Chapter Nineteen:

Yuffie: Hojo should sing one!

Sephiroth: looks at his father Sure.

Hojo: straightens his lab coat Sure... fine...

Reno: starts the music to Brittney Spear's "Hit me baby one more time"

Hojo: Oh Vincent Vincent

Oh Vincent, Vincent, Ahh.

Oh Vincent, Vincent, Yeah.

Oh Vincent, Vincent, I should have cut off both arms, To punish you for your crimes.

Oh Vincent, Vincent, And hid the basement key better, So Cloud Strife couldn't find you.

You tried to interfere with me, So I am very angry,

Now I'm gonna experiment on you.

I'm gonna chop your right arm off,

Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.

You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut,

You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.

Vincent: wincing

Beth: AND ME!

Oh Vincent, Vincent, I thought you were smart enough,

To have stayed quiet.

Oh Vincent, Vincent, You never should argued about what I was doing,

To my wife and my son.

Beth: AND DAUGHTER TOO!

You tried to interfere with me, So I am very angry, Now I'm gonna experiment on you.

I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.

You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut,

You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.

Oh Vincent, Vincent. Ahh.

Oh Vincent, Vincent. Yeah

Oh Vincent, Vincent,

I should have cut off both arms.

Oh Vincent, Vincent, And hid the basement key better.

You were a turk. You can't understand, The fact that I had to sacrifice,

My wife and child for science, But you still interfered, What a big mistake that was,

For you to have done what you did.

I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.

You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut,

You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.

I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.

You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut,

You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.

Beth: glares at Hojo Thanks... that was...er...

Vincent: Frightening! TERRIFYING! Throw him back in his cage!

Sephiroth: Grabs him and throws him in a cage There.

Aeris: Did anyone else imagine Hojo wearing a school uniform with pigtails and a skirt?

everyone laughs