Chapter Fourteen: The Ode to their favorite drink!
Beth: I think there should be another sing...
Reno: I know one!
Rude: BEER!
Beth: Yes, we have beer, over on the counter... points
Reno: No! The song!
Tseng: I will sing it with you guys...
Beth: walks over and starts the music for the Turks
Tseng: Oh...
Reno: what is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
Rude: BEER!
Reno: Can't get enough of it
Rude: BEER!
Reno: How we really love it
Rude: BEER
Reno: Makes me think I'm a man
Rude: BEER
Reno: I could kiss and hug it
Rude: BEER
Reno: But I'd rather chug it
Rude: BEER
Reno: Got my belly up to here
Rude: BEER
Reno: I could not refuse a
Rude: BEER
Reno: I could really use a beer, beer, beer
Tseng: Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
music slows
Reno: I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad
Rude: burps a little
Tseng: That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
Reno: No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits
Rude and Tseng: laugh
Reno: Drink with your family
Tseng: Drink it with your friends
Rude: Drink till your fat, stomach distends
Reno: Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
Tseng: We like to drink till we spew!
Rude: Ew!
Reno: Who cares if we get fat?
Tseng: I'll drink to that
Rude: As we sing once more...
Reno: What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?
Rude: BEER
Reno: Can't get enough of it
Rude: BEER
Reno: How we really love it
Rude: BEER
Reno: Makes me think I'm a man
Rude: BEER
Reno: I could kiss and hug it
Rude: BEER
Reno: But I'd rather chug it
Rude: BEER
Reno: Got my belly up to here
Rude: BEER
Reno: Golly, I adore it!
Rude: BEER
Tseng: Come on dammit, pour it!
Reno: Do it for me, brew it for me
Reno: Feed it to me, speed it to me
Rude: BEER
Tseng: The most wonderful drink in the world
All three guys: HOORAY! all three of them belch
Yuffie: laughing at the ear splitting burp that the three Turks did
Beth: Good one!
Aeris: Good...
Tifa: not bad!
Cloud: I like that!