Chapter Twenty Seven: Just Killin'
Cloud: Here is one, I think it's called "Killin?"
Sephiroth: Do that with you, Cloud boy!
Cloud: okay!
Reno: But we already did a parody of "Rollin'" hits play again
Sephiroth: Play the fuckin' track!
Play the fuckin' track!
Oh there it is... music starts
Rufus Shinra, Daddy Shinra, that's right ya'll, Sephiroth
We just keep on killin' baby
Are you ready?
Cloud: Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, Back up
Tell me who ya gonna kill now!
Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, Back up
Tell me who ya gonna kill now!
Sephiroth: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Cloud: Uggh
Sephiroth: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Cloud: What?
Sephiroth: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Cloud: Now I know ya'll be lovin this killin' shit right here
S.E.P.H.I.R.O.T.H the one winged angel is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air!
Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care
See, Rufus ain't givin' a fuck
Sephiroth: If his daddy gives a fuck about him
Cloud: Sephiroth is untouchable, branded unfuckable
Sephiroth: So keep Red Xlll in his cage this time Hojo
And until Palmer doesn't run his mouth
Then Cloud might have to come in and kill
Cloud: And Scarlet may have to break the fuck out
And then Shinra will have to see who's left
After one round with X
And who is Sephy bringin' next?
Cloud: Just know it's Red and Meth
So where the fuck you at Sephiroth?
Rufus, shut the fuck up
And back the fuck up
While Shinra and Sephiroth fuck this world up!
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: Uggh
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: What?
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: Oh what, ya'll thought Shinra was gonna promote Scarlet?
Check Barret's dangerous slang
Cid's language is atrocious
When Tifa lets her's hang
All the men start to focus
It's wutang
Cloud: What the fuck's a Prod Clod?
Sephiroth: I wave my black flag at the Roaches
Who approach us
These twin mako made guys
Who have large swords for weapons
Too late to save Zach now Cloud
Cloud: That Shinra SOLDIER stepped up and blew 'im out
So what?
Cid drinks and cusses too much
Cid: FUCK YEAH!
Cloud: So what?
Sephy cuts things up too much?
Sephiroth: Now when Shinra and Sephy kill
You motherfuckin' rebels turn in yo materia
Cause for the promised land
Rufus is jackin' up some limos for the rest o' Shinra ta use
Now AVALANCHE ain't got nothin' but bullets
And they ain't gonna un-button their clothes
They just shove a yellow mellow tissue up Rufus' nose
You bitches
Sephiroth: Swing the vine on the bad boom nuts
I'm as hairy as hell
Ahh to hell
And tattooed up
Scarlet's just like a female dog
We can't even piss in a bathroom, what?
In highschool Rufus only dealt with the classroom sluts
Cloud: Rufus' real name is Johnny Donny Brascoe
Rufus: How did he know?
Sephiroth: Talk to employees of Shinra like they were trash
And he's gonna cut their cash flow
Cloud: Yell if ya want money
Sephiroth: Funny how they ain't gonna not get anything
Dark hard green backs
As Sephy will just mash bodies in the mosh pit
Yo, and Rufus is the D.O
You're lookin' at the One Wigned Angel Sephiroth points to himself
Cloud: pointing to Sephiroth On Friday he saw AVALANCHE
He sliced them up for five to fourty minutes
Sephiroth:While Barret just stunk up the bathroom
Like Craig Paul was in it
Barret: Wha' wit dis shit?
Cloud: Sephy will just end up runnin' a sword through your back
Who thinks Tifa's a whore?
No one can match Sephy
He'll just end up in the Guiness
FUCK, how many SOLDIER'S are playas?
Sephiroth: A ball is in it
Brick city, Midgar
Better call 'em sinners there
Bunch o' black that'll run up from the slums
White mall and spill it
Cloud: Yo, peace and come on!
Sephiroth: Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands downBack up, Back up
Tell me who ya gonna kill now!
Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, Back up
Tell me who ya gonna kill now!
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: Uggh
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: What?
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: Uggh
Cloud: It just don't get no darker then the slums
Sephiroth: Kid with the sword
Go ahead and stab him
And uses materia to make a spark
Now, Barret's a fair (author is not going to use the word that was here)
No one's quicker then his gun arm trigger
Took himself to be dead
No, he was just fucked up in the head
Cloud: Yo man, Sephy's just tryin' to hold his breath
No, it's not just in your head
Sephiroth: Cause Rufus will already be shiting on himself
Cause Palmer's already dead
And at his funeral you won't need a casket
Barret's leavin' soon enough
For Shinra to stuff their basket
But Aeris' skippin'
Task it
Cloud: Rufus will need his ass kickedHis mom never let him forget
That he's never gonna be a piece of shit
There ain't gonna be no shit
That's why he takes Scarlet's shit
But if he'll see shit
And to their D shit
D sharp
Sephiroth: Rufus will do what he wants to do
And right here in front of you
Cloud: And Sephy will be running you
Wait up damn, Barret needs to catch up
Sephiroth: Yeah, that (author refuses to use the word originally here) ain't running a fucking thing
Cloud:But his mouth
Sephiroth: Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands downBack up, Back up
Tell me who ya gonna kill now!
Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, Back up
Tell me who ya gonna kill now!
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: Uggh
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: What?
Cloud: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Sephiroth: Uggh
Sephiroth: You wanna mess with Sephiroth?
Cloud: Hell yeah!
Sephiroth: You can't mess with Sephiroth
Cloud: Why?
Sephiroth: Because he keeps killin'
Cloud: Yeah
Sephiroth: Every day and every night
Cloud: Yeah
Sephiroth: See this Masamune right here?
Cloud: Uh huh
Well Sephy is killin' all the time
Sephiroth: So you better get some better weapons
And uh, get some better pieces of materia
Cloud: D'oh!
Sephiroth: And if you reall really wanna get this killin' started
Then people everywhere just get retarded
Get retarded!People everywhere just get retarded!
Cloud: Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, Back up
Tell me who ya gonna kill now!
Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, Back up
Tell me who ya gonna kill now!
Sephiroth: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Cloud: Uggh
Sephiroth: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Cloud: What?
Sephiroth: Keep killin', killin', killin', killin'
Cloud: Uggh
Sephiroth: That's right baby!
Cloud: Rufus Shinra
Daddy Shinra
Shinra
Sephy
Sephiroth: Swizz beats
Cloud: Where the fuck you at Sephy?
Punk that shit!
Yuffie: That will give me nightmares for ever...
Beth: You said that!
Aeris: Someone get me out of here...
Rude: You're telling me.