Chapter Eleven: Goodbye Earl?
Beth: looking at Kukarui and Aeris You two want to do a trio with me?
Kukarui: Sure!
Aeris: Why not? What is it?
Beth: Dixie Chicks "Goodbye Earl"
Aeris: I think I have heard that one before somewhere...
Beth: It's easy!
Aeris: Sure, why not?
Beth: Reno! Music!
Reno: starts the music
Beth: Maryann and Wanda were the best of friends,
all through their highschool days,
both members of the four H club,
both active in the FFA.
Kukarui: After graduation Maryann went out,
searching for a bright new world,
Wanda looked all around this town
and all she found was Earl.
Aeris: Well, it wasn't two weeks after she got married,
That Wanda started getting abused,
She put on dark glasses and long sleeve blouses
and makeup to cover her bruises.
Kukarui: Well, she finally got the nerve to file for divorce,
she let the law take it from there,
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
and put her in intensive care...
Beth: Right away, Maryann flew in from Atlanta,
On a red eye midnight flight,
She held Wanda's hand and they worked out a plan,
And it didn't take them long to decide,
All three girls: That Earl had to DIE.
Goodbye Earl!
Those black eyed peas?
They tasted alright to me, Earl...
You feeling weak?
Why don you lay down and sleep, Earl...
Ain't it dark?
Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl?
Aeris: The cops came by to bring Earl in,
they searched the house high and low,
then they tipped their hats and said thank you ladies,
if you hear from him let us know.
Beth: Well the weeks went by and spring turned to summer,
and summer faded into fall,
and it turns out he was a missing person
who nobody missed at all.
Kukarui: So the girls bought some land
at a roadside stand down by highway one oh nine,
they sell Tennessee Ham and strawberry jam,
and don't loose any sleep at night, 'cause...
All three girls: Earl had to die,
Goodbye Earl...
We need a break,
let's go out to the lake,
We'll pack a lunch,
and stuff you in the trunk,
Well, is that alright?
Good! Let's go for a ride,
Earl, HEY!
Aeris: Good going... that is fun!
Sephiroth: HEY! That was a song about murder!
Beth: Yeah, we all know you know something about that!
Sephiroth: You don't think I can sing?
Beth: No!