Who: Well I should update this for the few people that are reading it. I've just been so busy.
Hiei: why do you insist on writing on this insane story.
Who: Cause I'm gonna do something really funny in the next chapter.
Koenma: (appearing out of nowhere floating on a cloud) I'd prefer not to be made a fool of. You have the prince of spirit world upset with you, and let me tell you now miss that's not a good thing.
Who: It's just a story for the love of… Never mind. I'm writing it for fun and entertainment.
Hiei and Koenma: We are not amused.
Koenma: You know I get into so few of these stories and then I have to be insulted like this. I don't want to be called Koenmie.
Who: Can I write one measly fic without having my life threatened.
Hiei: Not as long as they involve me.
Koenma: You're not exactly on my good side either.
Who: (sigh) I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
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"Koenma, Sir, what is the matter with you?" Said Botan worriedly, as she slowly lowered Koenma's body downward. "Come on Koenma" Botan pleaded she gave Koenma another rough shake. "Why won't you wake up?" Inquired Botan, posing her question to the surrounding air.
"Koenma sir please wake up!!" Botan becoming desperate gave Koenma's body yet another violent shake.
"Botan. What are you doing to me?" Said Koenma. Each word was followed by a brief pause as he spoke in between being shaken. Botan blushed and stopped shaking the pint sized prince. A large smile spread across her face as she embraced the prince tightly. Tears of relief slid from her eyes.
"Oh Koemna, Sir you're alright."
"Of course. I'm alright." Said Koenma his voice sounding strained as he was held captive in a hug that was much too tight. "At least I will be if you'd stop suffocating me." Said Koenma, squirming in Botan's far to tight embrace. Botan gave an embarrassed smile and lowered Koenma so that he was standing on his desk.
Koenma took in a deep breath and fixed his hat, which had shifted out of place. "Botan what's gotten into you."
"I'm sorry Sir, I was just so relieved. You see you had paralyzed or something and you wouldn't answer me you just sat there with this strange look on your face." Botan imitated Koenma's dazed and far off look as best she could. Koemna only raised his eyebrow at her and gave her a look that questioned her sanity.
"Well I certainly don't know what you're talking about, but sense I appear to be fine I guess you can go now."
"Are you sure you're alright?" Said Botan she looked at Koenma still very concerned.
"Yes, Yes. I'm fine." Said Koenma sounding just slightly annoyed. Botan gave a sigh but seemed satisfied with Koenma's answer, once her mind was clear of concern Botan had a sudden realization.
"Koenma, Sir. Your all wet." Said Botan making light of the fact that there was moisture on her Kimono where she had held Koenma at.
"Strange." Said Koenma as if finding out that he was soaking wet was news to him. "Must've spilled some water on myself. Nothing to worry about Botan. I'll be fine." Said Koenma waving Botan away.
Botan was unsatisfied with the pint sized prince's but there wasn't much she could do. "Alright." Said Botan rather skeptically turning around to leave. "Oh by the way Sir." Said Botan turning around. "Who on earth is, Koenmie?"
(Elsewhere)
Delilah slowly walked around Xeavian's house, the grand tour didn't interest her in the least though she continued to smile and pretend she was somewhat intrigued. The two girls ended up in the kitchen.
"Would you like something to drink, a soda or something?" Said Xeavian rather excitedly, fixing her glasses and smiling at her new friend.
"No thank you." Said Delilah politely, though there was definitely a slight hint of disinterest in her voice. Delilah turned so that Xeavain wouldn't see her let out a bored yawn. Xeavain, being the science nut that she was began to drone on about her many experiments and scientific achievements.
Delilah sat twirling a strand of her hair in her fingers, focusing rather intently on it too.
"But I'm really into natural science, I really want to go into something like botany." Said Xeavain, all in one breath.
At the word botany (A/N. in case you don't know it's the study of plants) Delilah perked up rather considerably. She smiled and looked at Xeavian.
"Speaking of which, why don't you show me that plant you were talking about the one that grows in your back yard."
"Um, okay."
The plant itself didn't look out of the ordinary, or like anything beyond that of a common placed weed. Nothing strange the leaves and steams were a blue-green color. More blue than green. Then in the place where one would expect to see petals, were little fuchsia bulbs. That looked as if they were ready to open up and expose some petals.
Delilah let out a small gasp that went undetected by Xeavian. "I know, right now they don't look like anything special. But at night when they open up, the blossoms are just well, beautiful. (A/N. just a bit of info. There are flowers that only open up, I can't remember what they call the flowers nor do I care to. But still it's pretty interesting, well that's it for my walk down botany lane.)
"The petals are a shade of fuchsia, just as the bulbs are." Xeavain, kneeled down and pointed at one of the bulbs. "Well at least around the edges as it goes to the center the color becomes considerably darker, oh and the smell. They look there best during the nights with full moons. In my opinion anyway." Xeavain, continued to speak going into excruciating detail with all that she had observed with the flower, and for the first time Delilah was actually interested in the conversation.
"And they only grow here?" Inquires Delilah, a wide smile on her face as she eyed the plant.
"Well as far as I can tell." Said Xeavian, she looked at the flower pensively. "Not that I'm saying the flower id only indigenous to my backyard. But, I do know that it's rare. I don't even know the name of it. If it even has a name. Perhaps it's a new breed the mutated to adapt to this climate. As far as I can tell it's related to some…"
"The Amorous." Said Delilah quietly she kneeled down and lightly touched one of the pods, which seemed to perk up from her touch. Now by this time Xeavian was standing over Delilah she had quieted her ramblings and was looking at Delilah with questioning eyes.
Feeling Xeavian's gaze on her Delilah looked up and gave an innocent smile. "Oh I just think that, that would be a good name, you know if you want to name it."
"But way call it the amorous?"
"Because." Delilah voice became softer like she was drifting off in thought or something. "I fell in love with it the moment I laid eyes on it." Delilah looked at the flowers in the way a mother would look at her new born child. Delilah's hand once again touched one of the plants and the small group of flowers seemed to lean toward her.
"Alright. That name would work." Said Xeavian with a light hearted smile, thought she seemed somewhat skeptical. Delilah whispered something to the flowers, that went undetected by Xeavian's ears. The with a nod Delilah rose. She smiled at Xeavian and clasped her hands together behind her back.
"Oh, Xeavian I was wondering do you think that I could have some more of the potion, I mean liquid that you gave me before. I've found a wonderful use for it." Delilah said with a cynical smile.
(elsewhere)
"I've been trying to find out what could be making Hiei act the way he has been." Said Kurama to Yusuke and Kuwabara, as they listened in. "He spoke of pink rain clouds the other night. Then it rained that afternoon."
"Yeah so. What's wrong with a little rain?" Asked Kuwabara.
"Well I'm not all that certain that it is just normal rain. What really worries me though, is that there is a distinct possibility that we could end up just like Hiei."
"What just because of a little April Showers?" Said Yusuke.
"It's more serious than that Yusuke. There might be some type of enchantment in the rain water, in the pink clouds oat least."
"What so you think Delilah found some way to control clouds and fill them with a love potion and it's affecting Hiei." Yusuke said half not believing what he said.
"Yes as unbelievable as it sounds I believe something like that occurred. Whether or not Delilah is behind it still isn't certain but I suppose as of now she is the only suspect."
"Why's the pretty girl have to be evil?" Asked Kuwabara with a forlorn look on his face.
"Well with Hiei acting the way he has. I guess love potions, and mind control are believable explanations." Said Yusuke. "That would explain a few things."
"Why do you three insist and thinking that there is something wrong with me?" Said Hiei's voice from the shadows behind the three boys. Kuwabara gave a small frightened squeak.
"Oh it's just the shrimp." Said Kuwabara all the same he took in a deep breath, and lightly taped on his chest.
"Oh come on Hiei you know that you never act all lovey-dovey." Said Yusuke looking at Hiei.
Hiei looked at Yusuke his eyebrow slightly raised. "What are you talking about detective?" Said Hiei his voice demanding answers.
"Do you mean to say you don't remember?" Asked Kurama.
"Remember what, fox? What am I missing and why do the three of you seem to think I'm acting strangely."
Kurama opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted, by a beeping sound. Yusuke quickly pulled out his communicator. There on the screen was a very worried looking Botan.
"You guys we have an emergency." Said Botan a tone of urgency in her voice. "The spirit world vaults they're being raided. Get here as fast as you can." Said Botan, before he face was quickly replaced by that of Koenma's.
Koenma gave a nervous laugh, "Sill Botan, there is absolutely nothing wrong." Said Koenma in a voice that won him a very skeptical look from Kurama. "Everything is just fine, you can relax. Botan's just not feeling herself." Said Koenma gesturing that Botan was crazy.
"What are you talking about, Sir?" Botan said Nearly shouting, as she appeared on the screen where she could be seen angrily holding Koenma by the collar of his shirt. Botan looked down at Koenma menacingly.
"Me crazy? You're the one being robbed blind." Botan pointed in a direction off screen somewhere. "And you don't even want to do anything about it." Koenma looked away from Botan and face toward the screen and gave a sheepish smile.
"There absolutely nothing wrong." Said Koenma his voice sounded nervous.
"Why are you lying." Botan gave Koenma a violent shake. "Do you want some demon to run off with all those important artifacts?"
"I order you four to stay put." Said Koenma allowing his voice to sound commanding.
"You're the one not acting yourself." Said Botan still holding Koenma by the collar she faced the screen. "You guys had better get her pronto, and stop that thief!" Said Botan her voice was shrill demanding, and filled with anger. Botan's eyes seemed to command that her orders be followed. By this point Koenma's face didn't even appear on the screen anymore. There was only Botan's angry and demanding eyes.
"Don't hurt her." Came Koenma's voice, sounding meek and a little frightened. Then the communicator went black, leaving four very confused spirit detectives to ponder just what course of action they should take.
"Okay is it me or is everyone starting to act really weird all of a sudden?" Said Yusuke he shot a quick glance in Hiei's direction.
"So, uh should we stay, or are we gonna go?" Asked Kuwabara.
"Well Botan isn't one to joke about serious things like this." Said Kurama.
"Yeah, but the toddler said that there was nothing to worry about." Said Yusuke.
"Well it's obvious one of them wasn't telling the truth." Said Hiei, in a point blank manner.
"It might be best if we check it out just to be safe, if the vaults of Spirit World are truly being raided then their could be trouble." Said Kurama.
"Right." Said Yusuke and with a nod the four detectives were on their way.
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Who: Whew, that was exhausting but much to the chagrin of my two guests I've done yet another chapter.
Koenma: Why must you continue to mention the Koenmie thing?
Who: It's funny.
Hiei: Hn.
Koenma: Hey at least you were in character for this chapter.
Who: He won't be for the next chapter (Laughs manically)
Hiei: I promise you a slow and painfully death.
Who: (Stops laughing, and starts pouting) That'd so cruel.
Koenma: Normally I'd say that you can't kill humans, Hiei. But I think I'll make an exception.
Who: Laterz. (Takes off)
Hiei: why do you insist on writing on this insane story.
Who: Cause I'm gonna do something really funny in the next chapter.
Koenma: (appearing out of nowhere floating on a cloud) I'd prefer not to be made a fool of. You have the prince of spirit world upset with you, and let me tell you now miss that's not a good thing.
Who: It's just a story for the love of… Never mind. I'm writing it for fun and entertainment.
Hiei and Koenma: We are not amused.
Koenma: You know I get into so few of these stories and then I have to be insulted like this. I don't want to be called Koenmie.
Who: Can I write one measly fic without having my life threatened.
Hiei: Not as long as they involve me.
Koenma: You're not exactly on my good side either.
Who: (sigh) I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
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"Koenma, Sir, what is the matter with you?" Said Botan worriedly, as she slowly lowered Koenma's body downward. "Come on Koenma" Botan pleaded she gave Koenma another rough shake. "Why won't you wake up?" Inquired Botan, posing her question to the surrounding air.
"Koenma sir please wake up!!" Botan becoming desperate gave Koenma's body yet another violent shake.
"Botan. What are you doing to me?" Said Koenma. Each word was followed by a brief pause as he spoke in between being shaken. Botan blushed and stopped shaking the pint sized prince. A large smile spread across her face as she embraced the prince tightly. Tears of relief slid from her eyes.
"Oh Koemna, Sir you're alright."
"Of course. I'm alright." Said Koenma his voice sounding strained as he was held captive in a hug that was much too tight. "At least I will be if you'd stop suffocating me." Said Koenma, squirming in Botan's far to tight embrace. Botan gave an embarrassed smile and lowered Koenma so that he was standing on his desk.
Koenma took in a deep breath and fixed his hat, which had shifted out of place. "Botan what's gotten into you."
"I'm sorry Sir, I was just so relieved. You see you had paralyzed or something and you wouldn't answer me you just sat there with this strange look on your face." Botan imitated Koenma's dazed and far off look as best she could. Koemna only raised his eyebrow at her and gave her a look that questioned her sanity.
"Well I certainly don't know what you're talking about, but sense I appear to be fine I guess you can go now."
"Are you sure you're alright?" Said Botan she looked at Koenma still very concerned.
"Yes, Yes. I'm fine." Said Koenma sounding just slightly annoyed. Botan gave a sigh but seemed satisfied with Koenma's answer, once her mind was clear of concern Botan had a sudden realization.
"Koenma, Sir. Your all wet." Said Botan making light of the fact that there was moisture on her Kimono where she had held Koenma at.
"Strange." Said Koenma as if finding out that he was soaking wet was news to him. "Must've spilled some water on myself. Nothing to worry about Botan. I'll be fine." Said Koenma waving Botan away.
Botan was unsatisfied with the pint sized prince's but there wasn't much she could do. "Alright." Said Botan rather skeptically turning around to leave. "Oh by the way Sir." Said Botan turning around. "Who on earth is, Koenmie?"
(Elsewhere)
Delilah slowly walked around Xeavian's house, the grand tour didn't interest her in the least though she continued to smile and pretend she was somewhat intrigued. The two girls ended up in the kitchen.
"Would you like something to drink, a soda or something?" Said Xeavian rather excitedly, fixing her glasses and smiling at her new friend.
"No thank you." Said Delilah politely, though there was definitely a slight hint of disinterest in her voice. Delilah turned so that Xeavain wouldn't see her let out a bored yawn. Xeavain, being the science nut that she was began to drone on about her many experiments and scientific achievements.
Delilah sat twirling a strand of her hair in her fingers, focusing rather intently on it too.
"But I'm really into natural science, I really want to go into something like botany." Said Xeavain, all in one breath.
At the word botany (A/N. in case you don't know it's the study of plants) Delilah perked up rather considerably. She smiled and looked at Xeavian.
"Speaking of which, why don't you show me that plant you were talking about the one that grows in your back yard."
"Um, okay."
The plant itself didn't look out of the ordinary, or like anything beyond that of a common placed weed. Nothing strange the leaves and steams were a blue-green color. More blue than green. Then in the place where one would expect to see petals, were little fuchsia bulbs. That looked as if they were ready to open up and expose some petals.
Delilah let out a small gasp that went undetected by Xeavian. "I know, right now they don't look like anything special. But at night when they open up, the blossoms are just well, beautiful. (A/N. just a bit of info. There are flowers that only open up, I can't remember what they call the flowers nor do I care to. But still it's pretty interesting, well that's it for my walk down botany lane.)
"The petals are a shade of fuchsia, just as the bulbs are." Xeavain, kneeled down and pointed at one of the bulbs. "Well at least around the edges as it goes to the center the color becomes considerably darker, oh and the smell. They look there best during the nights with full moons. In my opinion anyway." Xeavain, continued to speak going into excruciating detail with all that she had observed with the flower, and for the first time Delilah was actually interested in the conversation.
"And they only grow here?" Inquires Delilah, a wide smile on her face as she eyed the plant.
"Well as far as I can tell." Said Xeavian, she looked at the flower pensively. "Not that I'm saying the flower id only indigenous to my backyard. But, I do know that it's rare. I don't even know the name of it. If it even has a name. Perhaps it's a new breed the mutated to adapt to this climate. As far as I can tell it's related to some…"
"The Amorous." Said Delilah quietly she kneeled down and lightly touched one of the pods, which seemed to perk up from her touch. Now by this time Xeavian was standing over Delilah she had quieted her ramblings and was looking at Delilah with questioning eyes.
Feeling Xeavian's gaze on her Delilah looked up and gave an innocent smile. "Oh I just think that, that would be a good name, you know if you want to name it."
"But way call it the amorous?"
"Because." Delilah voice became softer like she was drifting off in thought or something. "I fell in love with it the moment I laid eyes on it." Delilah looked at the flowers in the way a mother would look at her new born child. Delilah's hand once again touched one of the plants and the small group of flowers seemed to lean toward her.
"Alright. That name would work." Said Xeavian with a light hearted smile, thought she seemed somewhat skeptical. Delilah whispered something to the flowers, that went undetected by Xeavian's ears. The with a nod Delilah rose. She smiled at Xeavian and clasped her hands together behind her back.
"Oh, Xeavian I was wondering do you think that I could have some more of the potion, I mean liquid that you gave me before. I've found a wonderful use for it." Delilah said with a cynical smile.
(elsewhere)
"I've been trying to find out what could be making Hiei act the way he has been." Said Kurama to Yusuke and Kuwabara, as they listened in. "He spoke of pink rain clouds the other night. Then it rained that afternoon."
"Yeah so. What's wrong with a little rain?" Asked Kuwabara.
"Well I'm not all that certain that it is just normal rain. What really worries me though, is that there is a distinct possibility that we could end up just like Hiei."
"What just because of a little April Showers?" Said Yusuke.
"It's more serious than that Yusuke. There might be some type of enchantment in the rain water, in the pink clouds oat least."
"What so you think Delilah found some way to control clouds and fill them with a love potion and it's affecting Hiei." Yusuke said half not believing what he said.
"Yes as unbelievable as it sounds I believe something like that occurred. Whether or not Delilah is behind it still isn't certain but I suppose as of now she is the only suspect."
"Why's the pretty girl have to be evil?" Asked Kuwabara with a forlorn look on his face.
"Well with Hiei acting the way he has. I guess love potions, and mind control are believable explanations." Said Yusuke. "That would explain a few things."
"Why do you three insist and thinking that there is something wrong with me?" Said Hiei's voice from the shadows behind the three boys. Kuwabara gave a small frightened squeak.
"Oh it's just the shrimp." Said Kuwabara all the same he took in a deep breath, and lightly taped on his chest.
"Oh come on Hiei you know that you never act all lovey-dovey." Said Yusuke looking at Hiei.
Hiei looked at Yusuke his eyebrow slightly raised. "What are you talking about detective?" Said Hiei his voice demanding answers.
"Do you mean to say you don't remember?" Asked Kurama.
"Remember what, fox? What am I missing and why do the three of you seem to think I'm acting strangely."
Kurama opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted, by a beeping sound. Yusuke quickly pulled out his communicator. There on the screen was a very worried looking Botan.
"You guys we have an emergency." Said Botan a tone of urgency in her voice. "The spirit world vaults they're being raided. Get here as fast as you can." Said Botan, before he face was quickly replaced by that of Koenma's.
Koenma gave a nervous laugh, "Sill Botan, there is absolutely nothing wrong." Said Koenma in a voice that won him a very skeptical look from Kurama. "Everything is just fine, you can relax. Botan's just not feeling herself." Said Koenma gesturing that Botan was crazy.
"What are you talking about, Sir?" Botan said Nearly shouting, as she appeared on the screen where she could be seen angrily holding Koenma by the collar of his shirt. Botan looked down at Koenma menacingly.
"Me crazy? You're the one being robbed blind." Botan pointed in a direction off screen somewhere. "And you don't even want to do anything about it." Koenma looked away from Botan and face toward the screen and gave a sheepish smile.
"There absolutely nothing wrong." Said Koenma his voice sounded nervous.
"Why are you lying." Botan gave Koenma a violent shake. "Do you want some demon to run off with all those important artifacts?"
"I order you four to stay put." Said Koenma allowing his voice to sound commanding.
"You're the one not acting yourself." Said Botan still holding Koenma by the collar she faced the screen. "You guys had better get her pronto, and stop that thief!" Said Botan her voice was shrill demanding, and filled with anger. Botan's eyes seemed to command that her orders be followed. By this point Koenma's face didn't even appear on the screen anymore. There was only Botan's angry and demanding eyes.
"Don't hurt her." Came Koenma's voice, sounding meek and a little frightened. Then the communicator went black, leaving four very confused spirit detectives to ponder just what course of action they should take.
"Okay is it me or is everyone starting to act really weird all of a sudden?" Said Yusuke he shot a quick glance in Hiei's direction.
"So, uh should we stay, or are we gonna go?" Asked Kuwabara.
"Well Botan isn't one to joke about serious things like this." Said Kurama.
"Yeah, but the toddler said that there was nothing to worry about." Said Yusuke.
"Well it's obvious one of them wasn't telling the truth." Said Hiei, in a point blank manner.
"It might be best if we check it out just to be safe, if the vaults of Spirit World are truly being raided then their could be trouble." Said Kurama.
"Right." Said Yusuke and with a nod the four detectives were on their way.
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Who: Whew, that was exhausting but much to the chagrin of my two guests I've done yet another chapter.
Koenma: Why must you continue to mention the Koenmie thing?
Who: It's funny.
Hiei: Hn.
Koenma: Hey at least you were in character for this chapter.
Who: He won't be for the next chapter (Laughs manically)
Hiei: I promise you a slow and painfully death.
Who: (Stops laughing, and starts pouting) That'd so cruel.
Koenma: Normally I'd say that you can't kill humans, Hiei. But I think I'll make an exception.
Who: Laterz. (Takes off)