Chapter Ten: Yuffentine
Beth: Okay, who is next?
Yuffie: I want to sing another one!
Beth: Oooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy... glances at Vincent You can sing a...
Vincent: NO! No! Not that!
Beth: finishing her sentence Yuffentine.
Yuffie: YES!
Vincent: NO!
Reno: I am starting the music now! hits play
Beth: hears the tune Hey! It's a Brady Bunch Parody!
Yuffie: happily Here's the story of a guy named Vinnie,
Who had long ago lost his girl Lucrecia.
For thirty years, he slept in a coffin,
But he didn't rot to bones.
Vincent: Shudders and hides behind the couch MAKE IT STOP MOMMY! cries
Yuffie: Here's the story of a girl named Yuffie.
Who was spoilt, rich and annoying to her dad.
Even still though, they lived together.
But that young princess felt so alone.
But fanfiction brought these characters together.
Now the boys and girls can smile all the time,
When they read stories, about this lovely couple,
Which is often called Yuffentine!
It's Yuffentine!
Yes, Yuffentine!
That's when there came the pairing of Yuffentine!
Daa! Daa! Daa! Daaaaaaaaa! Da! Da!
Vincent: looks as if he is about to be sick Yuck, I thought you said you didn't like Yuffentine's Beth?
Beth: I don't, it's just funny that people would say that you two are a good couple.
Yuffie: NEXT SONG!