Chapter Six: Cid is a Macho Man!
Cid: My turn!
Reno: starts the music
Cid: a-hem... Body...wanna feel my body? Starts to dirty dance
Reno: had just started to sip his beer, now spits it all over Elena
Elena: chokes on her own beer
Cid: Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it́s too much my body
Check it out my body body.
Dońt you doubt my body body.
talkiń bout my body body
check it out my body
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body always in demand
Jogging in the mornings go man go
works out in the health spa muscles glow
You can best believe that hés a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho man!
Íve got to be, a macho man Macho, macho man
Íve got to be a macho! Ow! grabs his groin
Beth: gags
Danielle: comes back in to see Cid grab himself
Shera: hollars and holds up a dollar
Danielle: pushes Shera aside and holds up five
Cid: Macho, macho man
Íve got to be, a macho man Macho, macho man
Íve got to be a macho!
Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, dońt you tease my body,
Body, yoúll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it́s so good, my body
You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather,
always look so boss
Funky with his body, hés a king call him Mister Eagle,
dig his chains
You can best believe that, hés a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Reno: jumps up on the stage with Cid, starts to dance the YMCA...
Cid: pushes him off the stage
Reno: laughs Oops, wrong song... sits back down
Cid: Macho, macho man Íve got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man Íve got to be a macho!
Macho, macho man
Íve got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
Íve got to be a macho! All Right!
Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body dońtcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it́s so hot my body,
Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, lifés a steal,
You can best believe that hés a macho man
Hés a special person in anybodýs land.
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho ma-aaaaaaannnnnnnnnn
Íve got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man Íve got to be a macho!
Dig the hair on my chest
rips off his shirt to show a few stray hairs on his otherwise boy-ish chest
Shera: wolf whistles, pushing Danielle off to one side
Danielle: shoves Shera, whistling at Cid
Rude: gags
Rufus: looks away
Cait Sith: hides against Reeve
Reeve: pets his mog It's alright, it's going to be alright...
Cid: Macho, macho man
see my big thick mustache?
Cid doesn't have a mustache
Íve got to be, a macho man Macho, macho man Íve got to be a macho!
Dig broad shoulders doesn't HAVE shoulders
Macho, macho man
dig my muscles! Shows his scrawny arm
Reno, Elena, Tseng, Rufus, Reeve, Hojo, Cloud, Aeris Cait Sith and Tifa: laugh
Danielle: pulling Shera's hair, drooling
Shera: standing on Danielle's face, drooling
Cid: ignoring the fighting women Íve got to be, a macho man Macho, macho man
Íve got to be a macho!
Macho, macho man Íve got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man Íve got to be a macho! HEY!
The music stops and everyone applaudes.
Cid: thinks for a moment HEY! THIS SONG IS GAY!
Tifa: (sighs) Two...
Yuffie: One.
Aeris: IT was funny... four!
Cid: What the fuck! I HATE YOU ALL! stomps off, then walks back Besides you too... points at Danielle and Shera, who are in a scuffle