Chapter Twenty Five: Sephy's dad!
Vincent:Hey... I want to sing one!
Reno: No, I have one!
Sephiroth: I want to sing one!
The three of them get into a big fight
Beth: BOYS! No more fighting! Vincent first, then Reno, then... grumbles we will go on from there...
Vincent: "Let it be, my man... that's the song!
Reno: hits the button
Vincent: When I find myself inside a coffin
Professor Hojo comes to me
Come to wake me up, let me sleep.
And in my hour of darkness
He is standing right in front of me
Come to renew the torture, let me sleep.
Let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep.
Please don't wake me up, let me sleep.
And when the cruel hearted demons
In my dream world torture me,
There will be an answer, let me sleep.
For though we may be parted there is
Still a sin I must atone
There will be an answer, let me sleep.
Let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep.
It's always the same answer, let me sleep.
Let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep.
Please don't wake me up, let me sleep.
Let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep, yeah let me sleep.
Please don't wake me up, let me sleep.
And when my soul is cloudy,
There is not a light that shines on me,
Dream on until tomorrow, let me sleep.
I wake up to the sound of voices
Cloud and Tifa come to me
Come to wake me up, let me sleep.
Let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep, yeah let me sleep.
It's always the same answer, let me sleep.
Let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep, yeah let me sleep.
It's always the same answer, let me sleep.
Let me sleep, let me sleep, let me sleep, yeah let me sleep.
Please don't wake me up, let me sleep.
Beth: great, another moping song of yours! grumbles
Yuri: as if appearing for the first time I want to sing one! About HOJO!
Hojo: I have a fan girl? WHERE!
Beth: Okay, do you have one you want to sing?
Yuri: YES! Sephy's dad!
Reno: A parody of 'Fountains of Wayne's' song... Stacy's Mom, right?
Yuri: YES!
Reno: shuffles through the discs and plays the song
Yuri: sweetly Sephy's dad is really, really rad,
Sephy's dad is really, really rad.
Sephy, can I come over after school? After School?
We can hang around by the local pool. The local pool
Did your dad get back from his business trip? Business trip
Is he there, or is he trying to give me the slip? Give me the slip
You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be,
I'm all grown up now, honey can't you see?
Sephy's dad, is really, really rad
He's all I want or will ever have.
Sephy can't you see? You're just not the guy for me.
I know it's really sad but I'm in love with Sephy's dad.
Sephy's dad is really, really rad,
Sephy's dad is really, really rad.
Sephy do you remember when I weeded your lawn? Weeded your lawn
Your dad came out, with just his boxers on. Boxers on
Vincent: UGH!
Yuri: I can tell he like me by the way he stared. Way he stared
And the way he said, "Get that damn monster out of there!" Monster out of there
And I know you think it's just a fantasy,
But since your mom is gone your dad can use a girl like me.
Sephy's dad, is really, really rad
He's all I want or will ever have.
Sephy can't you see?
You're just not the guy for me.
I know it's really sad but I'm in love with Sephy's dad.
Sephy's dad, is really, really rad
He's all I want or will ever have.
Sephy can't you see?
You're just not the guy for me.
I know it's really sad but I'm in love with Sephy's dad. bows, looks around I'm going to leave leaves
Hojo: tries to follow her WAIT! YOU MAY BE ONE OF MY ONLY FANS!
Sephiroth: grabs him and throws him in the cage again
Reno: sighs what I have to put up with for a good beer...