(Relaxing Vacation/I'm On Hiatus/I Just need a break/Who's on the lamb)
Who: (holds up finger) One more Pina Coloda for the road.
Kuwabara: (wearing an apron) How long do you think you can hide out here? I mean before they hunt you down and find you.
Who: I don't know how many people would expect to find me in your house? (quietly) How many girls actually want to hide in your house?
Kuwabara: Hey I know a couple. (moment of silence) Hundred (nods) Yeah a couple hundred
Who: That's good. I don't own Yu Yu hakusho or any of it's characters but I do own Torrin. I know it's nothing to be proud of but it's a start.
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My kind of Place.
"You think you could give someone some WARNING before you shove them out on their ass!" Shouted Yusuke as he stood outside of Koenma's door with the other four boys.
"Where's that blue haired beauty from before?" Inquired Torrin he put his hand over his eyes and looked around.
"She'll be in touch. Till then, you are in our custody. While under our care I suggest you try to be tolerable." Said Kurama still angry and trying his best to keep his cool.
"Alright Princess. So where are we going to go? I'm tired and could use a bit of rest." Said Torrin he shot a few devious glances Kurama's way. (A/N. No Torrin doesn't swing that way he's just being creep.)
"No way he's staying with me." Said Kuwabara quietly to Yusuke. "I think he eats cats."
"Yeah well he can't stay with me either. And Hiei lives in a tree so he's out." Said Yusuke, then he looked up at Kurama.
"He needn't stay with any of us. Genkai's temple is the safest place for him. So we'll see if he can stay there." Said Kurama quickly knowing exactly what Yusuke was hinting at.
"Whatever, as long as he doesn't get on my nerves." Said Yusuke he shot a quick glance in Torrin's direction.
"I still, refuse to baby-sit that second rate demon." Said Hiei angrily.
"We'll just have to put up with him until we have defeated Gladamus." Said Kurama. "And if I can put up with him. I think that all of us can."
"Princess." Said Torrin looking over Kurama's shoulder. "What are you four talking about?" Torrin placed his arm on his favorite arm rest Kurama's shoulder Kurama's eye gave a quick spasm.
"I will try to be nice when I say this." Said Kurama in a very calm yet stern voice. "Remove your arm from around me." Kurama voice was somewhat louder than when he normally spoke. "I have a name. It's Kurama. I'd prefer that you call me by my name." Said Kurama still trying his best to control the anger he was feeling.
"Alright, if you insist Princ… Kurama." Said Torrin he shook his head mockingly when he said Kurama's name. Showing his dislike of how the name rolled off his tongue. Torrin then moved a comfortable distance away from Kurama. As par the red head's request.
"Whatever, " Said Torrin nonchalantly. "So where are we headed?"
"Genkai's Temple, in Ningenkai." Said Kurama, not without a small hint of regret in his voice.
"Really? Well what are we waiting for, let us go." Said Torrin rather eagerly.
"Hey you don't get any ideas. Once we get there you're gonna have to stay outta sight." Said Yusuke giving Torrin a stern look.
"We don't need anyone to know you're there, that could cause trouble." Said Kurama.
"It's sweet of you to worry Princess." Said Torrin. Kurama shot a quick glare. "Sorry Princess." Kurama's glare at Torrin only grew more hateful; Torrin shrugged. "I guess old habits do, die hard."
The tip of Hiei's katana flew up to Torrin's neck. "I am not nearly as patient as the fox. I may not be able to kill you, but I can cause you pain. Pain the likes you would have never known existed. If you want to test me, cross me again." Hiei removed his katana's blade from Torrin's neck.
"Well you certainly are protective when it comes to the Princess." Said Torrin looking toward Hiei, but not moving his head. "Oh." Said Torrin as if suddenly struck with a sudden realization. "I guess I hadn't noticed the two of you are together. "
Hiei's grip on his katana became lax, and the weapon fell from his hand. On Hiei face was a distinct mixture of: anger, hatred, and embarrassment. But, Hiei wasn't the only one who was red in the face. Kurama quickly ran his hand through his hair wanting so desperately to just pull out his rose whip and do away with Torrin.
"How, embarrassing."
"WHAT!" Roared Hiei shooting a very hateful death glare at Torrin.
"Hmm, I guess I'll just have to work harder to win your affections won't I Princess." Said Torrin, he gave a quick forlorn glance at Kurama, then lifted his eyes toward the ceiling and stared off pensively.
Yusuke and Kuwabara started to snicker, but Hiei growled at the two of them and they fell silent.
"Alright, Alright, Let's just go and get this over with. It's already been an hour I'm gonna be late for not going to school." Said Yusuke, then he yawned.
"I don't like this not one bit." Said Kuwabara as he and his companions left the spirit world palace.
Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Torrin arrived at Genkai's temple shortly after leaving spirit world. Kurama, seemed exceptionally weary as they all arrived at Genkai's Temple. Though the trip wasn't long it seemed to take an eternity, because of the burden known as Torrin.
"So. This is Ningenkai." Torrin looked around. "I've always dreamed of coming here. I've heard a lot about the ningen onnas." Torrin gave a toothy grin, "And, from what I've already seen." Torrin flashed a quick glance at Kurama. Kurama just rolled his eyes and turned away from Torrin. "I don't think that I will be disappointed."
"Come on let's just drop him off here and see about him later, like after I've gotten some sleep." Said Yusuke, he let out a deep yawn.
"I'm with you, Urameshi." Said Kuwabara in a voice that sounded just as drowsy as Yusuke's.
"Pathetic weak ningens" Said Hiei looking at Yusuke and Kuwabara. He turned away to conceal his own yawn.
"Hey do you really think that Genkai will let him stay." Said Kuwabara, he let out another yawn, then he looked at Torrin, then toward the other detectives. "I mean he's a total creep and …"
"Actually my aesthetically-challenged friend, and use the term lightly." (A/N. he uses the term friend lightly that is.) Said Torrin interrupting Kuwabara. "I happen to be quite the charmer. Especially when it come to lovely young beauties." Torrin flashed a seductive smile in Kurama's direction.
"Yeah well how do you do with dried up old hags?" Asked Yusuke.
"We'll see" Said Torrin ascetically, turning to look at Yusuke.
Yusuke yawned and stretched out his arms. "It's five thirty in the morning I wonder if the old hag is even awake." Said Yusuke looking at a door to the temple.
"Actually I was awake two hours ago dimwit." Said Genkai's voice behind the five boys. Yusuke and Kuwabara, were a bit startled by Genkia's entrance. "In fact I'm usually always up at this hour."
"That dried up old prune is the renowned psychic Genkai, I heard she was young and lovely." Said Torrin sadly. Yusuke nodded, and gave an amused smile once he noticed Torrin's reaction.
Oh great another Yusuke. Thought Genkai to herself. "What brings you here?" Genkai asked pushing past the five boys and opening the door to her temple.
"We need a place for this guy to stay." Said Yusuke he pointed at Torrin as everyone went inside. "He's supposed to be helping us, so we've got to keep him safe. So do you have any room for him grandma."
"Not if your gonna have that type of attitude with me."
"Oh come on. You can train him or something it's just for a little while."
"I'm sorry there's no more room here."
"Oh come on what are you kidding me there's like plenty of room."
"Not if the first thing you do when you come here is insult me!"
Kuwabara, Torrin, Kurama, and Hiei watched Yusuke and Genkai go back and forth between arguments.
"Listen you old hag all you have to do is let the guy stay here and you'll be helping to save the world."
"How unfair, I'd much rather stay with you Princess." Said Torrin he moved close to Kurama. Kurama moved away. "I love it when they play hard to get." Said Torrin to no one in particular. Kuwabara cringed. Hiei glared at Torrin but Torrin just gave him a spiteful smirk. Which caused Hiei to give a low hateful growl.
"Well get over it you're staying here." Said Yusuke angrily. Genkai shot Yusuke a quick glare.
"You'd better hurry up and finish this mission, Dimwit."
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(Still on Vacation/Hiding/Going through her Victor Frankenstein I've created a monster phase/In Kuwabara's house/No one would look for a girl here.)
Who: (sobbing uncontrollably) I just can't do it I won't I won't I won't.
Torrin: (Somehow appears in Kuwabara's room) Oh what's wrong my little virgin.
Who: I just don't want to wr… (Looks up screams)
Kuwabara: Hey I said I was coming with the drinks you don't have to yell.
Who: Torrin what the hell are you doing here?
Torrin: Piranhas were not going to keep me from seeing you. So I see you are in hiding Virgin, why's that?
Who: Don't call me that.
Kuwabara: (comes into the room) Hey you're that creep.
Torrin: Hey you're that miserable excuse for a Neanderthal.
Kuwabara: Wha?
Torrin: If I cared about your lack of intelligence I'd have a headache right now. Now where was I? Oh yes my little Vir… (looks around) Where is she. (see note on the chair Who was sitting in)
Kuwabara: (Picks up Note) It says review please, and cya later.
Torrin: Damnit, I lost my little Virgin again.