Verath stopped his perpetual onslaught for a moment. 'what the hell are you doing?" screamed Dynast. verath looked back at him, and with an air of idiocy in his voice, said "I have absolutely no idea!" Dynast sweatdropped. "You're supposed to be hurting your friends, remember?" Dynast reminded verath, annoyed. "Oh yeah!" said verath, and immediately resumed beating the crap out of everything that moved. Only now, he was humming as he did it. "What the fuck?" asked Xelkitti, easily dodging and blocking Verath's horribly placed punches. "it's like he's not even trying!" Verath sent a half-assed flare arrow in Xelkitti's direction. It moved slowly, and was completely cancelled out by a sigh Xelkitti let loose. "God. What is his problem?" Asked Xelfan12. Dynast was equally clueless. "i told you to hurt them!" He barked at Verath. Verath just continued, yelling back "It's not working!" Dynast slapped his face. He then decided to penetrate Verath's mind, and see how it could be resisting his force of persuasion so well. What he saw inside Verath's head shocked and amazed him, while, at the same time, utterly disgusted and confused him. For, you see, what Dynast saw was nothing. And at the same time, it was more nothing. Verath's mind wasn't resisting his orders. It simply wasn't working. Or to put it more accurately, he was day dreaming. Dynast looked around. There were all sorts of things, most of them giant robots. At one point, a giant ferret robot drifted by, happily and unaware of his presence. Dynast had seen enough. He went out of Verath's mind, and back into reality. "You know, just when I think I'm being really evil and manipulative and totally ominous, something like this happens. Friggin' incredible. Verath! You can frechin stop now." Verath looked back at Dynast, yawned, and fell over. Xelfan12 and Xelkitti looked positively shocked. Xelfan12 went up to Verath with a long stick. "hey. Hey." he said, as he poked him. Verath woke up. "What? What did I miss?" Asked verath, whipping his head back and forth. "geee... uhhh... you just missed the beginning of the decline of the plot value and overall hopeless feeling of this battle." Xelkitti said, sounding a bit peeved. "yeah, well, I thought this would be better!" said verath. Everyone, including Dynast, fell over. "Well, now, for another interesting plot twist!" Shouted verath. He began screaming, as a swirly mystical aura appeared around him. Gaaz's sould and Saej's body removed themselves from verath. They then fused together, and shrunk into the form of... a ferret. "Ok. This is getting completely ridiculous." said xelfan12, disgruntled. "Why can they stay together? Wasn't there that whole thing where they needed you to sustain life?" asked xelkitti. "yeah... well... not when they're a ferret, I guess." Said Verath, back. 'Well, if we're going to do this, let's do it. NOW." Said Xelfan12, increasingly disturbed. "Ok!" said Verath. "Ferath! Attack!" "Ferath?" Asked Xelkitti, Xelfan12, and dynast in unison. They all sweatdropped, as well. Ferath ran up to dynast's feet. "You are joking, of course! This puny creature cannot stand up to me! I can smash it without even using any of my powers!" Dynast lifted up his foot, and was about to crush the ferret, when it began hopping around. "Wait. What the hell's it doing... hehehe... It's kinda cute." Ferath began opening his mouth and making a grunting noise, symbolizing that he wanted to play with Dynast. "Awwww... is so CUTE!" Said Dynast, getting down on his stomach to pet the ferret. As he stroked it down it's back, his arm exploded. 'Huh?" asked Dynast. His other arm exploded. "What the fuc-" Dynast exploded. luckily, the ferret was not harmed. "Ok, I'm tempted to ask what happened here... So I will. What happened?" Asked Xelkitti. Xelfan12 was just staring at a wall by now. "Ummm... I really don't care, except that Dynast exploded, and now we have a FERRET!" Verath cheered. "Can't argue with THOSE results!" said Xelfan12, sarcastically. "No, you can't!" said xelkitti, delighted, while huggling the ferret. "Let's go home!" Said Verath. 'Yay!" said the ferret. And they did. And then stuff happened. And everyone was happy. Even Dynast. Because he blew up watching a ferret play around. And no one has ever wanted anything more than that. The End. Oh yeah. And the preps were released and re-educated by ferrets, and they became better people, but they still sucked. kinda. And DSD turned into a ferret because she wanted to. And the rest of the shabranigdo and ceipheed things... uhhh... they turned into ferrets, and lead better lives, and the war of gods and monsters ended because no one wants to hurt ferrets. WOOHOO!
Wow. That was shitty. And it didn't make sense. And it was certainly anti-climactic. And it didn't go with the rest of the story. And it didn't make use of ANY of the powerful spells that could've been used.But it had a ferret. See? it all balances out... i think.