Okay I know it has been days since I posted chapter one, but I just got the newest Inuyasha for the ps2. It totally awesome, but here I am writing again, cause I am stuck on it…. Grrrrrr…I can't get the stupid place where I'm supposed to go. Other then that, I love it! Oh and if your gonna buy the original creator of Inuyasha added two new characters.

Oh, and thanks for the support pouncey and I hope you like this chapter, also thank ya for the offer for the help for the kissing stuff, I not good at that crap…I got a prince charming that doesn't know I exist. Sigh, so I'll need help!

Disclaimer: I tried to own Inuyasha, but he got mad cause I pulled on his ear. I tried to own Sesshomaru but he threatened to kill me. And I have a feeling if I owned Miroku; his fan girls might kill me…. So here I am… all alone…(Ah…my favorite disclaimer!)

Chapter two: What is Wrong With You?

Inuyasha woke up, and a dull pain filled his head. "Ughhh… do I have a hangover?" He mumbled to himself trying to stand up. Something around his neck gave him a painful shock. "Ow! What the hell?"

"See? I told you guys a shock collar would work!" A boy appeared in the room, he had a priest's robe. It was a hot bubble-gum pink color, and reached down to his ankles. He a normal pair of Sketchers brand tennis shoes. "Nothing can withstand the power of a doggie collar I bought at pet's mart!"

Two young women appeared behind him.

One was dressed in a sky blue dress. He noted it was some like the devil worshipers would wear in hell. Only it seemed more…claming… it had a short skirt, it only came down to the knees, and it had a frilly black lace trim. The upper half was somewhat of a corset, or least modeled to look like one, the dress exposed her most of her shoulders, and had a low square cut, but not low enough to see what parts shouldn't be seen by a man. And, of course lace to match the bottom. The sleeves of the dress were tight and lace was at the end of it.

"Miroku you got that piece of junk for seven dollars and fifty cents! How the frick did it work?" She snapped at the boy harshly.

"Actually it was six dollars. I had a coupon!"

The other girl stepped forward in to view. "Must we continue this nonsense? May we please go to breakfast?" Right away Inuyasha notice that she looked like Kikyo. Her long, black and flowing. But her face…was gentler…sweeter…full of joy, hopes, dreams. Everything his human half longed for. The words welled up in his throat. He had to get it out.

"Bitch!"

"Wahhhh! Sango! It can talk!" The girl he had aimed at jumped behind the other one.

"Yeah, Kagome, remember we established this last night."

"Oh yeah, I remember."

"Great" he mumbled. "I am stuck in a random house hold with a bitch-look alike, a wiccain weirdo, and a gender confused monk!"

"Hey I am not gender confused! She, (meaning Sango,) said if I wear a hot bubble-gum pink robe, she'd let me sleep on her couch! Last time I wore this she let me sleep in the doggie house." Yelled the boy named Miroku and strangely proudly.

"Interesting…," Inuyasha said while rolling his amber-color eyes. "Now how did I get here?"

The three exchanged glances.

"You don't remember?" said the easily scared, Kikyo look-alike.

"Should I?" Inuyasha searched his mind. He couldn't find it. "Damn it! What happened to me?" the

hanyou pounded his fists against the cream-colored carpet floor.

Miroku shrugged. "Short version, Kagome here kicked your sorry ass."

"Hey! A priest shouldn't say naughty things like ass! Oh no now I have said it!" Said the young woman, who was apparently Kagome.

"Her! She kicked my sorry ass!" the hanyou cried furiously.

"Should not say stuff like that either! Wait you're a demon. Never mind!" she was unusually…weird…

"How the hell did she kick my ass!"

The girl known as Sango leaded towards him. "She is angel you were suppose to kill."

Memories flooded back to him, the fight, the loss, the monk wearing normally clothing…."Oh yeah, now lets get this over." with he stood up once again. He was going to kill her and show up his brother.

"Shall I do the honors or shall you, Lady Kagome?"

"Lets do it together!" The girl chirped as Inuyasha edge towards her, dangerously. "One, two three! Sit boy!" And Miroku pushed the button on the dog collar remote.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Inuyasha gave aloud screamed as he fell hard to the ground. And once again he passed out.

Kagome hummed as she made breakfast, three omelets. She only spent a few hours at Sago's house but she felt as if she were being exposed to a whole other world. The nuns at church taught her that life outside the church was full of awful things. Like teen pregnancies and drug addicts, people around the corner waiting to hurt or mug you dry.

But this…This was different. Sango had become a wiccain after her parents and little brother died in a weird car accident. And Miroku was a priest in training because he wanted a focus in life, or something. Sango said his dad made him do it after his fifth restraing order for sexual harassment. Life like this was fun! She watched television, ate grease foods, like fries and potato chips, and best of all no one told her that it was unholy.

"Ow, ow, ow." Kagome looked over to see the demon lying on the floor. His hand was on his forehead. Kagome watched him closely. He seemed…human as well as a beast.

Carefully she placed all three omelets on separate china plates. Kagome placed picked up on and headed over to Inuyasha.

"Would you like an omelet?" she asked the boy/beast.

His amber eyes looked into her green ones. "Is it poison?"

"No, I thought you might be hungry." Inuyasha picked it up and sniffed it. Then one big gulp he swallowed it whole.

"Um, thank you. Kagome…" and a blush rose to his cheeks. Kagome smiled sweetly.

"You seem human…almost." She said quietly. The hanyou studied her.

"I am, well at least half human." Inuyasha's eyes widened when he realized what he said. He placed his head in to his knees. He knew why he said that. She was like his other. Kind and sweet. No one treated him like ever since she died. Ever since angel killed her.

Okay all done! Do you like it? Well, okay it was kinda lame, but I've been really distracted lately. And no, not by my game. My best friend for the last eight years is moving in two weeks. I want to spend as much time with as possible cause we don't even go to the school… but she come to on the 14th to shodow me, (and see my prince charming…)