Chapter Twenty Four: Don da Pimp
Don Corneo: I want to sing! walking in
Beth: FINE! I have just the song for you!
Reno: starts to fall asleep on play button parody... of... Puddle...of... mudd, snore
Beth: Yuffie, you wake her up!
Yuffie: With pleasure!
Don: Can you pimp it all away
Can you pimp it all away
Don's got a big fat face
Come on and eat with me again
Can you pimp it all away
Can you pimp it all away
Don's got a big fat face
Everything's so corny
And everyone's so thin
And everybody's empty
And everything just hollow within
I cannot live without you
I really need my food
I need to be a pimp dog
But I'm too fat and crude!
You could be my Aps
You could be my beast
You know that I'll just slam you
And shield you from the feast
I wonder what your thinking
Imagine what you eat
There's rats in them thar sewers
With stinky little feet!
Everyone is farting
There's no one left that's clean
To make up all the ponies
I seems like all a dream
I think I'm getting fat
I cannot move at all
I think I need room service
I crumple and I roll
But you could be my helper
You could be friend
You know that I will shun you
You can't win in the end!
I wonder what your hair is
I wonder if it's gel
It looks like cotton candy
Or chocolate caramel
Nobody told me you were male
Nobody told me you were mean
Nobody told me you had swords!
Wanna have some chocolate cake?
Nobody told me you were a rebel!
Nobody knew that there's stuff on your head
Everybody told you what to say!
Showed you a good time today!
Come on and eat with me again
That's cruel all again
That's cruel all again
Come on and eat with me again
That's cruel all again
Come on and eat with me again
That's cruel, yeah
Come eat again...
Yuffie: giggling That's about CLOUD!
Cloud: Is not!
Beth: thank you... I think...
Don: That is SO friggin' gay! Storms out
Beth: fine, be that way, NEXT!