Convictparody song!, a lost fanfic

Convict

Sung by Jack, to the tune of Bad Girl by Usher

By: Lostgurl Co-written by: PinkPinker

(Sho nuff
Shawty
What it do?
Oooooooh
Pimpin', oh boy
uh)

What y'all know about a convict?
Fresh outta the court of law
By her own lawyer

Look guys, I'm getting lonely

Who wouldn't?
I hear ya sayin (convict)
I need a convict

If you're a convict

Everybody, when you see me,

Act like you know me well

I keep a dolla worth of dimes

You know doctoring ain't easy

For all the ladies on the beach
Who know how to survive

If you're a convict

Get at me convict

Chorus

Ooh, help me baby,
Stitching up my wound. (while I count to 5)
I'm ready to be bad
I need a convict (say yeah)
Get at me convict
One sexy lady is
Coming to my cave tonight,
I'm ready to be bad
I need a convict

Get at me convict

Now I've seen alotta broads,
All on the operating table

Everyone just a patient but
Take a look at my dame (my dame)
Fo' sho', she's already killed a guy

There ain't much more I can say but

Sawyer wants her too
I need a convict

Get at me convict

Get on thou' on the beach now,
She needs a drink on flo' now,
Look at Kate picking mangos,
Making faces while she (doin it)

Oh, I want to take her to my cave,
But Sawyer wants her too,

If you're a convict,
Get at me convict

Chorus

Imma get me one of Kate

Oh, oh, oh oh,
Get at me convict!
Imma get me one of Kate

Imma get me one of Kate

Oh, oh, oh
Get at me convict

If you're lonely,
I got what you're lookin for
Come see me in the V.I.P cave
It's very necessary,
To be that kinda girl for me,
If you are, then baby come
Let's leave.

Chorus

Imma get me one of Kate

Oh, oh, oh oh,
Get at me convict!
Imma get me one of Kate

Imma get me one of Kate

Oh, oh, oh
Get at me convict