"STOP!" shouted Verath, to everyone, including himself! "The way this is
looking (metaphorically speaking, of course seeing as I am blind) it looks
like Xelkitti's going for some weapons, and i am throwing stars and cards.
Now, there is a little thing I would like to introduce called plot
coherency. It's what connects and holds together parts of a story. Now, I
know that this story has almost no plot anyway, but can we retain what
little we have? Now, earlier, I said that we were not to use weapons. This
includes weapons that were not ours." Xelkitti is beginning to look pissed
"look, I'm sorry Xelkitti. i knew you were on a writers block and all, but
you have to hear me out!" Xelkitti is on the brink of insanity, about to
rip Verath's head off. All that she had written was practically useless!
And she had worked so hard, too! Ok, she was beyond insane at this point.
"GOD DAMN YOU VERATH!!!!!! I'LL CRACK YOUR SKULL AND FEED YOUR FUCKING
INTESTINES TO THE WOLVES! I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE, USE IT AS A WHIP, AND
GUT YOUR SPLEEN! i'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!" In a tornado of hatred Xelkitti
began punching random things and throwing stuff out of the way. mostly
preps. "Just follow the sound of my voice!" shouted Verath "if you can
catch me, you can kill me!" Xelkitti was now in a fit of pure rage. It
didn't matter that she was blind. She would just rip through anything
anyway. Preps didn't know if they should interfere or not, but they were
slaughtered anyway. One punch was all it took, and it would send ten of
them flying. Just the sonic boom left from were Xelkitti had just chased
after Verath was enough to rip a giant gash in their mid sections. When
Xelkitti finally drew near to Verath, he was standing in front of the last
grouping of preps. Xelkitti wound up for a gigaton punch, but verath moved
out of the way just in time. the remaining preps were shot out through the
wall and through a mountainside, and continued that way for another couple
of miles. Verath snapped his fingers again, and Xelkitti's sight was back,
but she was frozen. "YOU DIRTY FUCKING-" She stopped suddenly, and realized
that no more preps were left. "Yeah, I figured: Why should I kill them
while I can get someone to do it for me? I was blind, you know." Said
Verath, with a smile on his face. Xelkitti calmed down. "You mean, you
anticipated all that? the writers block? The anti-plot coherency?
Everything?" "Yup," said Verath "Just about." "So, you manipulated me!?"
Xelkitti asked, astounded. "Yup." Said verath, triumphantly. He was slammed
in the face by a giant stick of sugar cane. "Don't try that again, or I'll
hit you in the face with something with less sugar content, and more....
oh, say.... Iron?" "Alright, alright....' said Verath "Point taken. Now,
let's hurry up. Master wants us to kill those bloody door to door salesmen.
They keep trying to sell him some kind of Granny mugging device. As if he
wasn't capable of it already." "Please...." said Xelkitti impatiently
"Master Xellos has much too much class for that."
