Chapter Fifteen: Which Midgar Boy is GAY?
Beth: Hey Cloud, Cid, Vincent, Hojo, Sephiroth, uh... and... one, two three, four, five... and... how about... Reno? You guys sing this next one!
Cloud: okay
Sephiroth: Sure...
Reno: okay...
Vincent: nods
Hojo: Do I have to?
Beth: YES FATHER DAMN IT GET UP THERE AND SING A GODDAMN SONG BEFORE YOU DIE AGAIN! SEPHIROTH AND I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Hojo: sighs Fine.
Zak: Me too!
Beth: okay...
Reno: starts music to "I want it that way," By the Backstreet boys, then runs up on stage
Sephiroth: Yeahhh...
Vincent: We are on fire
Yuffie: casts Fire on Vincent YES YOU ARE!
Hojo: sourly We have desires
Zak: But one is that way
Reno: One Midgar Boy is gay
Cloud: But we don't want to be mean
Hojo: Since now he's a queen
Zak: Don't ask please
Cid: "Which Midgar Boy is gay?"
Cloud: Tell me who!
All others: Ain't sayin' that it's Vincent!
Beth: Better not be!
Vincent: shakes his head
Cloud: Tell me who!
All others: Ain't sayin' that it's Hojooooooooo- oh no!
Cloud: Tell me who!
Sephiroth: I never wanna hear you say "Which Midgar Boy is gay?"
Zak: Now I can see him
Reno: He's dressed in womens clothes
Cid: But he don't need an IUD, yeahhh
Cloud: He likes Village People
Zak: He's playing croquet
Sephiroth: His dog is a Pekinese
Cloud: He is on fire
Sephiroth: His back perspires
All guys: Won't say, won't say, won't say, WHO'S GAY!
Cloud: He's always saying:
Zak: Ain't nothin' but a butt-ache
Cid: Ain't nothin but a fruitcake
Sephiroth: I never wanna hear you say:
All: I never wanna here you say
Cloud: "Which one of us is gay?"
Cloud: Tell me who!
All others: Ain't saying that it's Cid!
Danielle: Better not be!
Shera: Damn straight!
they start to argue again
Cloud: Tell me who!
All others: Ain't saying Sephiroth!
Cloud: Tell me who!
Sephiroth: He's pickin up a soufflè
All: Which Midgar Boy is gay?
Ok, Cloud's GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Cloud: HEY!
Beth: laughs
Reno: That was good!
Beth: nods