"Yes, you'll be staying here forever. For death is eternal." Dynast Started
to walk out of the room, when he stopped. "Wait, you. Come here." he
motioned to Verath, and Verath followed.
"You think you can handle these ice thingies while I'm gone?" he asked Xelfan12 and Xelkitti.
"No problem." said Xelkitti, turning around and cutting a ground squirrel in half with her death scissors. "It's a shame.... it was so cute! But anyway, KILL THE SQUIRRELS!" The shrieks of the squirrels, among many other icy animals, were heard down the hall, as DSD continued laughing and consuming the sugar.
"Oh god... why did I leave that out there with her?" asked Dynast, to no one in particular. "She's a screw ball to begin with, but add some sugar...."
"Hey, you're just a few sugar cubes short of a sugar high, too." said Verath. Dynast spun around and struck him upside the head, freezing his whole body.
"Hah, that doesn't work, remember? Or were you not watching your minions being slaughtered." He put an emphasis on the word "slaughtered," as if to suggest something.
"And that, my friends, is exactly why I've brought you here." said Dynast, sounding unusually happy.
"Why?" asked Verath. "Because we kicked your minions' frozen asses?"
"Stop being so smart mouthed with me. I'm only here to make you an offer." Dynast stopped, knocked on the ice wall, and it opened. There were two comfortable looking chairs. At least they would have looked comfortable if they hadn't been frozen solid.
"Damn. Don't you think this is a little excessive? My ass is getting frostbite." said verath, having sat down.
"Fine." said Dynast. The ice on the chairs melted.
"Now my ass is wet!" said Verath, getting annoyed.
"There's no pleasing you." said Dynast, calmly. "Now, to business. I have asked you here so you could have a rare and exciting opportunity."
"Yeah?" asked Verath. "I'm listening."
"I want you to be my General." said Dynast, as if it was a simple request.
"WHA?" Verath exlaimed, both shocked, and anxious. "I don't know what to say. I mean, yes I do. No!" Dynast simply laughed to himself.
"It's not as easy as that. Did I mention that, not only will you get to share part of the world once it's been dominated by me, but that you will also get a fair power boost?" This sparked up Verath's attention.
"Really...." he said, now sounding interesting. "And may I ask what happened to Sherra?"
Dynast groaned. Why did everyone ask him what happened to his last general?
"She uh..... died." said Dynast.
"How?" asked Verath.
"Uhhh..... murder..." said Dynast, again in an almost whisper.
"By who?" asked Verath, beaming.
"LINA INVERSE!" screamed Dynast, super pissed.
"Will I have protection from that sort of thing this time around?" asked Verath.
"Yes," replied Dynast. "You will have more power and protection than Sherra ever had."
"Hmmm....." said Verath.... "I'll think about it...."
Meanwhile, Xelfan12 and Xelkitti had been so bored with killing the ice beasts, they had begun to play ice hockey with the bits that fell to the floor.
"Hah! Goal!" yelled Xelfan12.
"No!" shouted Xelkitti. "Your goal is between DSD's legs!" she pointed to where Deep Sea Dolphins legs dangled off of the table. She had been asleep after sugar high wore off.
"NO! My goal is over there, near the fireplace!" Xelfan12 screamed. DSD woke up.
"What? Oh yeah. I was supposed to be doing something with these two." DSD looked blankly around. "Uhhh... Can't remember." she said, and Xelkitti and Xelfan12 fell over. "Oh yeah! Now I remember!" she walked towards the two, who were suprisingly showing signs of fear.
Verath and Dynast were walking down the hall, when Verath heard Xelfan12 and Xelkitti screaming.
"Looks like DSD's done her job." said Dynast, happily.
"Damn." said Verath. "It must be pretty bad to make em scream and yell like that!" He ran into the room. Xelkitti Screamed again. But now Verath realized it was a scream of aggravation.
"NO! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU CAN"T TELL ME TO 'GO FISH' IN A POKER GAME!" Xelkitti yelled. DSD looked sad. By the looks of it, Xelfan12 and Xelkitti were trying to teach DSD how to play poker.
"DAMNIT DEEP SEA DOLPHIN!" screamed Dynast. "I KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY, BUT NOT STUPID!"
"Well, sometimes those things come in a package," said Verath, motioning towards Deep Sea Dolphin. "And sometimes they get sold separately." He motioned toward Xelfan12, Xelkitti, and himself. "We bought the crazy part."
Dynast was infuriated. "Well, maybe I can bring this little party to a halt by introducing my newest general!" He motioned for Verath to step forward. Xelfan12 and Xelkitti gasped. DSD held her cards upside down and gasped.
"It's the same thing upside down!" she said in amazement. But no one paid attention. They were all staring at Verath. He gave a wink to Xelfan12 and Xelkitti, but they were far to shocked to notice.
"You think you can handle these ice thingies while I'm gone?" he asked Xelfan12 and Xelkitti.
"No problem." said Xelkitti, turning around and cutting a ground squirrel in half with her death scissors. "It's a shame.... it was so cute! But anyway, KILL THE SQUIRRELS!" The shrieks of the squirrels, among many other icy animals, were heard down the hall, as DSD continued laughing and consuming the sugar.
"Oh god... why did I leave that out there with her?" asked Dynast, to no one in particular. "She's a screw ball to begin with, but add some sugar...."
"Hey, you're just a few sugar cubes short of a sugar high, too." said Verath. Dynast spun around and struck him upside the head, freezing his whole body.
"Hah, that doesn't work, remember? Or were you not watching your minions being slaughtered." He put an emphasis on the word "slaughtered," as if to suggest something.
"And that, my friends, is exactly why I've brought you here." said Dynast, sounding unusually happy.
"Why?" asked Verath. "Because we kicked your minions' frozen asses?"
"Stop being so smart mouthed with me. I'm only here to make you an offer." Dynast stopped, knocked on the ice wall, and it opened. There were two comfortable looking chairs. At least they would have looked comfortable if they hadn't been frozen solid.
"Damn. Don't you think this is a little excessive? My ass is getting frostbite." said verath, having sat down.
"Fine." said Dynast. The ice on the chairs melted.
"Now my ass is wet!" said Verath, getting annoyed.
"There's no pleasing you." said Dynast, calmly. "Now, to business. I have asked you here so you could have a rare and exciting opportunity."
"Yeah?" asked Verath. "I'm listening."
"I want you to be my General." said Dynast, as if it was a simple request.
"WHA?" Verath exlaimed, both shocked, and anxious. "I don't know what to say. I mean, yes I do. No!" Dynast simply laughed to himself.
"It's not as easy as that. Did I mention that, not only will you get to share part of the world once it's been dominated by me, but that you will also get a fair power boost?" This sparked up Verath's attention.
"Really...." he said, now sounding interesting. "And may I ask what happened to Sherra?"
Dynast groaned. Why did everyone ask him what happened to his last general?
"She uh..... died." said Dynast.
"How?" asked Verath.
"Uhhh..... murder..." said Dynast, again in an almost whisper.
"By who?" asked Verath, beaming.
"LINA INVERSE!" screamed Dynast, super pissed.
"Will I have protection from that sort of thing this time around?" asked Verath.
"Yes," replied Dynast. "You will have more power and protection than Sherra ever had."
"Hmmm....." said Verath.... "I'll think about it...."
Meanwhile, Xelfan12 and Xelkitti had been so bored with killing the ice beasts, they had begun to play ice hockey with the bits that fell to the floor.
"Hah! Goal!" yelled Xelfan12.
"No!" shouted Xelkitti. "Your goal is between DSD's legs!" she pointed to where Deep Sea Dolphins legs dangled off of the table. She had been asleep after sugar high wore off.
"NO! My goal is over there, near the fireplace!" Xelfan12 screamed. DSD woke up.
"What? Oh yeah. I was supposed to be doing something with these two." DSD looked blankly around. "Uhhh... Can't remember." she said, and Xelkitti and Xelfan12 fell over. "Oh yeah! Now I remember!" she walked towards the two, who were suprisingly showing signs of fear.
Verath and Dynast were walking down the hall, when Verath heard Xelfan12 and Xelkitti screaming.
"Looks like DSD's done her job." said Dynast, happily.
"Damn." said Verath. "It must be pretty bad to make em scream and yell like that!" He ran into the room. Xelkitti Screamed again. But now Verath realized it was a scream of aggravation.
"NO! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU CAN"T TELL ME TO 'GO FISH' IN A POKER GAME!" Xelkitti yelled. DSD looked sad. By the looks of it, Xelfan12 and Xelkitti were trying to teach DSD how to play poker.
"DAMNIT DEEP SEA DOLPHIN!" screamed Dynast. "I KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY, BUT NOT STUPID!"
"Well, sometimes those things come in a package," said Verath, motioning towards Deep Sea Dolphin. "And sometimes they get sold separately." He motioned toward Xelfan12, Xelkitti, and himself. "We bought the crazy part."
Dynast was infuriated. "Well, maybe I can bring this little party to a halt by introducing my newest general!" He motioned for Verath to step forward. Xelfan12 and Xelkitti gasped. DSD held her cards upside down and gasped.
"It's the same thing upside down!" she said in amazement. But no one paid attention. They were all staring at Verath. He gave a wink to Xelfan12 and Xelkitti, but they were far to shocked to notice.