"...The beginning of the end!" Yes, it was a pitiful scene, as the preps huddled in fear of the shadowy figures. But then, one of them stepped forward. "This is becoming tiresome. I'm sure our boss wouldn't mind if we spiced things up a bit." He said, with an air of annoyance in his tone of voice "I'm willing to put some sport into this, if you would oblige me so as to listen to my proposition." The preps leaned forward, eager for a chance to escape death. "If one of you can best me in a test of swordsmanship, we shall perhaps think of making arrangements to stop all this carnage." This line was delivered by the second hooded figure, who had a more feminine sounding voice. "Alright, I'll rise to your challenge!" Said an eager and overconfident prep. "I'll use the fencing saber I got when my military academy thanked me for the donation my parents gave. I'm rich, you know." The second hooded figure, quite pissed off by this remark, stepped forward. "fine, use your fencing saber," she said "But if you have no skills with it, it can easily be surpassed by a simple..." a sporknf appeared in her hand. "...Sporknf." The prep laughed. For some reason, he thought this was funny. "Let's begin," said the hooded figure. "the first test shall be a classic. You must shuffle a deck of simple playing cards, along with one sheet of gold foil. The object is to throw the cards into the air and stab your sword through the ace of hearts and the foil before any cards hit the ground. I believe you're up first." The prep walked up nervously. Suddenly, a buzzer sounded, and the cards were shot into the air. The prep waved his sword around like a baseball bat, and managed to hit the two of clubs, the 4 of spades, and even the nine of hearts. But he failed. "Let me show you how a pro does it, you inferior." She used the word inferior in a mocking tone. The prep didn't get the hint. The buzzer sounded. There was a flash, but there were no cards in the air. All eyes were drawn to the tip of the sporknf, where the whole deck was impaled. "Ahhh, but that's not all," she said, with a hint of pride in her voice. She flipped through the cards. Every card was in order, and in suit. And the piece of gold foil was first, followed by the ace of hearts, and so on. And every card was stuck straight through the middle, lined up perfectly with one another. It was truly a spectacle to behold. "I guess you couldn't have helped but lose to the legendary prep slayer!" She removed her hood. It was none other than Xelkitti, the prep slayer. There was a stunned silence in the crowd, until Xelkitti broke the silence, by saying "Now, on to round two."