Who: (Huddled in a corner on the in a room alone with an amorous Torrin) VIOLATED… (falls to the ground) I feel so dirty.
Torrin: (slowly toward Who) I haven't even touched you. (Pauses and gives devious smile) Yet.
Who: (holds up hands protectively) I'll scream rape.
Torrin: (stops in the middle of the room) Go ahead. The insect won't save you and there's no one else here.
Who: Don't you have any shame? people are reading.
Torrin: I don't mind at all. (Smiles wider. As he pins Who in the corner and moves in to kiss her)
Who: (whines) But I wanted to enjoy my first kiss. (closes eyes tightly, expects the worse nothing. Opens one eye slowly then opens the other, realizes Torrin was knocked out. Sighs in relief.) That was close. (Sees a can of soda lying on the floor.) Sweet Matter materialization. (leaves the room sees Hiei leaning against the wall) YOU LITTLE JERK. Were you really gonna just let him violate me?
Torrin: (Walks out of the room holding a can of soda that hit him on the head. Sigh) So close Virgin you should have just relaxed and…
Who: Say , try to enjoy it and I release you into the custody of my reviewers. You know, the angry ones.
Torrin: How disappointing. Well you can't possibly stay alert forever.
Who: (looks at Hiei) You were really just gonna stand there. Do you care about my, uh…er…um integrity.
Hiei: Your (slight pause) integrity isn't my concern (get offs the wall)
Who: (looks sad) Hiei that hurts. I don't want Torrin calling me (shudder) Former Virgin.
Hiei: The onna does not own Yu Yu Hakusho, and therefore she doesn't own me. So I don't have to listen to her. (leaves)
Torrin: Did anyone else feel a chill? Virgin let's share body heat so I can get warm.
Who: Get Away!!
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(I just wanted to apologize for any out of characterness so I'm sorry. Oh yeah sorry I couldn't update earlier blame the evil staff.)
Surveillance
Kurama's eyes flew open, and met with a pair of dark blue, as Torrin hovered just over his face. Kurama let out a surprised gasp scooting back away from Torrin.
"Morning Princess. Sleep well?" Asked Torrin looking at Kurama with a large grin on his face. Kurama scrunched up until his back touched his head. Torrin gave a soft chuckle as he moved away from Kurama's bed.
"Don't worry Princess I was a complete gentlemn." Said Torrin. Kurama quivered just a little at the resently made statement. Kurama rubbed his eyes hoping that despite certain warnings he was dreaming. Once Kurama was satisfied that he was indeed awake, he groaned. Kurama felt a little uncertain whether Torrin was telling the truth, and wondered just how much of a gentleman that Torrin had been. Kurama suspected that Torrin, hadn't done anything, judging by his unchanged attitude toward him. Still he had to wonder just how good that actually would be.
"What are you doing here?" Kurama asked, after taking a deep breath.
"I came to learn Princess." Said Torrin his smirk changed into a large grin.
Kurama, raised his eyebrow, uncertain what Torrin had meant, until he realized that Torrin was wearing a magenta uniform that was identical to his own. Kurama also noticed that where Torrin's wing would have been was a small leather school bag. Kurama's eyes widened a bit as he wondered what he was supposed to do with Torrin in school. A few images shot into Kurama's head and none of them were very good.
"What, but. Why?" Said Kurama trying to shake away the bad images.
"Because after my little disappearing act, it was decided that one of you would have to keep a close eye on me. You were just lucky enough to get me for the day." Said Torrin snidely. A smile on his face showed that he was defiantly enjoying the turn of events. He sat on the edge of Kurama's bed, looked toward him and began to regale the red head with the tale of how he ended up in his room.
(Last Night)
Torrin groaned lightly as he woke up to find himself draped over Kuwabara's shoulders. "My head." Said Torrin touching the back of his head, he winced in pain. "Where are all my beautiful onnas." Continued Torrin as he looked about. At this point Kuwabara has let Torrin slide onto the ground so that he's standing on his own two feet.
"So you're finally awake." Said Yusuke, a definite hint of irritation in his voice as he looked at Torrin, who was dusting himself off.
"Aw, my capture, how wonderful to see you again."
"Yeah I'll bet." Yusuke practically growled, before walking up to Torrin and pushing him to the ground. " You've been on my bad side since the first time I met you. And in case you didn't know I'm not the type of person that you want to piss off."
"Oh big words." Said Torrin getting off the floor and dusting himself off. "But can you back them up."
"I'll let you see first hand!" Shouted Yusuke about ready to storm over to Torrin.
"Urameshi!" Kuwabara said taking a firm grasp of Yusuke's shirt to try and stop him, but was basically being dragged along. Hiei, however didn't make a motion to stop the ensuing fight.
Yusuke grabbed Torrin's vest and looked hatefully into Torrin's defiant eyes. Torrin's smirked, "Do your worst. I don't think you could do a thing to faze me."
"Wanna bet." Was Yusuke's response as he drew his arm back. The letting his hand snap forward, setting a collsion course with Torrin's face, ready to wipe away his arrogant little smile. Only to be stopped by Kuwabara, who held back Yusuke's hand.
"Hey Urameshi I know you want to kill him. But we can't. Remember?" Said Kuwabara he shot a glare toward Torrin.
"Oh." Said Yusuke, sounding most livid, as he shook his head. "I'm not gonna kill him." Said Yusuke he sent a glance toward Kuwabara. "I'm gonna beat him to within an inch of his life than I'm gonna annihilate him."
"Try it, I dare." Said Torrin. Which caused Yusuke to growl and pull his arm out of Kuwabara's grip
"Hey shut up I'm trying to save you here." Said Kuwabara unhappy that his efforts to try and play the mediator, were failing. "Hey help me out shorty." Said Kuwabara looking back toward Hiei.
"Hn, Why?" Said Hiei shifting his arms, as he looked at the other. "For once, I actually want the detective to succeed, when he doesn't have to." Hiei let his arms rest comfortably folded over his chest, smirking he continued to watch what was happening.
Before any real violence could break out between the four young men, a figure covered by a heavy cloak dropped down from the sky on an oar. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei knew who it was instantly. Yusuke quickly let go of Torrin's vest, while Kuwabara let go of Yusuke's arm.
"Hey Boton what with the getup." Said Yusuke as the person stepped to the ground.
"I'm not Boton." Said the figure raising their arms, and waving their hands in front of themselves wildly. The voice was muffled but it still it could definitely but identified as Boton.
"You're defiantly the blue haired beauty from before." Said Torrin smiling. "You're not fooling me."
"Thanks Yusuke." Muttered Botan she removed the hood from her face and fanned herself.
"My aren't we looking lovely" Said Torrin moving forward toward Botan.
"Bawwh!" Exclaimed Botan moved back holding up her arms protectively.
"Heel boy." Said Yusuke he glared at Torrin. Torrin didn't back down but he didn't move any closer, to Botan either. Yusuke pushed Torrin back some and the three detectives stood in front of Botan, making a rather effective barrier between Botan and Torrin.
"How disappointing." Groaned Torrin to himself turning his back to the others.
"So what's happening did the toddler find out anything about Gladamus?" His voice seemed skeptical and anxious at the same time.
Botan shook her head. "Not much oh but he does want to talk to you fou… Hey where's Kurama?" Said Botan finally noticing he was absent from the group.
"He had to skip out early, probably had some homework to finish or something. So what does pacifier breath want now?"
"You can ask him yourself." Botan pulled out something that looked remarkably like a laptop and held it open for the three detectives to see.
On the screen there was a somewhat ticked off Koenma. "What are you four doing?!" Shouted Koenma. "You can't just let him," Koenma pointed toward Torrin, from the two-dimensional screen, "go running about as he pleases. Gladamus has spies everywhere. Supposing he should get caught!!"
"Hey keep your diaper on." Said Yusuke. "He just got away from us that's all. How'd you even find out he escaped?"
"It doesn't matter how I found out what matters is that it can never happen again. One of you are going to have to keep twenty four hour surveillance on him. Because I don't want this happening again!!!" The force of Koenma's words even through the computer screen was enough to knock the three detectives off their feet. Botan closed the laptop and looked at the four boys.
"Geez is it me or has Koenma gotten really bitchy lately." Said Yusuke rubbing his head where it had hit the ground.
"Well Yusuke you are supposed to be protecting Torrin. Difficult as he is to deal with, and besides we're not certain how many demons could be spying for Gladamus. Oh, and there's something else, it seems that one of Gladamus' old partners has already escaped. We're still not sure if the escape was Gladamus' doing or not, but from what we could tell the demon had escaped quite a while ago."
"That seems like important information I wish you could've told us sooner." Snarled Yusuke. "Is there anything else we should know?"
"Nope that's it." Said Botan cheerfully, she pulled out her oar and was on her way.
"So, uh Urameshi." Said Kuwabara looking at Yusuke. "Which one of us is gonna get stuck with him?" Kuwabara pointed at the grinning Torrin. Each boy looked at the other.
(Morning)
"And now I'm here. In the words of the very pissed prepubescent prince, you can't have me running the streets." Torrin's smile grew wider. "I think we should take this opportunity to get to know one another better." Said Torrin sliding his hand up Kurama's bed in an effort to reach one of Kurama's legs, which were still scrunched up.
"There is no way. You can't stay here." Said Kurama almost protectively.
"But everything's been settled, and it is really only for today. You can push me off on someone else later if you'd like." Torrin smiled wide looking like he had a secret and was ready to explode. "You know you have a wonderful family, Princess your mother quite a piece of work. A vision, I see where you get it from." Kurama rolled his eyes, a mark of anger flashed within them but disappeared quickly. Kurama sighed, knowing he could do nothing but concede but it was truly going to be a long day. Kurama slipped out of his bed.
"Can this get any worse?" Kurama wondered out loud, to himself noticing Torrin watching him."Would you, at the least behave yourself ?" Kurama was practically begging.
"Sure thing Princess. I mean miss Minamino." Torrin smiled even as he noted Kurama irritation when he walked by.
Kurama made a mental note never to leave the other behind early again. Shaking his head he made his way toward the bathroom, only wonder how things could possibly get any worse.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Who: (Tying Torrin to a chair)
Torrin: Virgin this is interesting what do you have planned?
Who: Get your mind out of the gutter Torrin. I'm doing this because I don't want a repeat of what happened earlier.
Torrin: Your right it should've gone much further.
Who: Just respond to some reviews already.
Torrin: How cruel. I think that delightful onna killerbanana101 is correct when she speaks of how cruel everyone is to me. Do I really deserve all this animosity?
Who: He means that rhetorically, you don't have to answer him.
Torrin: (clears throat) Well I think I deserve a bit more compassion. Starting with you Virgin. Of course I'd be happy just to take the passion.
Hiei: I'd prefer to be able to ripe out your intestines like sailor-z-360 suggested.
Torrin: (looks toward Hiei) Violent aren't we Insect? And when you were so quick to hand the Virgin over to me before
Who: Yeah (looks at Hiei kinda mad) How dare you show your face here. You could've got me…
Torrin: Laid? (smiles evilly)
Hiei: Hn, I came back to (mumbles)
Who: Huh?
Hiei: I came to (voice sounds really forced) apologize. There I owe you nothing now. Baka Virgin onna. (realizes what he said) O.O
Who: You said ningen right? That wasn't a Freudian slip.
Torrin: I'm rubbing off on you insect.
Hiei: Hn.
Torrin: (looking at reviews) Corrupting the world one onna at a time. (laughs) But seriously my dear sweet onna, Mrs Lucy there is no need to be ashamed of liking me. There are others you aren't the only one Although I think many of them are in denial.
Hiei: Baka onna liking that second rate…
Who: No insulting the reviewer they fuel this story.
Torrin: Anonymous, in order for this to be Yaoi, there would have to be a male paired with a male. I assume you're talking about the Princess and the insect. But the Princess is no…
Who: Hush Torrin, to settle any minds no there are not pairings in this fic, so for those of you who wanted some there aren't.
Torrin: "wonder down under?"
Who: (shakes head) Don't worry about it
Torrin: But I have to know she wants the Princess to kick me there
Who: There's lots of talk of you getting kicked in a certain area
Hiei: Perhaps I should indulge your readers and kill him.
Torrin: Oh she means "down there" (points downward then laughs) Well no matter what the circumstance it's nice to know they're thi…
Who: No no no we're not going there. No more references to that area none nadda okay.
Torrin: But then how will I find out whether or not the Princess is an onna. Insect the Princess would probably let you see why don't you get me a picture
Hiei: (Starts strangling Torrin)
Who: Well just don't kill him okay Hiei. Please. Well review.