Mwahahaha. I laughed at it. Anyways. Xelkitti took out what looked like three decks of cards wrapped into one. They looked brand new, they even smelled like the store. "You should be honored," she smiled, "I got these cards especially for this occasion!" "Wow!" exclaimed a stupid prep. "Yeah," she grinned, "I wouldn't want to have to burn my good cards because they were contaminated with preppiness." The preps grumbled, but didn't dare say anything in retaliation. "On second thought, wasting five bucks just for a game isn't worth it." She tucked the cards away. The preps sighed in collective relief. 'Verath' frowned, "Hurry up," he said, "Make up your fucking mind already! We wouldn't want our master to become impatient." "Okay okay," Xelkitti said, "I challenge you, to DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!" "WHAT?!" the preps screeched. Xelkitti ignored them. Bright lights flashed, and when they dissipated, an ultra-high-tech DDR stood in front of them. The entire thing was decorated with blacklights that cast the smoooth, sleek white surface in an eery blue glow. The preps looked at it in awe. Xelkitti grinned, this was going to be fun! She did a flip and landed dramatically at the head of the machine. "Okay, listen up," commanded, "One prep step up to the challenge. If you guys win, there's a tie-breaker. If you guys lose, you all die very slowly and painfully and bloodily and sadistically and agonizingly and-" "We get the picture," 'Verath' interrupted. "I'll do it," said a jock prep. "Okie dokies!" said Xelkitti, happily, "I'll go first." She slid off the head and onto the dance floor. She selected a song called 'Busy Busy'. "This is all Para Para," she explained. The preps looked at her blankly. "Japanese pop music." Suddenly the music started blasting. 'Busy busy ya ya BOOM!' The preps must have jumped three feet in the air. Mostly because of the volume of the music, and secondly because it was so...happy. It sounded nothing like their prep pop music though. It was weeeird... Xelkitti, however, was moving through the complex steps with ease, she was even doing the hand movements, which weren't required.

yare yare *yawns* gtg. Homework calls...