Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men or GI-Joe. Red Witch came up with the unique idea of the Misfits.

(It was hug a G.I. day, Friday. But I didn't have time to get to this little fic. By the way… if your looking for a serious thought provoking fic… I really tried to think of one… but this came up instead, probably due to the decongestants I'm on right now.)

Hawk groaned as he sat working on paperwork. Then the intercom came on.

"General… you need to get over to the motorpool."

"What now?" In the background, Hawk could hear an argument between two familiar voices. "Never mind. I'm on my way."

When he got there, he paused in shock. Leatherneck and Wetsuit were brawling again.

"What happened this time you idiots!"

The two ignored him as they continued to argue.

"I got the most hugs!"

"No I did!"

Hawk blinked as Roadblock joined him. "What happened?"

Roadblock sighed. "It's hug a G.I. day, and the kids decided to play."

As they continued to talk, Beach Head staggered by with Todd and Xi attached to him. "Can't breathe…. Help?"

Shipwreck ran by in the other direction followed by some of the female Joes.

"Shipwreck!" Scarlett snarled.

"It's not my fault that Trinity heard it as give a gift to a G.I. instead of give a hug! All I did was tell them a few stories about some of your modeling adventures! And maybe a story or two about what some soldiers liked to read during wartime… And maybe I shouldn't have given them BA's coffee!"

"That didn't mean you had to look at pictures of us in our underwear!" She screamed as she picked up a hammer from a toolbox and threw it.

"Ow…" Shipwreck said as he fell to the ground. Scarlett lead the rest in leaping on him and punching him.

Hawk sighed. "He ruined his daughters minds didn't he…"

Roadblock groaned. "Just wait until Claudius and Beaky come into their hormones…. Then we might just have to move to Rome."

Bree ran by giggling followed by Lifeline. "Bree! Those pictures are only supposed to be for you!"

"It's not my fault Trinity got a hold of them and sold them to some magazines!" She said as she continued to giggle.

"What!"

Hawk moaned. "It's official… The Misfits have rubbed off on us."

Then he got tackled by Lance who was yelling at thin air. "I know, I know, I'll give him one for you too. Now shut up!"

Kelly opened up a National Enquirer magazine that he got each month and screamed as a full sized poster of Lifeline wearing only a leaf unfolded. He fell and knocked himself out.

A news segment appeared the next day. "This is Jane Parnil with an exclusive report. Yesterday Paramedics responded to calls from Senator Kelly's neighbors about screaming, and found him laying there with a poster of a naked man suspiciously placed in a certain area. The question on everyone's mind is Has Kelly finally come out of the closet?"