Who: (Looking over Reviews. Looks up) shishi's-lover (looks back down at review) You have a crush on… Torrin. (Looks back down at review) But why? He's a jerk. If he knew you liked him. Oh the obscene things he would say and do. No but seriously how'd you get a crush on him? What draws you to him?
Torrin: Virgin we must stop meeting like this.
Who: (hides reviews) What do you mean by that?
Torrin: I mean we've got to stop meeting on our feet. I much rather have you lying down.
Who: -- (mumbles) How 'bout we not meet at all.
Torrin: (looking behind Who's back) Hmm what's this my little Virgin Grabs reviews from Who.
Who: No wait don't read those.
Torrin: (Drops all but two review.) Well now this is interesting. (small chuckle) Virgin get back to writing mustn't keep your fans waiting (looks at the two reviews in his hands and chuckles softly again)
Who: I hope those aren't the reviews I think they are.
Torrin: Virgin I don't hear typing.
Who: (imitates Torrin with a nasally voice) I don't hear typing. I don't own The Yu Yu Gang.
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Trouble Maker
Torrin shot contemptuous glare at Genkai, while her eyes were closed. "No fun at all. I can't believe I'm trapped in this place with a dried up old bag." Thought Torrin to himself as he sat on the floor pretending to meditate with Genkai. He closed his eyes and went back to putting on his meditating act. "At least when that Princess, that called himself a boy was here I could get some type of entertainment. This is just torture."
Torrin's eyes crept open, he looked around and then quietly stood. He looked down at Genkai "If I didn't know any better I say the old crone fall asleep." Torrin looked back up. The image of young woman with sea-green hair flew past the doorway. "Well now maybe I won't be as bored as I thought." Torrin mumbled to himself and started to walk off.
Torrin wasn't able to take one good step before a hand reached up and grabbed his pant leg. Torrin looked down toward his foot and noticed Genkai, who was still sitting cross legged with her eyes closed staring forward, had grabbed a hold of his pant leg.
"Down boy." Said Genkai. Torrin rolled his eyes and moved back to where he was sitting. "If you're gonna stay here you're going to behave." Said Genkai still not looking at Torrin, who was now sitting, and looking very pissed. His arms were folded across and he seemed a bit pouty. He looked out the doorway, catching a glimpse of the spectral like beauty the drift passed the doorway again.
"How disappointing." Thought Torrin looking at Genkai.
Some time later Genkai stood up from her mediations. Looking quiet relaxed, she looked down at Torrin he had fallen asleep. "I'd swear he was Yusuke." Said Genkai to herself still looking down at him. Torrin's eye twitched, then shot open. He looked up and noticed Genkai, and gave a surprise little wince.
"What my blue haired beauty you've turned into an shrunken old crone." Said Torrin in a voice that suggested he was still half asleep. Genkai eye twitched from anger.
"I was in fact a shrunken old crone before you fell asleep." Said Genkai rather angrily looking down at Torrin her hands clutched into a fists.
"Well that's a relief then." Said Torrin he yawned and stood up. "Now there's something here I've got to look for so if you'll excuse me." Said Torrin walking around Genkai. She moved in his way. So Torrin move to the other side only to have Genkai get in his way again.
"For your own protection you're restricted from leaving this room when no one else is here." said Genkai, she looked up at Torrin.
"Is that so?" Said Torrin defiantly he folded his arms over his chest. Genkai just nodded. "And who's going to stop me. Certainly not you, you wrinkly old…" Before Torrin could even finish his statement he was looking up at Genkai from the floor.
Genkai calmly walked out of the room closing the door behind her. "Hey you dried up old…" Torrin ran to the door to find he couldn't open it. "Let me out of here you old prune. I swear when I get out of here I'm coming after your head."
Half an hour later Torrin was still screaming out insults, and threat, and had started on profanities as he continued hitting on the door.
"He's got a lot of spirit I'll give him that." said Genkai to herself sipping from a cup of tea she had.
"Let me out you old bitch!!!" Shouted Torrin Genkai continued to ignore him. "I can't stand being cooped up in here. Not when I could be looking at young ningen onnas." Said Torrin to himself finally becoming fatigued. He sighed and leaned against the door to the room, only to have it opened behind him. Torrin fell backwards and was now looking up at Yusuke from the flat of his back.
"How are you enjoying being on lockdown." Yusuke asked with a mocking grin.
"Oh well, look the pathetic excuse for a spirit detective has come back. What did the prepubescent prince find out some new information, or are you just here to torture me." Said Torrin standing up and dusting himself off. "Hello." Said Torrin suggestively looking right passed Yusuke.
Yusuke turned around and looked at Keiko, not really thinking too much about it. Torrin smiled and pushed passed Yusuke. "Hello there my lovely morning flower." Said Torrin walking up to Keiko taking her hand, and kissing it. (A/N. he's only charming when he wants to get on someone's nerves, by getting on the good side of their girl. Otherwise sigh.) "My you are enchanting, your beauty surpasses anything I've ever seen before.
"Uh… Yusuke?" Said Keiko a light blush rising on her face.
"Hey you get away from her she's my gir… My friend." Said Yusuke turning around and giving Torrin a most hateful look.
Torrin gave a forlorn sigh, "Alas faith is so cruel, that it would forbid me to even know the name of a beauty such as you."
"My, my, my name's Keiko." Said Keiko uncertainly.
"A magnificent name for such a magnificent creature." Said Torrin flashing a smile. Yusuke walked up to Torrin and pushed him away. Torrin fell to the floor.
"Yusuke you big jerk what'd you do that for?" Said Keiko giving Yusuke an angry look. She went over to Torrin and help him to his feet.
"That guy's a jerk." Said Yusuke he pointed at Torrin. "The only reason that he's even talking to you is because he knows I like… I mean because he's trying to get into your pants." Keiko looked at Torrin and he gave an innocent well I'd never look. She turned back to Yusuke looking very angry and slapped him.
"I'm going to go into the kitchen." Said Keiko still fuming with anger. She walked off leaving Torrin and Yusuke in the room alone.
"Ahh, tough break there." Said Torrin dryly. He looked off in the direction that Keiko walked in. "She's not even wearing pants you know." Said Torrin he looked down at his hand inspecting his finger nails. "It's more like I'm trying to get under your dear Keiko's dress." Torrin said giving a devious smile. "So." Torrin stopped looking at his hand and looked at Yusuke "Do you think I have a chance?"
Yusuke gave and angry growl and was ready to lunge at Torrin the only problem was, Torrin was already halfway to the kitchen. "That fucking asshole." Yusuke mumbled to himself through clenched teeth, with clenched fist. Then he angrily followed Torrin.
Hiei had found his way into Genkai's temple and was glaring at Torrin while Torrin playfully teased Keiko. Yusuke stood next to Hiei and the two glared hatefully at Torrin. Both of them wore hateful scowls, and had their arms folded over their chests.
"Has he seen your sister yet?" Asked Yusuke quietly.
"No not yet, and I'd like it to stay that way." Said Hiei darkly "That's all I'd need another baka that I can't stand chasing after her."
Torrin walked over to the two glowering boys, "Well I feel the hate in this corner of the room. Oh don't worry." Said Torrin looking at Yusuke. "I'll give you your girlfriend back." A devious grin spread across Torrin's face, and he gave a dark little chuckle. "Once I've had my fun with her that is. I wonder what she's hiding under that cute little dress of hers. Whatever it is. It's pink."
Yusuke gave a low growl, which caused Torrin to give another soft chuckle. "Shut the hell up stop talking about her like that!!!" Said Yusuke, trying his best to get at Torrin's throat. Hiei was trying his best to hold Yusuke back, even though he wanted like hell just to let him go. Torrin moved forward just enough to let himself get hit by one of Yusuke stray punches.
Torrin gave a small gasp and held his face where he had gotten hit. "Whatever was that for?" Said Torrin feigned innocence laying heavy in his voice.
"Oh Yusuke why do you have to be such a creep." Said Keiko walking over to the seemingly wounded Torrin, and looking at his face with concern.
"He started it." Yusuke shouted as he pointed at Torrin.
"If it's a crime to compliment a young onna on her taste in clothes, then I'm guilty." Said Torrin sweetly.
"He was talking about what was under your dress. HE SAID YOU WERE WEARING PINK UNDERWEAR!!!!" Yusuke shouted all eyes turned to him and, the very red, very embarrassed/angry Keiko.
The last thing Yusuke saw was Keiko raising her hand. Yusuke flew about ten feet before landing at the door the Kuwabara had just walked in.
"Whoa, what happened?" Said Kuwabara looking down at the twitching form of Yusuke sprawled out at his feet.
"Yusuke made a rather stupid comment." Said Genkai, not fully believing that Torrin was without blame.
"You are as kind as you are beautiful." Said Torrin sweetly to Keiko taking her hands in his own. He turned to where Yusuke was sprawled out to make sure that he was watching. Yusuke was indeed watching and getting angrier by the second. "Any man who has the fortune of receiving your love, would truly be lucky." Said Torrin letting go of Keiko's hands.
Keiko blushed putting her hands on her face. She turned away from Torrin. Torrin gave a small laugh "Well I guess I'd better get out of the way here." said Torrin leaving the kitchen. When he turned away from Keiko he wore a smug smirk on his face. Kuwabara just stared dumbly while Yusuke glared. "I think I'll be seeing what's really under your little girlfriends dress in no time." Snapped Torrin rather arrogantly.
"Not when she sees how big an asshole you are." retorted Yusuke angrily.
"She won't know until I've had her."
"YOU'RE DEAD!!!!" Shouted Yusuke.
"Hold on Urameshi." Said Kuwabara holding Yusuke back. "We can't kill him remember? We gotta protect this guy even. If he is a jerk."
"Yes, so you'd better watch yourself. Besides I don't intend to get beaten up by such a pathetic little fighter." Yusuke's eye twitched at this remark.
"You really enjoy the prospect of being killed don't you?" Said Hiei looking at Torrin.
Torrin sat down. "Are you trying to threaten me Insect, cause you aren't very intimidating."
"Hn," Said Hiei his hand moving toward his katana.
"You know." said Torrin stretching out his legs. "If you were a few inches taller I might even be considered short." Said Torrin mockingly, and for no other reason than to see just how angry Hiei would get. Hiei gave a low growl but didn't say anything.
The sound of a door sliding open caught the attention of the four young men. They saw Kurama enter the temple with and a young woman, that had sea green hair. Both of them were each carrying bags. Not too much later another young woman entered the temple, she wobbled in looking tired and a little confused.
"Ha ha now I can really have some fun." Said Torrin with a toothy grin that looked particularly evil.
Kurama set the bags he was carrying down and walked over to the stumbling girl. "Please leave." He pleaded with her.
"Oh no way." Said the girl sounding startlingly coherent though the way she stumbled about seem to suggest otherwise. "This is the last time you're gonna ditch me SHUICHI MINAMINO!! I didn't bust my ass following you and your girlfriend here for nothing." Said the young woman she pointed at Kurama, then at Yukina. By now Kurama had garnered quite a bit of unwanted attention from everyone, as he tried his best to shoo, the girl out the door. "I know where you live." Said the young women as Kurama closed the door on her.
"We'll talk later." Kurama whispered before completely shutting the girl out.
"Who on earth was that?" Said Hiei giving a confused look at Kurama.
"Just a friend from school."
"Really?" Said Yusuke rather skeptically.
"Yukina." Said Kuwabara happily getting to his feet. "Yukina, Yukina, Yukina, Yukina, Yukina." Kuwabara chanted happily as he bounded over to where Yukina stood.
"Hello Kazuma." Said Yukina sweetly noticing the enraptured teen coming toward her only to be pushed out of the way by Torrin.
"Hello my dear. I am The magnificent Torrin Ravencroth, but a creature as sweet and stunning as you can just call me Torrin. Yukina looked a little confused but nodded and smiled.
"Hello Torrin."
Kuwabara looked crushed as Torrin put his arm on Yukina's shoulder. Hiei just became livid. He could already see the disgusting thoughts rushing through Torrin's head. His hand instinctively clutched his katana tightly.
"So your name is Yukina, the name suits you. It sounds as sweet as you seem." Said Torrin he flashed a smile.
"Uh. I must help the others in the kitchen."
"I understand." Said Torrin in his oh so charming way. "I do hope to see more of you sweet Yukina." Yukina nodded and smiled, then went to the kitchen.
"That's two." Said Torrin looking rather proud. "Maybe I'll start a collection, onnas are so easily charmed."
"Hey you what's that about? Yukina's my girl." Said Kuwabara in a whiny sounding voice.
"Of course she is, I just want to borrow her for a night. Then we'll see if she still wants you in the morning." Said Torrin. Kuwabara quacked with anger. "Calm down repugnant faced baka, your temper is showing."
"Wha? Where?" Said Kuwabara looking himself over.
"Baka." Hiei retorted feeling embarrassed just to know Kuwabara at the moment.
"Princess, long time no see." Said Torrin finally bringing his attention back to his favorite torture victim.
Kurama rolled his eyes, "Just when I was beginning to feel left out." Said Kurama dryly.
"What did you really think I could forget about you. You're a vision of loveliness, a stunning creature."
"I'm a guy." Said Kurama.
"Really, now how do you expect me to believe that." Said Torrin he walked up to Kurama and took bit of Kurama hair in his hands. "You got this beautiful red hair those lovely eyes and…" Torrin had his arm on Kurama's shoulder at this point and his hand slide down to where Kurama's nonexistent bust. Torrin groped about a bit. Kurama just became very red in the face.
"Princess, your as flat as a board. Oh well. You've still got that beautiful face said Torrin taking Kurama's chin in his hand. Kurama batted Torrin's hand away. And moved out of Torrin reach blushing and completely humiliated
"Did he just feel up Kurama?" Asked Kuwabara. Yusuke nodded then broke out into laughter. Kuwabara's laughter was then heard. Hiei despite the fact that he hated it when Torrin picked on Kurama Hiei was having trouble trying to hide his own amusement.
"I pray that this mission will be over soon." Said Kurama quietly.
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Who: You've gotta feel bad for Kurama. Why do you pick on him so much Torrin
Torrin: The Princess is just an easy target, and don't even get me started on the insect and the oaf.
Who: People want you dead can't you try and be nice.
Torrin: I'm sorry, Who I have been quite rude haven't I? (walks up to Who) My dear sweet onna do you think that you can forgive me (Takes Who's hand and stares into her eyes) Please. (evil smile) Virgin. (Pulls Who in close and tries to kiss her. End up getting his… uh pride hurt.)
Who: You Torrin Are a first class one of a kind grade A JERK!!!
Torrin: Virgin we must stop meeting like this.
Who: (hides reviews) What do you mean by that?
Torrin: I mean we've got to stop meeting on our feet. I much rather have you lying down.
Who: -- (mumbles) How 'bout we not meet at all.
Torrin: (looking behind Who's back) Hmm what's this my little Virgin Grabs reviews from Who.
Who: No wait don't read those.
Torrin: (Drops all but two review.) Well now this is interesting. (small chuckle) Virgin get back to writing mustn't keep your fans waiting (looks at the two reviews in his hands and chuckles softly again)
Who: I hope those aren't the reviews I think they are.
Torrin: Virgin I don't hear typing.
Who: (imitates Torrin with a nasally voice) I don't hear typing. I don't own The Yu Yu Gang.
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Trouble Maker
Torrin shot contemptuous glare at Genkai, while her eyes were closed. "No fun at all. I can't believe I'm trapped in this place with a dried up old bag." Thought Torrin to himself as he sat on the floor pretending to meditate with Genkai. He closed his eyes and went back to putting on his meditating act. "At least when that Princess, that called himself a boy was here I could get some type of entertainment. This is just torture."
Torrin's eyes crept open, he looked around and then quietly stood. He looked down at Genkai "If I didn't know any better I say the old crone fall asleep." Torrin looked back up. The image of young woman with sea-green hair flew past the doorway. "Well now maybe I won't be as bored as I thought." Torrin mumbled to himself and started to walk off.
Torrin wasn't able to take one good step before a hand reached up and grabbed his pant leg. Torrin looked down toward his foot and noticed Genkai, who was still sitting cross legged with her eyes closed staring forward, had grabbed a hold of his pant leg.
"Down boy." Said Genkai. Torrin rolled his eyes and moved back to where he was sitting. "If you're gonna stay here you're going to behave." Said Genkai still not looking at Torrin, who was now sitting, and looking very pissed. His arms were folded across and he seemed a bit pouty. He looked out the doorway, catching a glimpse of the spectral like beauty the drift passed the doorway again.
"How disappointing." Thought Torrin looking at Genkai.
Some time later Genkai stood up from her mediations. Looking quiet relaxed, she looked down at Torrin he had fallen asleep. "I'd swear he was Yusuke." Said Genkai to herself still looking down at him. Torrin's eye twitched, then shot open. He looked up and noticed Genkai, and gave a surprise little wince.
"What my blue haired beauty you've turned into an shrunken old crone." Said Torrin in a voice that suggested he was still half asleep. Genkai eye twitched from anger.
"I was in fact a shrunken old crone before you fell asleep." Said Genkai rather angrily looking down at Torrin her hands clutched into a fists.
"Well that's a relief then." Said Torrin he yawned and stood up. "Now there's something here I've got to look for so if you'll excuse me." Said Torrin walking around Genkai. She moved in his way. So Torrin move to the other side only to have Genkai get in his way again.
"For your own protection you're restricted from leaving this room when no one else is here." said Genkai, she looked up at Torrin.
"Is that so?" Said Torrin defiantly he folded his arms over his chest. Genkai just nodded. "And who's going to stop me. Certainly not you, you wrinkly old…" Before Torrin could even finish his statement he was looking up at Genkai from the floor.
Genkai calmly walked out of the room closing the door behind her. "Hey you dried up old…" Torrin ran to the door to find he couldn't open it. "Let me out of here you old prune. I swear when I get out of here I'm coming after your head."
Half an hour later Torrin was still screaming out insults, and threat, and had started on profanities as he continued hitting on the door.
"He's got a lot of spirit I'll give him that." said Genkai to herself sipping from a cup of tea she had.
"Let me out you old bitch!!!" Shouted Torrin Genkai continued to ignore him. "I can't stand being cooped up in here. Not when I could be looking at young ningen onnas." Said Torrin to himself finally becoming fatigued. He sighed and leaned against the door to the room, only to have it opened behind him. Torrin fell backwards and was now looking up at Yusuke from the flat of his back.
"How are you enjoying being on lockdown." Yusuke asked with a mocking grin.
"Oh well, look the pathetic excuse for a spirit detective has come back. What did the prepubescent prince find out some new information, or are you just here to torture me." Said Torrin standing up and dusting himself off. "Hello." Said Torrin suggestively looking right passed Yusuke.
Yusuke turned around and looked at Keiko, not really thinking too much about it. Torrin smiled and pushed passed Yusuke. "Hello there my lovely morning flower." Said Torrin walking up to Keiko taking her hand, and kissing it. (A/N. he's only charming when he wants to get on someone's nerves, by getting on the good side of their girl. Otherwise sigh.) "My you are enchanting, your beauty surpasses anything I've ever seen before.
"Uh… Yusuke?" Said Keiko a light blush rising on her face.
"Hey you get away from her she's my gir… My friend." Said Yusuke turning around and giving Torrin a most hateful look.
Torrin gave a forlorn sigh, "Alas faith is so cruel, that it would forbid me to even know the name of a beauty such as you."
"My, my, my name's Keiko." Said Keiko uncertainly.
"A magnificent name for such a magnificent creature." Said Torrin flashing a smile. Yusuke walked up to Torrin and pushed him away. Torrin fell to the floor.
"Yusuke you big jerk what'd you do that for?" Said Keiko giving Yusuke an angry look. She went over to Torrin and help him to his feet.
"That guy's a jerk." Said Yusuke he pointed at Torrin. "The only reason that he's even talking to you is because he knows I like… I mean because he's trying to get into your pants." Keiko looked at Torrin and he gave an innocent well I'd never look. She turned back to Yusuke looking very angry and slapped him.
"I'm going to go into the kitchen." Said Keiko still fuming with anger. She walked off leaving Torrin and Yusuke in the room alone.
"Ahh, tough break there." Said Torrin dryly. He looked off in the direction that Keiko walked in. "She's not even wearing pants you know." Said Torrin he looked down at his hand inspecting his finger nails. "It's more like I'm trying to get under your dear Keiko's dress." Torrin said giving a devious smile. "So." Torrin stopped looking at his hand and looked at Yusuke "Do you think I have a chance?"
Yusuke gave and angry growl and was ready to lunge at Torrin the only problem was, Torrin was already halfway to the kitchen. "That fucking asshole." Yusuke mumbled to himself through clenched teeth, with clenched fist. Then he angrily followed Torrin.
Hiei had found his way into Genkai's temple and was glaring at Torrin while Torrin playfully teased Keiko. Yusuke stood next to Hiei and the two glared hatefully at Torrin. Both of them wore hateful scowls, and had their arms folded over their chests.
"Has he seen your sister yet?" Asked Yusuke quietly.
"No not yet, and I'd like it to stay that way." Said Hiei darkly "That's all I'd need another baka that I can't stand chasing after her."
Torrin walked over to the two glowering boys, "Well I feel the hate in this corner of the room. Oh don't worry." Said Torrin looking at Yusuke. "I'll give you your girlfriend back." A devious grin spread across Torrin's face, and he gave a dark little chuckle. "Once I've had my fun with her that is. I wonder what she's hiding under that cute little dress of hers. Whatever it is. It's pink."
Yusuke gave a low growl, which caused Torrin to give another soft chuckle. "Shut the hell up stop talking about her like that!!!" Said Yusuke, trying his best to get at Torrin's throat. Hiei was trying his best to hold Yusuke back, even though he wanted like hell just to let him go. Torrin moved forward just enough to let himself get hit by one of Yusuke stray punches.
Torrin gave a small gasp and held his face where he had gotten hit. "Whatever was that for?" Said Torrin feigned innocence laying heavy in his voice.
"Oh Yusuke why do you have to be such a creep." Said Keiko walking over to the seemingly wounded Torrin, and looking at his face with concern.
"He started it." Yusuke shouted as he pointed at Torrin.
"If it's a crime to compliment a young onna on her taste in clothes, then I'm guilty." Said Torrin sweetly.
"He was talking about what was under your dress. HE SAID YOU WERE WEARING PINK UNDERWEAR!!!!" Yusuke shouted all eyes turned to him and, the very red, very embarrassed/angry Keiko.
The last thing Yusuke saw was Keiko raising her hand. Yusuke flew about ten feet before landing at the door the Kuwabara had just walked in.
"Whoa, what happened?" Said Kuwabara looking down at the twitching form of Yusuke sprawled out at his feet.
"Yusuke made a rather stupid comment." Said Genkai, not fully believing that Torrin was without blame.
"You are as kind as you are beautiful." Said Torrin sweetly to Keiko taking her hands in his own. He turned to where Yusuke was sprawled out to make sure that he was watching. Yusuke was indeed watching and getting angrier by the second. "Any man who has the fortune of receiving your love, would truly be lucky." Said Torrin letting go of Keiko's hands.
Keiko blushed putting her hands on her face. She turned away from Torrin. Torrin gave a small laugh "Well I guess I'd better get out of the way here." said Torrin leaving the kitchen. When he turned away from Keiko he wore a smug smirk on his face. Kuwabara just stared dumbly while Yusuke glared. "I think I'll be seeing what's really under your little girlfriends dress in no time." Snapped Torrin rather arrogantly.
"Not when she sees how big an asshole you are." retorted Yusuke angrily.
"She won't know until I've had her."
"YOU'RE DEAD!!!!" Shouted Yusuke.
"Hold on Urameshi." Said Kuwabara holding Yusuke back. "We can't kill him remember? We gotta protect this guy even. If he is a jerk."
"Yes, so you'd better watch yourself. Besides I don't intend to get beaten up by such a pathetic little fighter." Yusuke's eye twitched at this remark.
"You really enjoy the prospect of being killed don't you?" Said Hiei looking at Torrin.
Torrin sat down. "Are you trying to threaten me Insect, cause you aren't very intimidating."
"Hn," Said Hiei his hand moving toward his katana.
"You know." said Torrin stretching out his legs. "If you were a few inches taller I might even be considered short." Said Torrin mockingly, and for no other reason than to see just how angry Hiei would get. Hiei gave a low growl but didn't say anything.
The sound of a door sliding open caught the attention of the four young men. They saw Kurama enter the temple with and a young woman, that had sea green hair. Both of them were each carrying bags. Not too much later another young woman entered the temple, she wobbled in looking tired and a little confused.
"Ha ha now I can really have some fun." Said Torrin with a toothy grin that looked particularly evil.
Kurama set the bags he was carrying down and walked over to the stumbling girl. "Please leave." He pleaded with her.
"Oh no way." Said the girl sounding startlingly coherent though the way she stumbled about seem to suggest otherwise. "This is the last time you're gonna ditch me SHUICHI MINAMINO!! I didn't bust my ass following you and your girlfriend here for nothing." Said the young woman she pointed at Kurama, then at Yukina. By now Kurama had garnered quite a bit of unwanted attention from everyone, as he tried his best to shoo, the girl out the door. "I know where you live." Said the young women as Kurama closed the door on her.
"We'll talk later." Kurama whispered before completely shutting the girl out.
"Who on earth was that?" Said Hiei giving a confused look at Kurama.
"Just a friend from school."
"Really?" Said Yusuke rather skeptically.
"Yukina." Said Kuwabara happily getting to his feet. "Yukina, Yukina, Yukina, Yukina, Yukina." Kuwabara chanted happily as he bounded over to where Yukina stood.
"Hello Kazuma." Said Yukina sweetly noticing the enraptured teen coming toward her only to be pushed out of the way by Torrin.
"Hello my dear. I am The magnificent Torrin Ravencroth, but a creature as sweet and stunning as you can just call me Torrin. Yukina looked a little confused but nodded and smiled.
"Hello Torrin."
Kuwabara looked crushed as Torrin put his arm on Yukina's shoulder. Hiei just became livid. He could already see the disgusting thoughts rushing through Torrin's head. His hand instinctively clutched his katana tightly.
"So your name is Yukina, the name suits you. It sounds as sweet as you seem." Said Torrin he flashed a smile.
"Uh. I must help the others in the kitchen."
"I understand." Said Torrin in his oh so charming way. "I do hope to see more of you sweet Yukina." Yukina nodded and smiled, then went to the kitchen.
"That's two." Said Torrin looking rather proud. "Maybe I'll start a collection, onnas are so easily charmed."
"Hey you what's that about? Yukina's my girl." Said Kuwabara in a whiny sounding voice.
"Of course she is, I just want to borrow her for a night. Then we'll see if she still wants you in the morning." Said Torrin. Kuwabara quacked with anger. "Calm down repugnant faced baka, your temper is showing."
"Wha? Where?" Said Kuwabara looking himself over.
"Baka." Hiei retorted feeling embarrassed just to know Kuwabara at the moment.
"Princess, long time no see." Said Torrin finally bringing his attention back to his favorite torture victim.
Kurama rolled his eyes, "Just when I was beginning to feel left out." Said Kurama dryly.
"What did you really think I could forget about you. You're a vision of loveliness, a stunning creature."
"I'm a guy." Said Kurama.
"Really, now how do you expect me to believe that." Said Torrin he walked up to Kurama and took bit of Kurama hair in his hands. "You got this beautiful red hair those lovely eyes and…" Torrin had his arm on Kurama's shoulder at this point and his hand slide down to where Kurama's nonexistent bust. Torrin groped about a bit. Kurama just became very red in the face.
"Princess, your as flat as a board. Oh well. You've still got that beautiful face said Torrin taking Kurama's chin in his hand. Kurama batted Torrin's hand away. And moved out of Torrin reach blushing and completely humiliated
"Did he just feel up Kurama?" Asked Kuwabara. Yusuke nodded then broke out into laughter. Kuwabara's laughter was then heard. Hiei despite the fact that he hated it when Torrin picked on Kurama Hiei was having trouble trying to hide his own amusement.
"I pray that this mission will be over soon." Said Kurama quietly.
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Who: You've gotta feel bad for Kurama. Why do you pick on him so much Torrin
Torrin: The Princess is just an easy target, and don't even get me started on the insect and the oaf.
Who: People want you dead can't you try and be nice.
Torrin: I'm sorry, Who I have been quite rude haven't I? (walks up to Who) My dear sweet onna do you think that you can forgive me (Takes Who's hand and stares into her eyes) Please. (evil smile) Virgin. (Pulls Who in close and tries to kiss her. End up getting his… uh pride hurt.)
Who: You Torrin Are a first class one of a kind grade A JERK!!!