Chapter Twenty Nine: Sephiroth Paridise
Sephiroth: MY TURN!hits button on player for "Amish Paridise" Parody Ahem...
As I walk through the tendrils of the Northern Crater
I look to see if I can get out later
I go all wacky everytime a fly comes out
So you'll know my spaz when Yuffie smacked me with a trout
I'm fightin' these Gargoyles, boy they are wierd
Before I chip off the rock, I've grown a beard
Heck, I don't want that to happen!
Yuffie'll start pullin' it when I'm nappin'!
Why does Seph have to hole up here? points to his head
It smells like fish and trash and beer!
But when we get to the bottom and we get to that dude
I'm gonna smack him with my giant 'tude!
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
I've been killin' Magic Pots
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
Been stompin' Gargoyles
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
Been whooping mover butt
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
After making it down through the spiral place
I kicked butt of a dragon and ran the race!
I met up with a Master Tonberry
So I whooped his butt and I was merry
Of course I did it with Knights of Round
What a powerful summon, it's so profound!
And again I fought one and morphed his rear
It was a Ribbon, my 32nd-oh dear!
He said "If you dare to touch my star"
I'll turn you face into a giant mar"
Did I listen though? Not a chance?
I killed him and did a vic-tree dance
There's no stores, no shops, no grand bazaars,
Not a single thing to buy
Like Sephiroth Caruso
It's as far-fetched as can be
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
Got no time for beer and wives
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
There's no time for power games
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
Can be so fun, can be so lames
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
Kickin' all the movers, bootin' all the M Pots
Blastin' all the losers, Havin' fun-oh yes, lots!
Think Seph is so darn great? Think Seph's got mad skills?
Well, I'm one to know he ain't givin' me chills
He's what's called "A farmer in the Dell"
Well after we whoop him and bust im', he's off ta hell!
So don't mess up and don't be a clone
Or else, poor Sephy, I will make you into Sephy ala Blown
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
We've got carzy Sephy-vibes
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
No Weapons here or there
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
But you'll see red marks everywhere
Living in a Seph Clone Paradise
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh CLONE!
Beth: sourly Thanks...yet again, brother dearest...
Sephiroth: You're very welcome!