Chapter Twenty Three: Marlene is such a kidder!
Marlene: I know another one!
Beth: Go ahead sweetie... sing!
Marlene: I am going to sing a parody of "Rudolf the red nosed reigndeer"
Rude: This can't turn out good...
Marlene: Rude the Shiny-headed Turkiee
Had a very shiny head!
And if you ever saw it,
You would even think it's lead!
Now all the other Turkiees
Used to laugh and call him names!
They never let poor Ruu-de
Join in any killing games!
Now one foggy Midgar night,
Shinra came to say
Rude with your shiny head,
Blind out enemies 'til they're dead!
Then how the Turkiees loathed him
As they shouted with profanity,
Rude the Shiny-headed Turkiee,
You'll get in our killing tree!
Tseng, Elena, Reno, Rufus and all the others except for Rude laughed until they cried.
Rude: That's not funny!
Barret: Oh, come on, she's just a little girl!