Chapter Twenty Six: "What it feels like for a Turk."
Elena: My turn!
Beth: okay, are you sober?
Elena: Is Reno a natural Red head?
Everyone:...
Elena: I AM SOBER!
Reno: opens his shorts and looks down pants Yes, I am naturally THIS red... Starts music for Madonna's "What it feels like for a girl
Elena: Shinra HQ,
White as candy, baby
White as Rufus...
Skin that shows in Heidigger's big chez
It's so strong you'd never know it
Good little nugget never shows it
When he opens up his crack to speak
All the future looks so bleak...
Do you know what it feels like
for a Turk?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
for a Turk?
Shotguns that twirl on the prez that's bending
All Reno's booze glands are relenting
Reno: Am! hic NOT!
Elena: I am just a fe-male Turk
And Rude won't know, stuck-up, je-erk
Rude: Beg your pardon?
Elena: When you're falling flat on new cleaned floors
Could that Reno slam the doors?
Do you know what it feels like
for a Turk?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
for a Turk?
Do you know what it feels like
for a Turk?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
for a Turk?
It's so strong you'd never know it
Good little nugget never shows it
When he opens up his crack to speak
All the future looks so bleak...
Do you know what it feels like
for a Turk?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
for a Turk?
Do you know what it feels like
for a Turk?
Do you know what it feels like in this world
for a Turk?
In this world
Do you know?
Do you know?
Do you know what it feels like
for a Turk?
What it feels like in this world
Rude: glares at Elena
Reno: Stuck-up?
Elena: Yes, now shut up and have some more beer!
Beth: Er...thanks?