Karaoke Party
Chapter One: Final Fantasy Rhapsody
Disclaimer: Okay, I do not own Final Fantasy VII Characters or any of the songs that they sing here, I own only Kukarui, Yuri (well, I'm borrowing her...) Danielle, (really borrowing her too) and Beth, of course.
What do you get when you throw the entire cast of Final Fantasy VII, enemies, some clever Original Characters, lots and lots of beer and a karaoke machine in a large blender and hit 'frappe'? Let's find out as the Turks, Avalanche members and other Final Fantasy VII favorites (and those you love to hate) sing along to the music parodies of Madonna, Weird Al, Backstreet Boys, Dixie Chicks, Korn, Gorillaz and many, many others.
We now join the Karaoke Party, already in progress... (they see who gets to go first by the names the pull out of the hat) Reno is in charge of the music and everyone judges everyone else.
Yuffie: pulling a slip of paper out of a hat to see who goes first Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen!
Beth: Who sings it?
Yuffie: Let's see, it says Final Fantasy VII heros and Beth, Kukarui and Danielle...
Beth: gee, excluded from just the Final Fantasy VII part...
Kukarui: Me too!
Danielle: Well, its not as if we WERE really in the game, were we?
Reno: turns on the music Get singing!
The group of Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Cid, Barret, Nanaki, Yuffie, Cait Sith, and Vincent, along with Beth, Danielle and Yuri, stand on the small stage as the music begins
Beth: clears throat, then starts singing Is this the real life?
Tifa: Is this just Final Fantasy?
Barret: Caught in a landslide
Cid: No escape from reality
Kukarui: Open your eyes
Nanaki: Look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Danielle: harmonizes seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Vincent: I'm just a poor boy,
Beth, Tifa and Aeris: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
Vincent: I need no sympathy!
Beth: Because I'm easy come, easy go
Yuffie and Tifa: Ahhhhh
Cait Sith: A little high, little low
Yuffie: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Instramental break
Beth: Mama! just killed a man
Cloud: Put my sword against his head, slashed it foreward, now he's dead...
Cid: Mama, life had just begun
Cait Sith: But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Beth: Mama,
Yuri: Oooohhhhhhhhhh
Beth: eyes Yuri weirdly
Cloud: Didn't mean to make you cry
Nanaki: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Danielle: Carry onnnnnnnnn, carry onnnnnnn, as if nothing really matters
Instrumental
Yuffie: singing solo Too lateeeeeeee,
my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the timeeeeeeee
Goodbye everybody
I've got to goooooooo
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mamaaaaaaaaaaa,
ooohhhhhhhh
All others: anyway the wind blows
Sephiroth:standing up in the audience I don't want to die
Vincent: singing I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
Beth: whispers to Areis That was made for him to sing
Aeris: nods
Music changes
Cid: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Beth, Vincent, Yuffie, Yuri, Danielle and Nanaki: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Barret: Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Tifa: Gallileo,
Nanaki: Gallileo,
Cloud: Gallileo,
Beth: Gallileo,
Vincent: Gallileo
Kukarui: Figaro
Nanaki: - magnifico
Aeris, Tifa and Beth: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Barret, Cid and Vincent: He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Yuri and Danielle: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Beth and Cloud: Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Aeris, Tifa, Yuri, Danielle and Vincent: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go
Cid: - let him go
Tifa, Aeris, Yuri, Beth and Vincent : Bismillah! We will not let you go -
Cid and Nanaki: let him go
Beth, Kukarui, Yuri and Barret: Bismillah! We will not let you go
Cloud: - let me go
Cid, Barret, Vincent, Nanaki and Danielle: Will not let you go
Cloud: - let me go
Yuri: Never!
Cid, Barret, Kukarui, Nanaki and Yuri: Never let you go
Vincent: - let me go
Beth: Never let me go
Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Barret, Yuffife, Nanaki, Vincent, Cait Sith, Cid, Beth, Danielle, Yuri, Kukarui and Danielle: - ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Cid and Barret: Beelzebub has a devil put aside
Beth: high voice for meeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aeris: higher voice for meeeeeeeeeeeee
Vincent: highest voice for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
All stop and look at Vincent, who is banging his head to the music, all shrug and join him...
The rest of the crowd laughs at the song.
Cid: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Barret: So you think you can love me and leave me to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Cloud, Nanaki and Kukarui: Oh baby - can't do this to me baby-aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Danielle: Just gotta get out
Yuri: just gotta get right outta here
Tifa: Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Beth: Nothing really matters
Areis: Anyone can see
Beth and Tifa: sweetly Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me
Yuffie: Anyway the wind blows... Nothing really matters... to meeeeee...
Yuffie: ... gasping for breath out of laughter