukiko's note: Okay thats the prologue. I wrote all of this one. Don't I rock? Yes I do and don't you say other wise. oh god I'm acting like a prep. Well any way, if you really liked this, review and add me to your author alert lists. If you didn't like it but think it might get interesting, review and add me to your A. A. list too. If you think it totally sucked and think it should burn for eternity in hell, keep your fucking comments to your self and add me to your friken' A. A. list anyway. And if you leave your email i can email you the spreed sheet with their M D's on it and I'll send you pictures of our characters too! R R please! oh yeah, and don't go bitchen' at me about bad grammar. I don't give a crap about grammar!