The prep stared at Xelkitti with amazement. How the hell was he gonna do
this? He only knew preppy dances, like when you got together with a preppie
girl, held her close, and shifted your weight from foot to foot. Ahhh, now
that was dancing, thought the prep. "Hurry up, dumbass!" shouted Verath,
while pushing the prep onto a dance mat pad thing. The prep tried to move
and hit the buttons correctly, but he kept falling down. "That gives me an
idea!" thought the prep. He began to jump up and fall on his stomach
wildly. "If I just keep doing this, It's bound to set off the right button
some time!" He thought he was so smart! "Hey!" shouted Xelkitti "Stop
dishonoring dance dance revolution! Stop the music!" The music stopped.
Everyone looked around. The prep began sweating. Alot. "For your crimes, I
challenge you to......" Xelkitti looked around menacingly. "Death Death
Revolution!" Them entire floor was now a dance pad, and african american
death metal country music accompanied by a banjo accordian bagpipe trio
played. Everyone winced and ground their teeth. Everyone except for Verath
and Xelkitti. "I kind of like it." said Verath, obviously lying. "it has a
certain african american charm. Or maybe that's death metal. Or a country
charm. Or some kind of charm brought around by three horrible instruments."
"yeah yeah yeah..." said Xelkitti, eager to begin. "Now, the way this is
played is essentially the same as dance dance revolution. However, you are
free to move to a different dance pad. The floors covered with em anyway.
But now, we'll be hitting the buttons, and beating the crap out of each
other. Whoever dies first, whether it be from too many hits or this
annoying music, or steps off of the dance floor, loses." She looked at the
prep. He wasn't so confident now. "So, let's begin!" The music got louder,
and they began to dance. It was quite difficult for the prep at first, but
when he started to get a hang of it, Xelkitti knocked him on his ass. "This
is so beautiful...." said Verath, with a tear in his eye. "the fluency, the
motion, all to a steady rhythm. Well, on Xelkiti's part, anyway." He looked
back, just in time to see the prep get shot into a wall. Xelkitti was now
using the dance pads on the walls to launch herself back and forth. the
prep didn't have much longer. "My ears! my face! My ears! My leg!" The prep
didn't know which body part to complain about the most, but his ears were
probably causing him the most pain. "Yawn... this is getting boring." Said
Xelkitti. She snapped her fingers. "Now, when you make a wrong step, or
miss a step, a giant iron ball will come out of the ground and pulverize
you." xelkitti was not in the least bit worried, and even increased the
speed of the music. It now looked like the prep was trying to break dance.
When an iron ball hit, he would just fall back down, miss another step, and
get whacked in the air again. Then Verath remembered something. As fun as
this was, he wanted to have more fun with a tie breaker. The word "tie"
didn't seem to apply to this situation. So, thinking quickly, he grasped
the prep's feet, and using him as a pogo stick, pressed the right buttons
with the preps head. He bounced over to Xelkitti, and explained his plan.
He then abruptly punched her, sending her flying off of the dance floor.
"Sorry!" he shouted, as Xelkitti blasted into a group of preps, turning
some of them into splatter art on the wall. It was unbelievable! However,
the prep had not won. He had died of several reasons, all too obvious by
the gray and red spatter left on the dance pads. However, this is what he
had planned. "Now the prep won't look better than Xelkitti at this, and
maybe she won't be as angry." Wrong. He turned around, and had a fist-to-
face conference with Xelkitti. He was out for about 3 minutes. When he
awoke, Xelkitti began explaining the tie breaker to the preps. "Now, the
tie breaker will be...." An evil fire glowed in her eyes as she announced:
"SUDDEN DEATH!" Verath walked up and explained more elaborately. "We're
gonna kill each other. Preps versus..... uhhh..... not preps! Last ones
standing get to walk out alive! And if you guys didn't see this one
coming...... You're even bigger idiots than i thought."
