Torrin: (Still tied up) You're so harsh insect, my neck is going to be sore now

Hiei: I can take care of that by removing it from your body.

Torrin: so violent.

Who: Torrin I swear I think you want to die.

Torrin: Why virgin what ever gave you that idea?

Who: Things you do and say, and think. Well I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. I just like writing fan fiction.

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(A/N I am like so totally sorry for like the out of characterness.)

Relative

"What a hideous color." Groaned Torrin, complaining about the school uniform. "I guess it only look good on you, because you're so attractive, Princess. Otherwise one would have to wonder what was going through the head of the foolish ningen that thought this up. Ugh." Torrin pulled on the collar of the magenta uniform that he wore, and frowned. "It seems to look worse in the light." Torrin gave another rather disenchanted sneer at the uniform, then looked over at Kurama, who hadn't said a word since the two of them had left his home.

Kurama, wore a strange look of surprise mixed with disgust on his face. Torrin raised an eyebrow and gave Kurama a rather bemused look. Before smiling and taking in a deep breath. "Why so quiet Princess? This wouldn't have anything to do with the kiss?" Asked Torrin with a rather devious look in his eyes. Kurama shook his head.

"Of course not." Said Kurama pushing back the image of Torrin kissing his mother, on the lips no less. "It was only my mother." Said Kurama quietly although, it was obvious that that most sarcastic comment was made out of anger.

"It's okay. She thinks it's a custom where I come from. At least I didn't say I was from France." Said Torrin, smiling lightly.

Kurama's eyes widened for a moment as a rather disturbing image flashed in his mind. Kurama shook his head quickly dispelling the image. With a sigh Kurama mumbled something about leaving before breakfast, of course Torrin took the red heads actions for something else entirely.

"There's no need to be jealous Princess. You're still my favorite." Said Torrin giving Kurama a rather toothy grin that made Kurama lower his head and shake it.

The energetic sounds of students filled the air, prompting Kurama to lift his head. A crowd of people passed by Torrin and Kurama. Which only brought Kurama closer to the conclusion that all of this was actually happening, and that Torrin would indeed be spending the day with him. With a light groan Kurama entered the vast school yard with Torrin following him closely.

Naturally Torrin's eyes came to look upon all to the female student, running around in their red and white uniforms. The fact that they were in skirts made it all the better to Torrin. After looking back and forth through the masses of people, Torrin turned toward Kurama, who was wearing a small look of impending doom on his face.

"Princess?" Kurama reluctantly turned to look at Torrin, inwardly cringing as he did so. "Why don't you wear a uniform like all the other young onnas." Having finished his statement Torrin's eyes went back to roaming through the scores of giggling girls. Torrin then began to muse out loud. "Though, I suppose the red would clash with those lovely locks of yours." Said Torrin touching Kurama's hair . Kurama could feel people's eyes upon him and Torrin so he just smiled and tried his best to keep from losing his cool. Sucking in a deep breath, Kurama shot a quick glare at Torrin then ran his own hand through his hair straightening it out.

Torrin, perhaps tired of teasing Kurama, had once again taken to looking around the school once again. Torrin's eyes eventually fell on a tall young women with dark brown hair just below shoulder length, that was tied up into a ponytail.

For some reason Torrin found the girl's features familiar. He just couldn't figure out why. Torrin gave a considering smile as he looked at the girl. "Hm." Said Torrin with a nod just before leaving Kurama's side.

This action went unnoticed to Kurama, as at that moment he had his head down with his hand pressed to his forehead. In fact Kurama had been right in the process of telling Torrin how he'd, once again "mistaken" his gender. "The reason I am not wearing a skirt." Began Kurama he gave a soft sigh before continuing. "Is because…" Kurama looked up and turned to where Torrin had been. To find him gone.

Kurama looked up toward the sky and gave a look that seemed to say, "Why me?" before he brought his head back to its normal position. Kurama knew that Torrin's disappearance was not a good thing, especially if Torrin was actually being spied on. There was a possibility that Torrin's life could be in jeopardy at that very moment. Of course, one had to wonder if Torrin even cared about his own life with the way that he acted.

Kurama became slightly unnerved, at the thought of not being able to find Torrin. While part of him was jumping for joy. Of course neither of the two emotions lasted long when Kurama spotted a figure that was undeniably Torrin, walking around.

Actually Torrin was running, at full speed in fact toward the girl that he had been eyeing earlier. Basically he was planning to stage an "accidental" meeting between the girl and himself.

The girl at the time appeared to be talking on what appeared to be a rather oddly shaped phone. She had her back facing the fast approaching Torrin. "Look out!" Said Torrin, catching the taller girl's attention enough to make her turn around. The girl's eyes widened as now she had no chance of moving out of Torrin's path. The two of their bodies collided and Torrin and the girl fell to the ground. In the end Torrin ended up lying right on top of the girl. One of his legs in between hers. Torrin gave a quick smirk before putting on his most apologetic face.

"Oh, my, excuse me. I'm so sorry." Said Torrin as he raised himself up a bit. Just enough so that his upper body wasn't lying on the girl, he'd ran into.

The girl gave a nervous smile, but secretly rolled her eyes. "It's okay really."

"No." Said Torrin shaking his head, just to emphasize his point. "It was my fault, I'm truly, truly sorry." Torrin offered the girl a rather flirtatious smile and she smiled a bit more.

"Get a room." Came a voice from one of the people that were walking by.

Torrin, made it look as though he was surprised that he was still partially lying on top of the girl. "Oh excuse me." Said Torrin finally removing himself from atop the girl, then he helped her to her feet.

"Really it's fine." Said the girl as she was whisked to her feet and into Torrin's arms. Torrin gave her another flirtatious smile as he looked down toward her face. (A/N. Torrin doesn't waste any time does he?) The girl looked up at Torrin gave a nervous laugh then turned away. Torrin release the girl from his arms still smiling madly. The girl began to dust herself off.

"I really didn't mean to do that." Said Torrin helping the girl dust herself off, which only made her become a little more nervous. "I can be so clumsy at times."

"Yes, but most often times you're just incorrigible." Said Kurama as he pulled Torrin away from the girl by his collar. Torrin turned his head back as far as it would go and looked toward Kurama rather disappointedly.

"Shuichi?" Said the girl, "Is he a friend of yours?" Said The girl she raised her eyebrow.

Kurama stopped pulling Torrin off and turned to look at the girl. "Ami, I didn't realize it was you." Said Kurama. "This is…"

"I'm Torrin. I happen to be a relative of…" Torrin stopped and looked at Kurama, who flinched just a bit as he was already expecting to be called something insulting. "Shuichi's. I'm his…" Torrin paused for a moment giving a moment of consideration to what he'd say next. "His cousin." Said Torrin his voice sounding a little uncertain, but he put on a rather convincing smile to cover that up.

"By marriage." Added Kurama. The girl nodded, without any objection. Then she smiled, a smile that seemed to draw Torrin's suspicion.

"Haven't I seen you before?" Asked Torrin looking at Ami.

"I don't." Ami shook her head. "I don't think so." Continued Ami sounding slightly nervous. Though neither Torrin or Kurama caught.

Torrin smiled "No, I'm certain I've seen you before. Perhaps it was in my dreams." The girl as well as Kurama fell to the ground, too bowled over by the shock. The girl gave a sigh of relief after recovering from the shock.

"So, cousin Shuichi." Said Torrin in an oh so mocking tone, that he might as well have called Kurama Princess. "Aren't you going to introduce us?" Kurama groaned a little.

"Torrin, this is Ami." Kurama gestured toward the girl.

"Ami Yuritoma, actually." Said Ami with a smile, adding to Kurama's statement.

"And as you know Ami, this is my cousin." Kurama rolled his eyes a bit, which made Torrin smirk. "Torrin."

"So Shuichi how come I never saw you with your cousin before? I know I've only been here a little over a week but…" Said Ami.

"Well, actually." Said Torrin politely interrupting the girl. "I kind of just started staying with cousin Shuichi, you see I'm having troubles back home so I staying with my wonderful cousin until things clear up." With that Torrin placed his arm on Kurama's shoulder. "Isn't that right, cousin Shuichi."

Giving an inaudible groan and slightly rolling his eyes, Kurama nodded sadly. Then Kurama shot Torrin one of those I'm gonna kill you looks, before turning toward Ami and smiling.

"Oh I guess I should apologize about the other day. I just wanted to know." Said Ami innocently, "When are we gonna get together and do that project for class?" Asked Ami every now and again she shot Torrin a small flirtatious smile.

"Well actually." Said Kurama looking toward Torrin. "I've got to look after Torrin."

"Nonsense Cousin Shuichi. You can just bring me along."

"I wouldn't mind." Said Ami smiling.

"I'd rather not." Said Kurama. "Perhaps some other time."

"We do have a time limit you know?" Ami gave a rather defeated sigh. "But, whatever, I guess when you're a genius that gives you license to slack off. Kurama gave a light smile.

"Don't worry. The project will get done. I won't let you down." Kurama looked toward Torrin, who was grinning madly. "I see if I'll be able to get a hold of you tonight." With that Kurama gave Ami a reassuring nod, as the sound of the ringing bell prompted student to start heading for the school entrance.

"See you later said Ami with a faint smile as Torrin and Kurama headed in. She gave a slight wave then quickly picked up the phone that she'd left lying on the ground. The school yard being much quieter Ami pressed the phone to her ear. Giving a quick look around she quietly whispered into the phone. "You were right. He showed up. Make sure you keep a close eye on him." With a secretive smile Ami closed the phone and, causally headed into the building.

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Torrin: (Still tied up) I don't see why the Princess is so hostile toward me, if she.

Who: He

Torrin: (Looks who) If she would just relax everything would be fine. She should follow Hakudoshi-chan's motto things would be easier for her.

Who: Not it she's a he. Oh hey thank LadyAli-07 that sweet of you to say.

Hiei; Hn, brilliance (scoffs)

Torrin: Well Clojahken I don't think I would've minded joining you in your room either. I fact it doesn't seem that bad at all.

Who: Cool it Torrin.

Torrin: But I like this onna, Why won't you just let me have a little kiss Virgin, that would be nice, besides look at all that hatred. I should like to be given to the sweeter onnas when this is done.

Who: Hey silly thanks. You'll have to wait you can't kill Torrin now. (looks at review.) This one yours Torrin Shadowkitsune's got a question for you.

Torrin: (Looks at pictures) Interesting.

Who: See Kurama's a guy. Is that a picture of him shirtless?

Torrin: I'm still skeptically, anyone one can enhance a picture. I know a little bit about ningen technology, and photoshop.

Who: Why won't you just except the fact that Kurama's a guy?

Torrin: I need real proof. And I want to be able

Who: Just stop Torrin. Just Stop

Torrin: Scumbag. That hurt Youko/Kurama Rose

Hiei: As of you care what that onna thinks.

Torrin: I do so I'll know how she'd feel about spending an evening with me

Who: No Torrin. No. Hey look Hiei you shouldn't try to kill me says shishi's lover

Hiei: You are responsible for that second rate demon that gives me plenty of license to kill you. The only question is why you won't let me kill him.

Who: um.

Torrin: It's because you've completely fallen for, and secretly want me isn't it Virgin.

Who: Only in your sick fantasy world. But I just don't think he's bad enough to kill.

Hiei: Hn.

Who: By the way Kandy Kane Kitsune I can fit your OC in does she have a name.

Torrin: Nanashi Shisou, those are such strong words. I doubt you need use such abrasive words. This onna makes you look tame insect.

Hiei: (Smirks Just cause Torrin is uncomfortable.)

Who: Review.