"Yeah, well, at least I can read the plans. Now.let's see who Verath's
'friends' were who was helping him work on this" xelfan12 flipped over the
paper.
"Here's Verath's signature..." said xelkitti, underlining the sloppy signature of Verath's real name. "And what are these?" she pointed to the two other signatures, and tried to sound out the letters. "S-i-g-p? Damn. I'm beginning to prefer Verath's handwriting."
"At least it's almost legible. Whoever signed this has got to be official or something. I mean, look at all those underlines!" Xelfan12 said this in amazement, as he began to count the squiggly lines, but quickly gave up. "We can ask Verath who wrote these when we see him next."
"Right. In the meantime, we can play around with the Zenafa armor. We need practice anyway."
They stood up, already in the armor.
"Alright. Let's see if we can figure out some of those new features Verath was hinting about. Wait. What the hell is that?" Xelkitti pointed to a spot on Xelfan12's armor. It looked like a dragon. It was right around the panel you would have to touch to get in, if you weren't it's owner.
"What?" asked Xelfan12, getting out of the armor to look. He tapped it twice, and the Zenafa armor took a swing at him. It also stopped singing. "What in the fu-" xelfan12 was blind sided by the second swinging arm of the Zenafa armor. Xelfan12 stepped back and the armor stopped.
"Wow! an auto defense mechanism. I guess it's to prevent theft?" xelkitti said.
"An alarm would have been nice." said Xelfan12, slightly pissed off. He had a huge gash on his face, but it quickly healed up. "Well, I'm getting back into it at any rate." Xelfan12 ran in so fast, the Zenafa armor couldn't even detect him.
"There. Now, what else can it do?" xelkitti got out of her armor. "hmmmm... let's see.... Maybe if I say... Zenafametamorphose!" The Zenafa armor reacted to the command, and crumpled up into a small cube. "uhhhh... useful. Especially when I'm inside it." said Xelkitt sarcastically.
"Try a more specific command. Like morphsomething." suggested xelfan12.
"Fine. zenafametamorphoseDragon." The small cube exploded into a large platey dragon. "So. Cool." said Xelkitti.
"Hmmmmm..." said Xelfan12, stepping out of his armor. "Command!"
The Zenafa armor responded, by standing at attention. "Chop down the tree!" Xelfan12 barked, and the zenafa armor complied.
"Go disco dancing!" suggested Xelkitti. Xelfan12 issued the command, and the Zenafa armor began dancing, supplying its own music.
"How wonderful." said Xelfan12. Many hours later, they were still experimenting with the command function.
"Ahhh...I think Castaway is even better played by two Zenafa armors than Tom Hanks and that volleyball." said Xelkitti.
"I agree. Bob's acting was so much better than the volleyball's." "Well, let's move on. We have a couple more plans to go through," said Xelfan12, continuing where he left off and leafing through a noticeably shorter stack of papers.
Hey! look!" exclaimed Xelkitti. "Here are some forgotten spells!"
"Lemme see." said Xelfan12. "Hmmmm...Scirroco blast, huh? Why don't you try it?"
"Yeah! Yeah! Why don't I try it?" said xelkitti excitedly, and jumped over to a clear spot on the floor. "Hey. This says it surrounds me with fire. I can already do that."
"No, this is astral fire. It will damage things astrally, as well as physically. And dynast is ice. This could give us an edge." Xelkitti read the incantation slowly. It was not in English, or any other language she knew for that matter.
"Uhhh. There. Now wha-" Xelkitti's body burst into blue flames.
"Excellent! Amazing!" exclaimed Xlfan12. But then the fires went out. Xelkitti grabbed him by the throat.
"It doesn't surround me in flames! It set me on fire! No wonder why it was a forgotten spell!"
"Geez. Well, do it again, but cast a flare seal."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU DO IT!" xelkitti pushed xelfan12 into the same spot she had stood. The stone floor had burnt.
"Alright." Xelfan12 muttered the flare seal spell at a high speed. Then he made the incantation for the Scirroco blast. "Hey! It's not burning me!" he said. He thrust up his hand in triumph. The thrust sent a white hot fireball up through the many layers of stone ceiling, melting a hole in each layer. It finally exploded in mid air. "Damn hole!" said Xelfan12. He stomped his foot, and the ground surrounding him in a 10 foot radius exploded into blue white flames.
"This is one hell of a spell." said Xelkitti.
"Yeah." said Xelfan12, as the flames disappeared. "We have to tell Verath about this."
Verath sat in his room, in his frozen chair. The room sucked. Everything was frozen. Even the fish tank. Which sucked, because after a long, boring meeting about how Dynast would no longer tell him about the top secret plan, which he then described, Verath thought spending some quality time with fish might be fun. At least they didn't rant about everything. The cold didn't bother him as much now, but it was still a drag. He looked at the clock. Oh yeah, 9:20. It had frozen there. He looked at his watch.
"10:05. I guess I can pay a little visit to my friends." He disappeared from the room, and reappeared on Wolfpup island, where two Mozaku were sleeping over a pile of books.
"Guys. What the hell? You don't need to sleep!" said Verath. Xelkitti 'awoke.'
"Yeah, we just got bored. We found out this new spell." Xelkitti proceeded to explain what had happened with the Scirroco blast spell. Verath laughed when it came to the part where she lit on fire. He got walloped in the head. Xelfan12 'awoke' at this sound.
"Yawn. What was that noise?" he said, in a mock sleepy voice.
"Damnit! Why are you guys pretending to sleep?" Asked Verath, slightly pissed.
"Because.... it's cool." said Xelfan12 and Xelkitti in unison. Verath sweatdropped, but did not comment further.
"Well, we have much to go over. Stop pretending to be sleeping, and let's begin. Thanks to DSD, we know that Dynast plans to unleash Shabranigdo in 3 days."
"Geez. That sucks. Is it enough time?" asked Xelfan12.
"If we don't sleep, it is." said Verath, mockingly, glaring at Xelfan12 and Xelkitti. They both snickered. Why the hell was this so funny? "So, let's go over the plan! Xelkitti, would you be so kind as to explain what will happen if we attack Dynast before he takes on Shabranigdo's powers?" Xelkitti lifted her head up, drowsily. Xelfan12 giggled.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" asked Verath, in an enraged tone.
Xelkitti just began to explain the plan. "We shall attempt a triple dragon slave on Dynast. If that does not work, we unleash a friggin barrage from the bowels of hell." Xelkitti sat down. She recited the plan as if it had been burned into her.
"Not my wording, but close enough." said Verath.
"Now," said Verath. "Xelfan12. What are we going to do if plan one fails?" xelfan12 stood up. He took a great big yawn, and stretched, much to an amused Xelkitti's delight.
"ALRIGHT!! WHAT THE FUCK!??????" screamed Verath. Xelfan12 just looked at him calmly and asked.
"What? Don't you know?" He proceeded to explain. "We are practicing being human. You know, when plan one doesn't work."
"What, so you have no faith whatsoever that plan one might work?" asked Verath.
"I don't think it will." said Xelfan12.
"Me neither." said Xelkitti.
"WHY!?" asked Verath, quite shocked.
"Because. It just never works out that way." said Xelfan12, calmly. Verath fell over. What the hell did he mean?
"Fine! You know what? Forget plan one! Let's just go straight to plan two, which puts each and every being on this planet in extreme peril as we test the limits of chaos and destruction by toying with the nature of our very creator by using a method for harnessing forces beyond our comprehension, which, may I add, has never been tested or proven before! Does that sound like more fun to you!?"
Xelkitti and Xelfan12 both nodded. Of course, Verath had expected this, and had a comeback of his own.
"Plan two it is, then!" he said, triumphantly. Xelkitti and Xelfan12 were both shocked. They had expected him to put up more of a fight.
"But... uhhh.... you see.... Plan one!" said Xelkitti, taken off guard.
"Plan one you say? Alright. If you insist." said Verath. Xelfan12 opened his mouth, but Verath quickly slammed his fist against the table and shouted: "Argument over!"
"Damn." said Xelfan12. He was not used to being fooled like that.
"So, anyways..." said Xelkitti, jumping to the chase. "Who are the two aristocrats whose fancy signatures appear on this document?" she asked, holding up the signed plans for harnessing the power of L-sama.
"You will find out when you need to." said Verath. He wouldn't say anything more about it. This was the second time he'd pissed the two off in that same night.
"Alright then," said Xelfan12. "You know we've gotten nothing accomplished in this meeting then, don't you?"
"Ahh, but I had news to tell, if only I hadn't been distracted by that whole 'sleeping' thing." said Verath. He was really being fucking obnoxious on this particular night.
"And what's the news?" asked Xelkitti, anxiously.
"Well, it seems that plan one may be a little more difficult than we thought." said Verath.
"Uggggggghhhhh!!!! You're leading us around in circles! it's like your train of thought keeps stalling, and then the caboose keeps detaching so we have to go backwards and get it!" exclaimed Xelkitti.
"Yeah, isn't it great?" asked Verath.
"Alright, something's wrong here." said Xelfan12, looking at the now slightly tipsy Verath. "You didn't get into the wine cellar on your way here, did you?"
Verath just fell backwards into a chair, and said "But I do want to go to Minnesota! I really... really... do!" Xelkitti and Xelfan12 slapped both of his cheeks at the same time. They were really cold.
"Hmmmm.... Let's get him to the hot tub." They took Verath to another part of the castle, where they promptly dropped him in a large tub of water. It was hot water. Really hot. Verath looked up.
"Uh oh. I'm all wet." he said, drowsily. He went to stand up, but it looked like a part of him stayed. A part, as in another one of him. The part that got out looked exactly the same as the part that stayed in, except the shiny part of his hair had a blue hue to it.
"My name...." said the slightly woozy figure. "is Saej, and I'm one of those fancy signatures on that paper. And do you have any ice?" he promptly fell on the floor, leaving a stunned Xelfan12 and Xelkitti staring at him.
"Here's Verath's signature..." said xelkitti, underlining the sloppy signature of Verath's real name. "And what are these?" she pointed to the two other signatures, and tried to sound out the letters. "S-i-g-p? Damn. I'm beginning to prefer Verath's handwriting."
"At least it's almost legible. Whoever signed this has got to be official or something. I mean, look at all those underlines!" Xelfan12 said this in amazement, as he began to count the squiggly lines, but quickly gave up. "We can ask Verath who wrote these when we see him next."
"Right. In the meantime, we can play around with the Zenafa armor. We need practice anyway."
They stood up, already in the armor.
"Alright. Let's see if we can figure out some of those new features Verath was hinting about. Wait. What the hell is that?" Xelkitti pointed to a spot on Xelfan12's armor. It looked like a dragon. It was right around the panel you would have to touch to get in, if you weren't it's owner.
"What?" asked Xelfan12, getting out of the armor to look. He tapped it twice, and the Zenafa armor took a swing at him. It also stopped singing. "What in the fu-" xelfan12 was blind sided by the second swinging arm of the Zenafa armor. Xelfan12 stepped back and the armor stopped.
"Wow! an auto defense mechanism. I guess it's to prevent theft?" xelkitti said.
"An alarm would have been nice." said Xelfan12, slightly pissed off. He had a huge gash on his face, but it quickly healed up. "Well, I'm getting back into it at any rate." Xelfan12 ran in so fast, the Zenafa armor couldn't even detect him.
"There. Now, what else can it do?" xelkitti got out of her armor. "hmmmm... let's see.... Maybe if I say... Zenafametamorphose!" The Zenafa armor reacted to the command, and crumpled up into a small cube. "uhhhh... useful. Especially when I'm inside it." said Xelkitt sarcastically.
"Try a more specific command. Like morphsomething." suggested xelfan12.
"Fine. zenafametamorphoseDragon." The small cube exploded into a large platey dragon. "So. Cool." said Xelkitti.
"Hmmmmm..." said Xelfan12, stepping out of his armor. "Command!"
The Zenafa armor responded, by standing at attention. "Chop down the tree!" Xelfan12 barked, and the zenafa armor complied.
"Go disco dancing!" suggested Xelkitti. Xelfan12 issued the command, and the Zenafa armor began dancing, supplying its own music.
"How wonderful." said Xelfan12. Many hours later, they were still experimenting with the command function.
"Ahhh...I think Castaway is even better played by two Zenafa armors than Tom Hanks and that volleyball." said Xelkitti.
"I agree. Bob's acting was so much better than the volleyball's." "Well, let's move on. We have a couple more plans to go through," said Xelfan12, continuing where he left off and leafing through a noticeably shorter stack of papers.
Hey! look!" exclaimed Xelkitti. "Here are some forgotten spells!"
"Lemme see." said Xelfan12. "Hmmmm...Scirroco blast, huh? Why don't you try it?"
"Yeah! Yeah! Why don't I try it?" said xelkitti excitedly, and jumped over to a clear spot on the floor. "Hey. This says it surrounds me with fire. I can already do that."
"No, this is astral fire. It will damage things astrally, as well as physically. And dynast is ice. This could give us an edge." Xelkitti read the incantation slowly. It was not in English, or any other language she knew for that matter.
"Uhhh. There. Now wha-" Xelkitti's body burst into blue flames.
"Excellent! Amazing!" exclaimed Xlfan12. But then the fires went out. Xelkitti grabbed him by the throat.
"It doesn't surround me in flames! It set me on fire! No wonder why it was a forgotten spell!"
"Geez. Well, do it again, but cast a flare seal."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU DO IT!" xelkitti pushed xelfan12 into the same spot she had stood. The stone floor had burnt.
"Alright." Xelfan12 muttered the flare seal spell at a high speed. Then he made the incantation for the Scirroco blast. "Hey! It's not burning me!" he said. He thrust up his hand in triumph. The thrust sent a white hot fireball up through the many layers of stone ceiling, melting a hole in each layer. It finally exploded in mid air. "Damn hole!" said Xelfan12. He stomped his foot, and the ground surrounding him in a 10 foot radius exploded into blue white flames.
"This is one hell of a spell." said Xelkitti.
"Yeah." said Xelfan12, as the flames disappeared. "We have to tell Verath about this."
Verath sat in his room, in his frozen chair. The room sucked. Everything was frozen. Even the fish tank. Which sucked, because after a long, boring meeting about how Dynast would no longer tell him about the top secret plan, which he then described, Verath thought spending some quality time with fish might be fun. At least they didn't rant about everything. The cold didn't bother him as much now, but it was still a drag. He looked at the clock. Oh yeah, 9:20. It had frozen there. He looked at his watch.
"10:05. I guess I can pay a little visit to my friends." He disappeared from the room, and reappeared on Wolfpup island, where two Mozaku were sleeping over a pile of books.
"Guys. What the hell? You don't need to sleep!" said Verath. Xelkitti 'awoke.'
"Yeah, we just got bored. We found out this new spell." Xelkitti proceeded to explain what had happened with the Scirroco blast spell. Verath laughed when it came to the part where she lit on fire. He got walloped in the head. Xelfan12 'awoke' at this sound.
"Yawn. What was that noise?" he said, in a mock sleepy voice.
"Damnit! Why are you guys pretending to sleep?" Asked Verath, slightly pissed.
"Because.... it's cool." said Xelfan12 and Xelkitti in unison. Verath sweatdropped, but did not comment further.
"Well, we have much to go over. Stop pretending to be sleeping, and let's begin. Thanks to DSD, we know that Dynast plans to unleash Shabranigdo in 3 days."
"Geez. That sucks. Is it enough time?" asked Xelfan12.
"If we don't sleep, it is." said Verath, mockingly, glaring at Xelfan12 and Xelkitti. They both snickered. Why the hell was this so funny? "So, let's go over the plan! Xelkitti, would you be so kind as to explain what will happen if we attack Dynast before he takes on Shabranigdo's powers?" Xelkitti lifted her head up, drowsily. Xelfan12 giggled.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" asked Verath, in an enraged tone.
Xelkitti just began to explain the plan. "We shall attempt a triple dragon slave on Dynast. If that does not work, we unleash a friggin barrage from the bowels of hell." Xelkitti sat down. She recited the plan as if it had been burned into her.
"Not my wording, but close enough." said Verath.
"Now," said Verath. "Xelfan12. What are we going to do if plan one fails?" xelfan12 stood up. He took a great big yawn, and stretched, much to an amused Xelkitti's delight.
"ALRIGHT!! WHAT THE FUCK!??????" screamed Verath. Xelfan12 just looked at him calmly and asked.
"What? Don't you know?" He proceeded to explain. "We are practicing being human. You know, when plan one doesn't work."
"What, so you have no faith whatsoever that plan one might work?" asked Verath.
"I don't think it will." said Xelfan12.
"Me neither." said Xelkitti.
"WHY!?" asked Verath, quite shocked.
"Because. It just never works out that way." said Xelfan12, calmly. Verath fell over. What the hell did he mean?
"Fine! You know what? Forget plan one! Let's just go straight to plan two, which puts each and every being on this planet in extreme peril as we test the limits of chaos and destruction by toying with the nature of our very creator by using a method for harnessing forces beyond our comprehension, which, may I add, has never been tested or proven before! Does that sound like more fun to you!?"
Xelkitti and Xelfan12 both nodded. Of course, Verath had expected this, and had a comeback of his own.
"Plan two it is, then!" he said, triumphantly. Xelkitti and Xelfan12 were both shocked. They had expected him to put up more of a fight.
"But... uhhh.... you see.... Plan one!" said Xelkitti, taken off guard.
"Plan one you say? Alright. If you insist." said Verath. Xelfan12 opened his mouth, but Verath quickly slammed his fist against the table and shouted: "Argument over!"
"Damn." said Xelfan12. He was not used to being fooled like that.
"So, anyways..." said Xelkitti, jumping to the chase. "Who are the two aristocrats whose fancy signatures appear on this document?" she asked, holding up the signed plans for harnessing the power of L-sama.
"You will find out when you need to." said Verath. He wouldn't say anything more about it. This was the second time he'd pissed the two off in that same night.
"Alright then," said Xelfan12. "You know we've gotten nothing accomplished in this meeting then, don't you?"
"Ahh, but I had news to tell, if only I hadn't been distracted by that whole 'sleeping' thing." said Verath. He was really being fucking obnoxious on this particular night.
"And what's the news?" asked Xelkitti, anxiously.
"Well, it seems that plan one may be a little more difficult than we thought." said Verath.
"Uggggggghhhhh!!!! You're leading us around in circles! it's like your train of thought keeps stalling, and then the caboose keeps detaching so we have to go backwards and get it!" exclaimed Xelkitti.
"Yeah, isn't it great?" asked Verath.
"Alright, something's wrong here." said Xelfan12, looking at the now slightly tipsy Verath. "You didn't get into the wine cellar on your way here, did you?"
Verath just fell backwards into a chair, and said "But I do want to go to Minnesota! I really... really... do!" Xelkitti and Xelfan12 slapped both of his cheeks at the same time. They were really cold.
"Hmmmm.... Let's get him to the hot tub." They took Verath to another part of the castle, where they promptly dropped him in a large tub of water. It was hot water. Really hot. Verath looked up.
"Uh oh. I'm all wet." he said, drowsily. He went to stand up, but it looked like a part of him stayed. A part, as in another one of him. The part that got out looked exactly the same as the part that stayed in, except the shiny part of his hair had a blue hue to it.
"My name...." said the slightly woozy figure. "is Saej, and I'm one of those fancy signatures on that paper. And do you have any ice?" he promptly fell on the floor, leaving a stunned Xelfan12 and Xelkitti staring at him.