Johnny and Dally were coming back from the movies; it was one of those beach movies. When they were walking by the saw an ugly girl appear from the lot… It was Ponyboy. "Uh, hey Ponyboy…what are you doing?" Johnny asked nervously. Dally cocked one eyebrow at Ponyboy "Ponyboy, why is that guy asking for you?" Ponyboy looked around. "Don't worry about it, its fine! God."
When they got home, Ponyboy immediately ran to the bathroom claiming it to be that time of the month for him. Johnny and Dally just looked at each other and blamed it on Darry. Darry never really fit in on account of his ugly face. Ponyboy definitely took after Darry. "Hey Johnny, do you want to get outta this queer house? Seriously man, there's queers everywhere. It's makin, makin; my stomach sick." "Yeah man, sometimes when I look at Ponyboy for too long it does that to me too.."
Dally and Johnny left eagerly hoping that the queerness of the house didn't affect them. They also hoped that Ponyboy didn't see them, he was a tag along and he and Dally and Johnny were too cool for him. As they were walking down the street Dally stopped and held his hand out as if to say, stop. "Listen" he said. Johnny heard it too. There was a howling sound coming from Dominion. They looked in. It was Steve, he found out he got a discount on chocolate cake. He was very happy. "Hey Steve, Ponyboy was looking for you at his house… it was urgent" Johnny said looking around. As Steve left the cake store, Dally smiled and said, "sucker" because they both hated Steve and he left his coupons on the table. " More cake for me" they both said in unison. Dally then turned to Johnny as if to say "a fight to the death", but Johnny was the Karate Kid, so he didn't stand a chance. Unless Dally had a blade. "Hey Dallas, why don't we invite Ponyboy over?" Dally was shocked. "Ew why?" Johnny smiled one of his evil smiles and you knew he had a plan. "We can gang beat him… tonight." Dally smiled "good call"
Johnny and Dally invited everyone from the gang to come and celebrate the gang beating…almost everyone showed. Even soda! But two-bit didn't…I wonder why? Ponyboy finally showed up and they all circled around him. You could see the fear in Pony's eyes and could smell the feces in his underwear…or pants...I'm not sure if he was wearing underwear…he could've been wearing a thong. Steve bought him a thong, ass-less chaps, and a whip last year for his birthday. I think that Steve is anxiously waiting for Pony to turn of legal age. Pony turned to Soda "Soda, why do you like Gang beatings?" soda looked confused and Johnny came to his rescue "Take him down" he said. "Down to china town" Steve said. Everyone looked at Steve and decided he should not be part of the rumble. After all, he had just got a manicure and didn't want to ruin it. Then everyone was happy because Ponyboy had broken his leg and needed a wheelchair. Dally and Johnny was as happy as ever.
Johnny and Dally decided they better go to the hospital to check on Ponyboy just to make sure he was dead.